Let's face it, nearly everyone is a part of the conspiracy these days. We must expose the truth.
For my choice, I pick myself, because I'm lazy.
I can prove I'm a part of the illuminati because Roy is one letter from ray, and two rays make an angle, and three angles make a triangle. In other words, one, gwo, three, and you get illuminati.
Nobody Is As Ready For Pillowy Mounds Of Mashed Potatoes As Uncle Phil