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More than one per country is fine, but try to keep 'em short. Like so:

Japan: Going for the cultural victory conditions since 1946.

Sweden: Basically Tumblr in physical form.

Greece: Hermes would be crying like a bitch right about now.

Canada: Shitty telecoms, cold as fuck, but great for hermits and oil barons alike!

Mexico: Played the long game to reclaim California by assimilation.

South Korea: You'll never beat a pro gamer from here.

Japan: Come for the anime tiddies, stay for the culture

Canada: Like America, but without our heads up our asses.
Germany: We swear that Nazi thing was just a phase.
Nauru: So small, you can't see up from space

Japan: You'll never now what happens here!

China: Beautiful landmarks, bad government.

Philippines: If Spain, Japan, and the U.S.A. all had a love child…

North Korea: All you need is Kim Jong Un!

Andorra: Sorry, no Taured here!

Israel: England's middle-eastern lovechild.
USA: England's new world angsty teenager.
Canada: England's only child that doesn't hate it's father.
England: was cool until world war 2.

England: We were once the rulers of the wealth of the world

Everyone's doing England and I'm like 2/3 English, so…

England: Our food sucks, but damn if we can't write a good song!

Canada: Northern USA :^)

Australia: Ever imagined Texas as a continent?
Austria: We're basically Germany's Canada.
Korea: Don't bring your dogs.

Mexico: America's Pants

Greece: Our Debt nearly triples our GDP!
Somalia: *PIRACY INTENSEIFIES*

Ukraine: Cheeki Breeki

Russia: A resurging economic power and the USA's foremost riva- oh sorry I was talking about China.
Afghanistan: Come for the jihad, stay for the drones.
Serbia: *removing intensifies*

Slovenia: Go and be the next Switzerland they said. It will be fun they said.
Italy: Pizza Mozzarella! Pizza Mozzarella!
Vatican: God bless the pope.
Croatia: Serbia pls

Iran: God damnit this is not Iraq

Nigeria: Still has Monarchy aka nigerian prince

Netherland: Germany’s annoying little brother.
Belgium: The French and the Dutch need somebody to make jokes about.
Luxemburg: Come for the money, stay for the money.

Thailand: more like Trapland
United States of Murica: Land of Monster Trucks, Guns, Beers, Boobs and Internet
Myanmar: Fighting Siam since its Burma
Singapore:

Greece: PAYDEBT: The Grexit

South Africa: God help you
Zimbabwe: Where everyone's a billionaire!
Congo: No consent? No problem! :D
Australia: We test your potential Space Marines!
Canada: In God we eh?
America: There's a reason it's called a dream
North Korea: A pointed finger is not a gun B(
Thailand: It's a Trap!
Dubai: For the last time…THERE ARE NO FLYING CARS HERE!

Poland: Cannot into space

Britain: They think they're better than the United States.
United States: The sequel to Britain with more guns and worse writing.
Canada: Somehow has a better reputation for lack of conflict than Scandinavia.