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Fuck Marry Kill

Last posted Aug 04, 2015 at 02:17AM EDT. Added Jul 14, 2015 at 07:23PM EDT
58 posts from 37 users

Given three people; fuck one, marry one, kill one.
Can be a person, thing, or other. You must answer the previous poster before giving your three.
As first poster I'll give my three… a B-17 bomber, a furry, and John Cena.
If this thread slowly becomes which user you want to do it with, I want this thread locked and all posters suspended for nine hours. Thanks.

Fuck John Cena, Marry the Bomber, Kill all furries.

I give you: The entire continent of South America, The Hulk, and garlic bread.

Fuck the garlic bread (at least it's already oily), marry the entire continent of South America (imagine having access to half the combined income of all of South America), and kill the Hulk (I might have just found a loophole here).

For the next poster: 4chan, tumblr, and KYM

People are forgetting that you are supposed to give the next user below you who to fuck Marry and kill . If you don't do that the next user let can say what they like

Kill NON for not playing the game right
Sex Laud piestrings :3
Marry Disturbed B's dakimakura

Next user gets squidward. Link and the black power ranger

Last edited Jul 14, 2015 at 11:16PM EDT

Kill the black ranger (this has to be the first), fuck Link, marry Squidward.

Next gets Goku, Gilgamesh, and your Grandmother.

Note: No matter what you choose Gilgamesh for he will laugh at you, call you a "Mongrel", and proceed to wipe out mankind, including you, thereby rendering you unable to make choices for the next user

/thread

Marry Batman, Kill Superman, Fuck He-man.
Instantly rich, instantly biggest supervillain ever, instantly have the power.
Choice of: The number one, Numbuh One, Onesie

Fuck the number one, Marry Numbah One kill Onesie

Choose from:

Meatwad

Kirk, knight of Thorns (with the armor on)

Lumpy Space Princess

Fuck April, kill Jaye, marry Meryl.

New choices are a silverback gorilla, Anita Sarkessian, and your own clone!

#teamsilverback
Last edited Jul 15, 2015 at 10:40PM EDT

I'm definitely fucking my clone. Fun fun. And the gorilla is a protected endangered species and probably a more tolerable spouse. Sorry Anita. So marry gorilla. Kill Anita and fuck me. Fuck me so damn hard

Adam Sandler. Rosie o donnel. Gordon freeman

Fuck Gordon Freeman because he's the best option of the three.

Marry Adam Sandler because

Kill Rosie O'Donnell because she is the single most convincing piece of evidence for the existence of the demonic underworld.

Larry, Moe and Curly

marry lorde

kill beyonce

fuck taylor

i give you:

a 2003 chevy malibu, a 2005 saab 9-5, and the mascot of /r/shitredditsays, the glorious BRD

Fuck Yuuka Kazami, Marry Eater of Worlds, Kill SCP-682.

The Great Mighty Poo, Francis (Paper Mario), Waluigi.

Last edited Jul 16, 2015 at 03:02AM EDT

Fuck jack black, marry Rick, kill skeletor (his blowjobs would be terrible)

Sgt. Johnson, Dave Chapelle or Woolie

Last edited Jul 16, 2015 at 05:34AM EDT

Fuck the CIA, marry Kanye West, kill Lil B

Alright now, next poster, here's your choices, choose wisely:

Jar Jar Binks, Joffrey Baratheon, and Justin Bieber

I'm sorry

Last edited Jul 21, 2015 at 06:18PM EDT

Fuck Filthy Frank, Marry Mr, Enter, Kill Vladimir lenin.
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Your pet cat, Your first born child from the future, and Your personal computer.

Skeletor-sm

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