![Armand D'Angour @ArmandDAngour "The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed". Massimo Watch your step @Rainmaker1973 Sep 17, 2023 [source, read more (1949): buff.ly/469BTUU] Kitten Lives; But Executioner Drowns Alencon, France, Sept. 21 (AP)- Henri Villette, 67, set out today to drown a kitten. He threw the kitten into the water, then lost his balance and fell in himself. The kitten crawled out. Villette drowned. 2:22 AM - Sep 18, 2023 7,929 Views](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/957/432/dd1.jpg "“The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed”.")
The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed
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About
The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed is an Internet proverb similar in its meaning to the proverbs such as "you reap what you sow" and "fuck around and find out". The saying emphasizes that actions have consequences, which are often harsh. Used online as early as 2017, the catchphrase was popularized on Reddit and X in Fall 2022.
Origin
Prior to June 6th, 2017, X user @auntyamerican (account since removed) wrote, "the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed". The context of the original post is unknown, nor has the original post been preserved.
On June 6th, 2017, Tumblr[1] user krusca quoted the post, attributing the phrase to @auntyamerican. The post (shown below) received over 30 reblogs and 50 likes, and is the earliest found instance of the proverb being used.
Spread
The phrase did not see spread online until late September 2024, when it achieved popularity on social media. While the trigger point for the spread of the phrase could not be discovered, the earliest found repost made at that time is a September 24th, 2022, post by iFunny[2] user thra5hm3. On September 25th, Redditor jmoney864337 posted a screenshot of krusca's Tumblr post in the /r/BrandNewSentence[3] subreddit, where it received over 40,000 upvotes in two years (shown below).
The saying saw viral spread on social media in late 2022: for example, on October 13th, X user @whotheFisfran wrote, "'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' might be my favorite saying of the week". The post saw viral spread online: for example, on October 15th, 2024, Redditor imprettynaive posted it in the /r/brandnewsentence[4] subreddit, where it received over 2,300 upvotes in two years.
On the following years, the catchphrase maintained its popularity as a saying, used to highlight that actions may have harsh consequences. Photographs of missiles tagged with the phrase have been circulated online: for example, on May 30th, 2023, Instagram[5] page saintjavelin made one such post that received over 12,500 likes in two years (shown below).
Various Examples
![Armand D'Angour @ArmandDAngour "The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed". Massimo Watch your step @Rainmaker1973 Sep 17, 2023 [source, read more (1949): buff.ly/469BTUU] Kitten Lives; But Executioner Drowns Alencon, France, Sept. 21 (AP)- Henri Villette, 67, set out today to drown a kitten. He threw the kitten into the water, then lost his balance and fell in himself. The kitten crawled out. Villette drowned. 2:22 AM - Sep 18, 2023 7,929 Views](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/957/432/dd1.jpg "“The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed”.")
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External References
[2] iFunny – thra5hm3_2020
[3] Reddit – The dildo of consequence
[4] Reddit – Dildo of consequences
[5] Instagram – saintjavelin
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