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I think they confused Marc with Jacob (jk <3)

Hear that bitches, I'm a "beautiful woman".

Surprisingly accurate.

Idk why, but I always pegged you as a monotoned, plain suit kind of guy. Guess it's how you type and such.

watch out, feral urbanites

Ladies ;)

^

I see your apparently large cock and I give you my amazing oral skills.

Still better than the other definitions where they compare my name to a dick.

Guys… I think every single standard name in Urban Dictionary has this same shit. Are there really people so pathetic that they submit these to make them feel good about themselves? (Yes.)

So I just looked up my name on Urban Dictionary and damn it is accurate
“One who is extreamly hot with awsome hair and amazingly great with music. (not so good with spelling)”
This is one of my personal favorites.
“To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, 2 with each hand while “toe-ing” 2 more girls, one with each foot. Basically to Noah is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration."

They could also be talking about relatives and spouses and friends….

Which is only marginally better.

What is so pathetic about wanting to feel good about yourself? Besides that, nobody is taking Urban Dictionary to be the definitive truth about themselves. There is a difference between having a high self-esteem and being an idiot.

ayy
lmao

Don't mind me just eating byproducts out of asses.

what
Or to quote it:

Daniel
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.

Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.

"You're welcome, my friend."

@Justin/Syndic

Nothing, obviously- never said there was. I just think that this is kind of a… last resort, you know? And it's not even a good last resort.

Yes, this is my name.

Lets be honest every name is either someone stroking their ego or a sexual act. Mine's is the act of cumming on a woman's navel and then consuming like a jello shot.

Tfw you don't have an English name

>.>

'owen' is a term used to describe one with great influence and great natural charisma. Often used interchangably with the words pimp, 1337 and omnipotent. The term is also used to describe immaculate performance in bed.
1) Snoop Dogg is such an owen

2) I'd say God is fairly owen

3) Ohhhhhh shit, that lorry just totally went all owen on that hedgehog

4) He was so owen i couldn't walk properly for days

GET. ON. MY. LEVEL.

What else is new.

Can confirm it's not just a joke or ego-stroking. This is possibly one of the most accurate ones along with Emmanuel's.

Think what you want from these.

Don't be ashamed being named after tableware.

Josher

someone who enjoys jovial banter
"He's such a josher, you don't think he would actually eat baby pandas for breakfast."

That's boring

Well, since DJ (My future name, once I'm old enough to get it changed) is filled with definitions of the Disc Jockey… I searched my real name.
What could possibly go wrong?
(5 minutes later)

Actually, I was named after this Chyna.

Most of the definitions were like this. Either that or the whiskey named "Baileys"

Except for one about "the act of shitting on the roof of your car and then sliding down the windscreen screaming "Arrmageden"."

"Chyna is an American former professional wrestler, actress, bodybuilder, and pornographic film actress."

Noice.

Anders.
In Scandinavia, Being Anders, means to be the best of the best. Next in line of Best-ness is being Lars.

Ha, you might be Lars, but i am Anders!

Guys, i'm super scared right now, it knows i am from Scandinavia and it knows my Brothers name.

420 blaze it!

goddamn I wish my name was Hugo now

Well this is about as true as anything that comes out of a politician's mouth

You can always tell a ganster by his freaky looking nipples.

Disturbingly accurate.