I've decided to make a thread dedicated to the "I Hate My Job" copypasta.
Here's how you do it.
You have to either find or create your own version of the copypasta, and then tell who you're talking about. Picture is optional.
Here's one I made:
I really hate my job… I'm surrounded by idiots.
Okay, so it goes like this: I was a witch that was taught by my old mother on this floating island with these weird rabbit people… when one day her brother went insane and tried to destroy the place. He gets sent underground, only to have me be submitted to a stupid crown. Now I have to obey anyone who wears the damn thing. So, time passes, and I have to work with this… what is he, a toaster, or a bar of soap? I don't know. Whatever he is, he's as dumb as a sack of hammers.
Anyway, my previous master was hurt by these two stupid robots who ended up who knows where… and now some new idiot has the crown and wants to turn the rabbit people into monsters to attack people. If that isn't enough, the two robots were still alive and ended up killing this guy and soon my mother's brother. Did I mention I hate robots?
(Subject: Misery from Cave Story)