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Last posted Jun 28, 2015 at 06:51AM EDT. Added Jun 18, 2015 at 06:55AM EDT
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TIAMAT LYRICS
album: "Wildhoney" (1994)
1. Wildhoney
2. Whatever That Hurts
3. The Ar
4. 25th Floor
5. Gaia
6. Visionaire
7. Kaleidoscope
8. Do You Dream Of Me?
9. Planets
10. A Pocket Size Sun

1. Wildhoney

[Music: Hagel, Edlund]

2. Whatever That Hurts

[Music: Edlund]
[Lyrics: Edlund]

Decoction of Jimsonweed
Slimy trailing plants distil
Claustrophobia and blood mixed seed
Cursed downstairs against my will

Cobweb sticks to molten years
Cockroaches served with cream
I wipe the silver bullet tears
And with every tear a dream

With every tear a dream..

Honey tea, psilocybe larvae
Honeymoon, silver spoon
Psilocybe tea

Energy trickles with the tide
Masterminds and the suicide squad
Drink acid water by my side
Stake the saviour of thier daily fraud

Overfilled toothpaste tubes
Sleepless and timeless faces
Drippety drop on sugarcubes
The one eyed's eye twinkles and gazes

Twinkles and gazes…

Honey tea, psilocybe larvae
Honeymoon, silver spoon
Psilocybe tea

3. The Ar

[Music: Hagel, Sorychta]
[Lyrics: Edlund]

Within the heart of every Man
This symbol is its deep
A truly all descending power
But unfortunaly still asleep

You may put your hands before your eyes
But its gleam is neverending
How much you turn it inside out
It conceals just understanding

"The five pointed grey star carven
The sign of the Aryan race
The five pointed grey star carven
On the forehead of an evil face"

4. 25th Floor

[Music: Edlund, Sorychta]

5. Gaia

[Music: Hagel]
[Lyrics: Edlund]

A new serum eradicates the illness
An old man rises from his wheelchair
When suffering unknown attacks the painless
And common animals are becoming rare

As water spins in circles twice
Spiders, snakes and the little mice
Get twisted around and tumble down
When Nature calls we all shall drown

If the earth is dying of a growing thirst
Rain shall fall on dried out soil
And every kind of bud shall burst
A sough of relief to insects – turmoil

As water spins in circles twice
Spiders, snakes and the little mice
Get twisted around and tumble down
When Nature calls we all shall drown

6. Visionaire

[Music: Edlund, Petersson]
[Lyrics: Edlund]

With a solar knife I split the sky
And walk right in between
To search the answers to every "why?"
Where I have seen the unseen

I stole the colour of night
To get out of your sight
I am the Visionaire
Follow me if you dare…

I count the stars in my hands
And dream myself strong
To watch them twinkle on my command
As once a year in midwinter songs

I stole the colour of night
To get out of your sight
I am the Visionaire
Follow me if you dare…

7. Kaleidoscope

[Music: Edlund]

8. Do You Dream Of Me?

[Music: Edlund, Sorychta]
[Lyrics: Edlund]

Come down, slowly
I'm waiting by your side
Come down, carefully
I'm waiting by your side

I'll grab you when you fall
Down to the waking hours
Silent sweeps as golden corn
Down to the waking hours

How i wish that I could
Break into your dreams
Do I have the force I need
To break into your dreams

I hold you in my arms
Dimmed by scarlet morning red
I whisper in your ear
"Do you dream of me?"

9. Planets

[Music: Edlund, Sahlgren]

10. A Pocket Size Sun

[Music: Edlund]
[Lyrics: Edlund]

I came so close, so near
That I almost got out of my shell
When a pink coloured vision did appear
A girl with something to sell

The girl offered me a pocket size sun
I beheld its innocent smile
She said "If you wanna have fun,
It will take you to heaven for awhile"

An inch from the blue skies ceiling
I was touched by her careful fingertips
With the sun we shared our feelings
And I finally kissed her ruby lips

She started to sing a lullaby
Origined from ancient Senoi
"In dream's realm can no one die
Sleep safe my little boy"

The sun cut my eyes like a dropblade
Drew elseworlds in the sand
My memories began to fade
And did suddenly slip through my hands

In the sand I found two wonderful shells
As Like as two peas
And I thought I could hear the sound of bluebells
Behind the roaring seven seas…

Last edited Jun 18, 2015 at 06:55AM EDT

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Ooh ooh

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

RandomMan wrote:

"I'm lolsorandumb xD, best use Riff-Raff for my JFF thread."

Stop being such a shitpost elitist. :<
We should feel free to shitpost at any level
It's a basic human right
Check your privilege shitlord

Last edited Jun 18, 2015 at 11:29AM EDT

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Oh dear lord

Batman: A butt tuba! This look like the work of-

Palindrome: WAS IT A BAT I SAW?

Batman: Palindrome! I see you're still talking in sentences that are spelled the same forward and backward. What are you planning?!

Palindrome: EVIL I DID DWELL, LEWD DID I LIVE.

Batman: Tell me, why do you continue to haunt Gotham, Palindrome?

Palindrome: MR. OWL ATE MY METAL WORM.

Batman: Mr. Owl? I dont know Mr. Owl-

Palindrome: GO HANG A SALAMI, I'M A LASAGNA HOG.

Batman: Over my dead body, Palindrome!

Palindrome: GOD DAMN MAD DOG!

Batman: I should feed you to the dogs!

Palindrome: NO SIR, PREFER PRISON!

Batman: It's not too late for you Palindrome, you can still do good!

Palindrome:

Do good? I?

No. Evil anon I deliver.

I maim nine more hero men in Saginaw.

Sanitary sword a tuck Carol, I!

Lo, rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan.

I gas nine more hero men in Miami.

Reviled, I? no na, live on

I do. O' God!

Batman: Wow. That was impressive.

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yo, what a guy gotta do around here to get food, laddie, i just switched voices from stereotypical white guy trying to be a thug to irish dude

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cs louis

jrr tolkien

jk rowling(s)

chester a. bum

louis cypher

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck woood?

dont know the limit, im gonna stop here, but first!

DONT STOP ME NOW!
HAVIN A GOOD TIME! HAVIN A GOOD TIME!

你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。

Last edited Jun 19, 2015 at 05:15PM EDT

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你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你和你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。你的waifu或husbando或pokewaifu或或毛茸茸waifu或任何你是迷信，都这么丑，因此肥肉等愚蠢的，所以跛脚等垃圾，如此邪恶等垃圾等生活垃圾等，并面露如此低劣等不合格等缺陷，因此伪劣等二流，因此不理想等不足，因此不能接受的，所以没有达到划伤等缺陷，因此不完全等故障，使业余和这么惨等等丰满如此粗壮等超重和如此之大，因此小胖等肥胖等大腹便便等松弛等愚蠢和无知等等等等密集的和愚蠢等痴呆等速度慢等头脑简单等等空洞等，并拼着如此白痴等钝等大板等等等等厚，所以黯淡等朦胧机智等呆痴等哑等迟钝等想睡等鲁钝，因此显得愚不可及等豌豆右脑等半和痴痴呆呆如此柔软的头部，因此脑死亡等愚蠢的那么厚为首的等为首的羊肉等愚蠢，你赚希特勒看起来像一个好人。我跑出来的更糟词库滥用所以我只是要再次重复同样的信息，甚至更多，你可能甚至不明白的语言侮辱你，但可能会谷歌翻译呢。

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"Dio, no matter what happens, live nobly and with pride. If you do that,
you'll surely be able to go to heaven."
I wonder if my mother, who always used to tell me that, did indeed to go
heaven in the end? Although she lived at the bottom rung of society, she lived
with a pride that she never lost over the whole course of her life. But while that
may be true, being so, especially being so, no, rather because she was so, I do not
think she obtained a ticket to heaven.
I don't think so.
She was noble, proud, as well as pure, righteous and beautiful, and
actually even goddess-like, but at the same time she was a hopelessly foolish
woman.
I hated that hopeless foolishness.
Take this, for example:
While we were so impoverished we would be worried about eating meals
that day----While both she and I, her son, were in an environment where we
suffered from having empty stomachs, she shared the paltry sum of money she
had worked to earn with hungry children in the neighborhood.
And not just with children; with elderly people or sometimes animals.
She gave charity and blessings to such "weaklings" like it was her duty. What's
the word… "Kindness She would scatter that sort of thing freely to those around
her.
What was that if not foolish?
One can't help but hate it.
Her way of life where she would put herself as well as her family
second was certainly noble and proud, but in that bottom-rung town, there was
no one to assess that nobility and pride.
Depending on the place, like where the Joestar family lived, that sort of
idyllic country town, such character would be reasonably recognized… but in that
town that was worse than a ditch, to be honest, she was a laughingstock.
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The children who took her charity as well as the elderly people all
laughed at mother.
They roared with laughter like they were seeing a thoroughly
entertaining hilarious joke being played.
And when I heard that laughter, I didn't really have much animosity to it.
They were absolutely right, I thought. Enough so that I wanted to laugh
right along with them---- My anger towards my mother took precedence, so I of
course didn't do so. But that's to the degree that I felt so.
My mother was foolish.
Helplessly foolish.
Be that as it may, as you might expect, being the son of the mother who
was being made fun of, I was sometimes looked down on. And I couldn't just let
those people that were laughing at my mother get away with it, but when I did
that, my mother scolded me.
Rather than the ones that were laughing at her, she would scold me that
got angry.
"You mustn't do that, Dio. You must not live relying on violence like that.
If you do such things you will not go to heaven."
Thinking back, it was like it was her favorite phrase. Words themselves
have concrete meanings. Maybe they were something like an incantation.
Her simply saying those things left an impression on me. She need only
to say the word "heaven," and it felt like she might be saved----- I had to think
that, because otherwise that woman's feelings were completely
incomprehensible to me.
No, even if I did think that, understandably, she was undoubtedly
impossible to understand, but…… thinking back on it now, I feel that it probably
brought a reasonable amount of light into her life in which she was constantly
laughed at.
But anyhow, she, my mother, took every opportunity to say that to me as
a young child.
If you do this, you can go to heaven.
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If you do that, you can't go to heaven.
Heaven, heaven, heaven.
And every time, it irritated me----- my childhood mind learned severe
irritation. I thought of them as irrational words.
I couldn't forgive my mother.
That's why whenever I would see my drunken father commit violence
against my mother, it actually made me feel relieved. "Serves you ri I
thought.
Thinking about it now, it seems rather foolish but…… as a young child, I
liked my father more than my mother. I felt my low-life, insignificant, hopeless
father was far better than my noble, proud mother.
If my mother was a "giver" or perhaps a "donor then I think I could say
my father was a "taker
Thinking back on my connection with the Joestar Family, a fated
connection spanning over 100 years, his habit of stealing may have been the
impetus…… What he "took" from George Joestar was the cause.
I never once saw him work.
I never saw him work or earn anything for himself.
Through random gambling, swindle-like acts and extortion, he "took"
cash and food from people in town he never "earned," he only "took. He was
always doing that. The way he lived his life up until his death was the exact
opposite of my mother's.
And in that town, the one that was right was my father. My father's way
of living was honest and correct.
At the very least, I thought that the way my father lived so uninhibited
and cunningly was cool. I wouldn't say I looked up to him, but I would say I
respected him.
It really does seem foolish looking back on it now, but…… I was not in my
proper senses, but I thought of the way he lived as very skillful. He was always
taking from the weak. And in response to necessity, or even not in response to
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necessity, he would beat other people. For me, a still-innocent child, one could
not be "stronger
I watched him.
He was strong, stylish, and cool.
In that broken-down slum of a town, knowing that my father was such a
person was my life's greatest, and my life's only pride.
But my mother repudiated that.
She downright criticized it.
"Dear, please stop. Let's go give back all the money you stole. You
mustn't do these things. If you do things like this you won't be able to go to
heaven."
Whenever she said that, she got hit.
A foolish woman got foolishly beaten.
When she collapsed, he would violently kick her and throw liquor bottles
at her.
I only found out about it later, but my little brother or little sister that
could have been was lost to that violence, apparently.
It's a cruel story. It's a cruel story, isn't it? It surely is.
But among that daily violence, she was forthright to the end.
In that life at the bottom rung of society, in that terrible environment,
she talked about justice, ethics, and morals. She held dearly those things that
served no purpose at like they were treasures.
I wish she'd have just shut up.
At the least, I wish she'd have overlooked my father's actions.---- If she'd
just done that, she would at least have escaped his violence.
No. When I think of my father in his drunken frenzies, you probably
couldn't escape completely no matter what you did…… But when I was a child, in
an attempt to do that, I would stay quiet and get away from him when he drank.
And that would minimize the amount of damage I received.
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A child could figure that out, but she never did it. Quite the opposite.
When my father was drank heavily and got drunk off his ass, she remonstrated
him.
"You mustn't drink so much liquor."
And the like.
She would say obvious things like that.
She would get hit and say obvious things---- What exactly was going to
come from saying things like that? If you thought about it, it should've been easy
to figure out. Seeing her try to talk to my father despite the fact that she did
nothing to defend herself from being beaten couldn't be expressed as anything
but humorous.
It's strange.
I cannot help but question it.
Even if she couldn't escape the scorn, she should at least have been able
to escape the violence…… So why didn't she?
Is it as I thought, she was simply foolish? Because she wasn't smart?
Was my mother really a hopeless idiot?
That is wrong.
Now that one hundred years have passed, I know that is wrong.
Now that I know the so-called outside world and the next world.
It's true that my mother at least had intelligence and education---- Even
while in poverty where I could not go to school often, the one that taught me
various things in place of a teacher was none other than her.
It is because I had that basic education that I was able to live with such
determination later. I never once thanked my mother for that while she was alive,
though----- I didn't think that such an "education" could serve any purpose, but if
it weren't for that I seriously doubt I could have lived at that refined Joestar home.
I never cared about my mother's bloodline, but when I did investigate, I
found that that woman may have actually come from the upper echelons of
society.

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Chapter 1.

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

“What’s up Draco?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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Chapter 2.

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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.

My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

“OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly.

“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.

“Do you like Draco?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.

“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.

“Hi.” he said.

“Hi.” I replied flirtily.

“Guess what.” he said.

“What?” I asked.

“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.

“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.

I gasped.

Chapter 3.

AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.

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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.

I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).

“Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice.

“Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.

“You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life.” sang Joel (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).

“Joel is so fucking hot.” I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Suddenly Draco looked sad.

“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.

“Really?” asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Joel and he’s going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn’t go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Forbidden Forest!

Chapter 4.

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!

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“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”

Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.

“Ebony?” he asked.

“What?” I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.

And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!

Chapter 5.

AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!

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Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.

“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall.

“How dare you?” demanded Professor Snape.

And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”

Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”

Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

“Are you okay, Ebony?” Draco asked me gently.

“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….

Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.

1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.
14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
2 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.
2 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
3 And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.
4 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the Lord God made the earth and the heavens,
5 And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the Lord God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.
6 But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.
7 And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.
8 And the Lord God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.
9 And out of the ground made the Lord God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
10 And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads.
11 The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold;
12 And the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone.
13 And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia.
14 And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river is Euphrates.
15 And the Lord God took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.
16 And the Lord God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
18 And the Lord God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
19 And out of the ground the Lord God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
21 And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
22 And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
25 And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

Chapter 6.

AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!

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The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.

In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.

“Bastard!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn’t have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco’s and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.

“I’m so sorry.” he said in a shy voice.

“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.

“My name’s Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days.” he grumbled.

“Why?” I exclaimed.

“Because I love the taste of human blood.” he giggled.

“Well, I am a vampire.” I confessed.

“Really?” he whimpered.

“Yeah.” I roared.

We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.

Chapter 7. Bring me 2 life

AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony isn’t a Marie Sue ok she isn’t perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!

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Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…………

We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)

“Oh Draco, Draco!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Vampire!

I was so angry.

“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

“No! No! But you don’t understand!” Draco pleaded. But I knew too much.

“No, you fucking idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have AIDs anyway!”

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire’s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.

“VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I yelled.

Chapter 8.

AN: stop flassing ok! if u do den u r a prep!

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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

“Ebony, it’s not what you think!” Draco screamed sadly.

My friend B’loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )

“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

“Vampire, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Draco!” I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

I don’t know why Ebony was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I’m bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

“But I’m not going out with Draco anymore!” said Vampire.

“Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.

Chapter 9.

AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if dumbeldor swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson snap dosent lik harry now is coz hes christian and vampire is a satanist! MCR ROX!

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I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn’t have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was…… Voldemort!

“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted “Imperius!” and I couldn’t run away.

“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.

“Ebony.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Vampire Potter!”

I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?

“No, Voldemort!” I shouted back.

Voldemort gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.

“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!”

“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods.

“Draco!” I said. “Hi!”

“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.

“Are you okay?” I asked.

“No.” he answered.

“I’m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I expelled.

“That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.

Chapter 10.

AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b’loody mary isn’t a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!

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I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B’loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren’t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not.

We were singing a cover of ‘Helena’ and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

“Ebony! Are you OK?” B’loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.

“What the fuck do you think?” I asked angrily. And then I said. “Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don’t want to kill him, because, he’s really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don’t kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!” I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.

“Why didn’t you fucking tell me!” he shouted. “How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!” (c is dat out of character?)

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn’t cause he had a headache.

“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) “Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.”

Side 1

I can see you in the morning when you go to school
Don't forget your books, you know you've got to learn the golden rule,
Teacher tells you stop your play and get on with your work
And be like Johnnie – too-good, well don't you know he never shirks
- he's coming along!

After School is over you're playing in the park
Don't be out too late, don't let it get too dark
They tell you not to hang around and learn what life's about
And grow up just like them – won't you let it work it out
- and you're full of doubt

Don't do this and don't do that
What are they trying to do?- Make a good boy of you
Do they know where it's at?
Don't criticize, they're old and wise
Do as they tell you to
Don't want the devil to
Come out and put your eyes

Maybe I'm mistaken expecting you to fight
Or maybe I'm just crazy, I don't know wrong from right
But while I am still living, I've just got this to say
It's always up to you if you want to be that
want to see that
want to see that way
- you're coming along!

So you think your schooling's phoney
I guess it's hard not to agree
You say it all depends on money
And who is in your family tree
Right, you're bloody well right
you know you got a right to say
Right, you're bloody well right
you know you got a right to say
Ha-ha you're bloody well right
you know you're right to say
Yeah-yeah you're bloody well right
you know you're right to say
Me, I don't care anyway!
Write your problems down in detail
Take them to a higher place
You've had your cry – no, I should say wail
In the meantime hush your face
Right, quite right, you're bloody well right… etc.

Hide in your shell cos the world is out to bleed you for a ride
What will you gain making your life a little longer?
Heaven or Hell, was the journey cold that gave you eyes of steel?
Shelter behind painting your mind and playing joker

Too Frightening to listen to a stranger
Too Beautiful to put your pride in danger
You're waiting for someone to understand you
But you've got demons in your closet
And you're screaming out to stop it
Saying life's begun to cheat you
Friends are out to beat you
Grab on to what you scramble for

Don't let the tears linger on inside now
Cos it's sure time you gained control
If I can help you, if I can help you
If I can help you, just let me know
Well, let me show you the nearest signpost
To get your heart back and on the road
If I can help you, if I can help you
If I can help you, just let me know.

All through the night as you lie awake and hold yourself so tight
What do you need, a second-hand-movie-star to tend you?
I as a boy, I believed the simple cure for pain was love
How would it be if you could see the world through my eyes?

Too Frightening- the fire's getting colder
Too Beautiful- to think you're getting older
You're looking for someone to give an answer.
But what you see is just an illusion
You're surrounded by confusion
Saying life's begun to cheat you
Friends are out to beat you
Grab on to what you can scramble for
Don't let the tears linger on inside now
Because it's sure time you gained control
If I can help you, if I can help you
If I can help you, just let me know
Well, let me show you the nearest signpost
To get your heart back and on the road
If I can help you, if I can help you
If I can help you, just let me know

I wanna know, I wanna know
I wanna know…
I wanna know you…
Well let me know you
I wanna feel you
I wanna touch you
Please let me near you
Can you hear what I'm saying?
Well I'm hoping, I'm dreamin', I'm prayin'
I know what you're thinkin'
See what you're seein'
Never ever let yourself go

Hold yourself down, hold yourself down
Why d'ya hold yourself down?
Why don't you listen, you can
Trust me,
There's a place I know the way to
A place there is need to feel you
Feel that you're alone
Hear me
I know exactly what you're feelin'
cos all your troubles are within you
please begin to see that I'm just bleeding too
Love me, love you
Loving is the way to Help me, help you
- Why must we be so cool, oh so cool?
Oh, we're such damn fools…

Jimmy Cream was keen, his brain was always winnin',
I can't keep tabs on mine, it's really quite a joke
I see him down the road, I ask if he'd be willing
To lend me 15p – I'm dying for a smoke
Don't arrange to have me sent to no asylum
I'm just as sane as anyone
It's a just a game I play for fun – for fun.
I told em – look! – I said I'm not the way you're thinkin,
Just when I'm down, I'll be a clown, I'll play the fool.
Please don't arrange to have me set to no asylum
It's just a game I play for fun – for fun.
Will he take a sailboat ride?
He is very likely to,
Will he feel good inside?
He ain't very likely to,
Will he tell you he's alive?
He is always trying to
But nothin', no nothin', does he say
In the morning when the day's begun
- "Hello Good morning, how are you?"
And in the evening or the noonday sun
- "What a lovely afternoon!"
Well I've been living next to you

Bluesy Monday is the one day that they come here,
When they haunt me and taunt me in my cage.
I mock them all, they're feelin' small, they got no answer
They're playin' dumb but I'm just lauging as they rage
Don't arrange to have me sent to no asylum
It's only a game I play for fun
I've been foolin' everyone – everyone.
Will he take a sailboat ride?
He is very likely to
Will he feel good inside?
He ain't ever likely to
Will he tell you he's alive?
He is always tryin' to
But nothin', no nothin' does he ever say
In the morning when the day's begun
- "Do you think it looks like rain"?
And in the evening or the noonday sun
- "You know I nearly missed my train"
Well I've been living next to you my friend
But what kind of friend are you?
Is it the beginning or the sorry end?
Will I ever see it through?
I've never been insane
Oh what's the game?
I believe I'm dying…
He's mad, mad, mad…
Not quite right…
Oooooooooo…………..

Side 2

Dreamer, you know you are a dreamer
Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!
I said dreamer, you're nothing but a dreamer
Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!
I said "Far out, – What a day, a year, a laugh it is!"
You know, – Well you know you had it comin' to you,
Now there's not a lot I can do

Dreamer, you stupid little dreamer;
So now you put your head in your hands, oh no!
I said "Far out, – What a day, a year, a laugh it is!"
You know, – Well you know you had it comin' to you,
Now there's not a lot I can do.

Well work it out someday

If I could see something
You can see anything you want boy
If I could be someone-
You can be anyone, celebrate boy.
If I could do something-
Well you can do something,
If I could do anything-
Well can you do something out of this world?

Take a dream on a Sunday
Take a life, take a holiday
Take a lie, take a dreamer
dream, dream, dream, dream, dream along…

Dreamer, you know you are a dreamer
Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!
I said dreamer, you're nothing but a dreamer
Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!
OH NO!

Rudy's on a train to nowhere, halfway down the line
He don't wanna get there, but he needs time
He ain't sophisticated, nor well-educated
After all the hours he wasted, still he needs time.
He needs time – he needs time for livin',
He needs time – for someone just to see him.
He ain't had no lovin'
For no reason or rhyme
And the whole world's above him.
Well it's not as though he's fat-
No there's more to this than that-
See he tries to play it cool-
Wouldn't be nobodys fool.

Rudy thought that all good things comes to those that wait
But recently he could see that it may come too late.

All through your life, all through the years
Nobody loved, nobody cared.
So dim the light, dark are your fears
Try as I might, I can't hold back the tears
How can you live without love, it's not fair?
Someone said give but I just didn't dare.
What good advice are you waiting to hear?
Hearing's alright for them that's all there
You'd better gain control now
You'd better show'em all now
You'd better make or break now
You'd better give and take now
You'll have to push and shove now
You'll have to find some love now
You'd better gain control now.
Now he's just come out the movie.
Numb of all the pain,
Sad but in a while he'll soon be
back on his train…

The actors and jesters are here
The stage is in darkness and clear
For raising the curtain
and no-one's quite certain whose play it is
How long ago, how long
If only we had listened then.
If we'd known just how right we were going to be.
For we dreamed a lot
And we schemed a lot
And we tried to sing of love before the stage fell apart.

If everyone was listening you know
There'd be a chance that we could save the show
Who'll be the last clown
To bring the house down?
Oh no, please no, don't let the curtain fall

Well, what is your costume today?
Who are the props in your play?
You're acting a part which you thought from the start
was an honest one.
Well how do you plead?
An actor indeed!
Go re-learn your lines,
You don't know what you've done
The finale's begun.

If everyone was listening you know
There'd be a chance that we could save the show,
Who'll be the last clown
To bring the house down?
Oh no, please no, don't let the curtain fall.

Now they're planning the crime of the century
Well what will it be?
Read all about their schemes and adventuring
It's well worth a fee
So roll up and see
And they rape the universe
How they've gone from bad to worse
Who are these men of lust, greed, and glory?
Rip off the masks and let's see.
But that's no right – oh no, what's the story?
There's you and there's me
That can't be right!

Chapter 11.
AN: i sed stup flaming up prepz! c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111 it delz wit rly sris issus! sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend raven 4 hleping me!

“NO!” I screamed. I was horrorfied! B’loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.
“EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!” I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.
“Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. “Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has – NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly…
Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.
“What do you know, Hargrid? You’re just a little Hogwarts student!”
“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”

“This cannot be.” Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore’s wand had shot him. “There must be other factors.”

“YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!” I yelled in madly.

Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. “The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!”

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.

“Why are you doing this?” Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.

“BECAUSE…BECAUSE….” Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.

“Because you’re goffic?” Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.

“Because I LOVE HER!”

Chapter 12.

AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid isn’t really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok!

I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Drago had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.

“NO!” I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid but it was Vampire. He started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.

I stopped. “How did u know?”

“I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!”

“NO!” I ran up closer. “I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.

“I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco…………….Volfemort has him bondage!”

Anyway I was in the school nurse’s office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. They were going to St. Mango’s after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can’t have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.

Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.

“Enoby I need to tell u somethnig.” he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.

“Fuck off.” I told him. “You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don’t like fucked up preps like you.” I snapped. Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik.

“No Enoby.” Hargrid says. “Those are not roses.”

“What, are they goffs too you poser prep?” I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.

“I saved your life!” He yelled angrily. “No you didn’t I replied.” “You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin.” Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently.

“Whatever!” I yelled angirly.

He pointed his wand at the pink roses. “These aren’t roses.” He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that’s all you haD TO SAY! .

“That’s not a spell that’s an MCR song.” I corrected him wisely.

“I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes.” Then he screamed. “Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!”

And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn’t a prep.

“OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?”

Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.

“U c, Enobby,” Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. “2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?”

“I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!” Hargrid yelled. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he didn’t have a headache or else he would have said something back.

Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. “U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!”

Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don’t know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.

“You look kawai, girl.” B’loody Mary said sadly. “Fangs (geddit) you do too.” I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn’t spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.

“Hi.” he said in a depressed way. “Hi back.” I said in an wqually said way.

We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then……… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.

“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.

“Vampire you fucker!” I said slapping him. “Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!” I shouted and then I ran away angrily.

Just then he started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.

“NO!” I ran up closer.

“I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.

“I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco…………….Volfemort has him bondage!”

SPECIAL FANGZ 2 RAVEN MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTA WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111

HEY RAVEN DO U KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER I

Chapter 13.

AN: raven fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of gerard but dat guy is such a fokin sexbom! PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG!

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Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared.

“Dumbledore Dumblydore!” we both yelled. Dumbledore came there.

“What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?” he asked angrily.

“Volsemort has Draco!” we shouted at the same time.

He laughed in an evil voice.

“No! Don’t! We need to save Draco!” we begged.

“No.” he said meanly. “I don’t give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony.” he said while he frowned looking at me. “Besides I never liked him that much anyway.” then he walked away. Vampire started crying. “My Draco!” he moaned. (AN: don’t u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)

“Its okay!” I tried to tell him but that didn’t stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. “I had an idea!” he exclaimed.

“What?” I asked him.

“You’ll see.” he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then…… suddenly we were in Voldemprt’s lair!

We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. “Allah Kedavra!”
It was……………………………….. Voldemort!

ALLIANCES
ok so like i said this iks my first story be nice plz

btw its set afte rsunset so

blah blah blah

Chpater oen prouloge
The cats gathered around a pool. They all looked into it eagerly. A dark shape appeared on the surface. A blue she cat looked up. Her eyes were bright.

"There is a prophecy!" She said. "out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly."

"Its about StarKit!" A white tom said. "Shes going to save the forest," He looked at a gold tom by BlueStar. "she has powers nobody dreamed of." Said the gold tom. "Should we tell JayFeather?" He asked. "Yes." Said BlueStar. "he needs to know."

She walked away from the pool to tell JayFeather about the prophcy.

did u like it? plz tell me in urm review!

Chapter to the rose of a Heroin
ok jazzie-kun pleas dont get mad at me cause your not in it yet. You'l apear soon dont worry.

StarKit wock up and sunlit was in the branches. She closed her eyes againstill tired. Butter mom wouldn't let her sleep not today.

"Sweety its time to get up" said Dawnsparkle; her eys shinning. "Today is important today."

"What is it Mom" said StarKit awake right away. Then the she cat rememembered what today was.

"Ohmigosh its my serimony today!' she squelled excercisedly. Today was the day she was an apprentice!

She flicked outside not even waiting for her Mom. But her Mom cot up to her quick.

"Sweety you know the clans don't except cat slike use sometimes." She said.

StarKit glared. She didn't lake beig told that. Just because her Mom was a usedto be Shadowclan cat and her dad was jayFeather the medicine Cat didn"t mean she ws different!

"StarPaw come here." Said FireStar from the leg. He jumped down.

"StarKit it s tome for you to become an apentice: he said. "Your a strong brave cat and because of that I will mentor with you."

Ever body gasped. StarKit did too. Se herd hear mother say "Wow!".

Firehert liked her shoulder. He whispered in her ear "youll be the best their ever was StarPaw I know ti."

Surpised she walked away when they were done howling for her./ Then she went ofer to JayFeathern and DawnSparkle who were very prod.

"Daughetr where very happy but he have to say something said Jayfeather his chest puffed ouit. "You see there is this prophcy Starcaln gave me it said that out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly."

StarPaw gasped. What does it mean?

lol I update fast dont i. REVEIW or ill hit over the head with a frying pan! XDD jk

Chapter three the Battle 4 the caln
thx jazzie-kun 4 th good review! and stop flmaing the stroy!1 i bet u cant right such a good story!1!1

StarPaw walkd over too the appentice's den. Insid she saw her sister's FlamePaw and lakePaw and hr frend JazzPaw (a.n: jazzie-kin ur my bff!) waz slepping on the mos.

"JazzPaw get up." She cried. JazzPaw opend her brlliaint blu eyes and looked at hr.

"Do yo want 2 go on pattrol wit me?" she asked.

"Sure!" Said JazzPaw getten up from the moss. They leavt and went two the entrnse too camp.

But then, a cat came in thru the entrnce! It was BlackStar!1!11

"Shadowclan are attaking!" She yelled. All the cats came out from there dens. She jumped on a cat and clawd him and he ran of.

"Good job StarPaw!" FireStar called, "The last cat i new that culd fiht lik that was SandStrom. Your a good fihter!"

StarPaw was happy. She wus a good fihgter! Maybey this was wat the prophcy meant.

thnkx and ples no more flams

Chapter Three The Traning Under The Star
OMGOSH GUkys im so sorry but SOMEONE glares at rainy days FLAMED ME AND I GOT REALLY HURT. OKKAY IF you dont LIKE thestor y you dont have to readit u know.

Chapter Three The Traning Under The Stars

Shadowclan run from the camp. StarPaw smiled. Shed one! Noone cod hurt her family now .

StarPaw!" said FireStar. "Its time we train!" I want to show you how to fight!"

"Ok." Sad StarPaw happl;y. "but yo just saw I culd fight, write?" "Well, ya." said FireStar. "But I wnted tol see if that was all you new."

"Ok." They went to the frost togather and the other cats cleaned jp the bodies. "Ok StarPaw" said Firestar one they got their. "We'll start with how to dog."

"Cmon thas too easy!" yelled StarPaw. Shed just beat BlackStar she was ready for anything!

"ok Ok" mewled FiresTar, lets learn how to claw an oponit.

"Ya." Yowled Starkit. She jumped at FireStar not Giving hiM time to attakc. "She hit his side he didn't move he was to surprise.d she clawed him and he started bledding. "wow StarPaw" he said ".Your doing awesome." "Really?" gaped StarPaw. She didn't think she was doing that god was she relly special like the porphesy meowed?

"Yes StarPaw." Snarled Firestar. "I couldnteven get away in fast enough. Only scourg was did that before.,"

"OMGOSH REALLY?" asked StarPaw. Scourg?1? THE SCOURG? She dherad so muchj about him he was really evil and killed alot of cats. "I'M LIKE SCOURG? "I didnt mean it like that" FirePaw sad fastly. "I ment you wer a good fighter. Its really cool." At that minute he thought to himself 'Starpaws so kawaii look at her eys and her fur.

"Oh ok thanks." They trained floor awhile later StarPaw beat FireStar 8 times once she let him win to make him fel bettar and b y the last one she was alittle tired.

"Hey FireStar can we hunt now." Said StarPaw. "im kinda hungry."

"Oh we'll if you want." Firestar was disappointed he and; starPaw had been having so much fun. So they went huntng, StarPaw messed up a couple times but FireStar said it was okaysince it was only her second time (she'd had her first time when she was a littlekit and she and FireStar had snuck out together that's why he chose her as his apprentice_.

Later that night StarPaw locked up at the stars. She and Firestar had'd so much fun this day. Theyd brung back enough food for the hole clan.

Locking upn at the stars she turned to her best friend, JazzPaw, and said, "Do you think well ever be up there."

"Ya totally." Said JazzPaww. "I mean youll be l,eader and I'll be depudy one day well have too!"

"Ya." Said StarPaw smiling she loved JazzPaw NOT IN THAT WAY U SICKOS!) they were best friends. She loked up at the stars again and smiled and fell asleep wit the Starcaln voices whisper in her head.

REVIEW R MY LIFE

(lol u like it Jazzy I mead you as kawai as I could(

Chapter For StarPaws decids
flamrs ur all satanits!11 anyon who dosent like the stro is a staneist cause StarGIPaw has such a strng conecton with sTarcaln and thats why you dot like it, its cause u do ntlik JEZUS!

"StarPaw wok up its tim 4 parole."

StarPaw opnd hr brite reinbow eys and locked arund.

"Omigosh who wus tha!1!1"Sshe yellow.

"Its me GrayStipe" GrayStrip wisperd in her er. StarPaw gottedup.

"Omigosh Graystip what do u want!1 she yelped GrayStrpe locked at hr. "Wll u be my mat" hE ESked.

"OMigosh grayStripe thats so nic!" StarKit scremed. "but FireStar alredy esked me."

"wel then hes jst an idot."

"StarPaw wok up its tim 4 parole."

StarPaw opnd hr brite reinbow eys and locked arund.

"Omigosh who wus tha!1!1"Sshe yellow.

"Its me GrayStipe" GrayStrip wisperd in her er. StarPaw gottedup.

"Omigosh Graystip what do u want!1 she yelped GrayStrpe locked at hr. "Wll u be my mat" hE ESked.

"OMigosh grayStripe thats so nic!" StarKit scremed. "but FireStar alredy esked me."

"wel then hes jst an idot."

y do u say tha?" yellED STARPaw GayStrip locked at hr meanly. "i dont lik him" sqeakd GrayStripe he locked arund fastly. "hes a mean cat!

"OMIGOSH U MEAN LIKE SCOURG?" STARPAW SHOCKED.

"No ur much prtter then sourg" said Graystripe he licked her on the head I want u to be my mat." he yeleled.

"Well mabey. but what would FireStar say?" she wispereed. GrayStripe locked around agan. "I dont think he wuld mind." said GraStri;e

"OMIGOSH SUR THAN!" StarPaww yelleded happly.

"Wat ar uo ta;kin abut" said FireHert he was walkin up. He locked angrily.

"oh uhhhh nuthin FireStar go back to sleep!" mwled StarPaw hoppin he would leaf so she culd be alon with grayStripe.

"Yah FireStra theres nithing to wory about!" cherrid GrayStrpe but Firestar didn't leave insted he said i thought I herd you asking her to be our mate."

"oh uh yeh. yELLED STARPaw but he didn;t leaf instead he jumped on GrayStripe!1!11

"I Want to be wit her!" said FireHart attakin GraySriep.

"No I do!" shouted.

"guysys stop fihting you can BOTH be my mats! StarPaw wispered apply like seCert."

"No we can;t do that their can only be 1!11 Howled Firestar. "Otterwies youll chet on us."

"So StarGleam, who will u pik?" giggled GayStipe.

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