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Obama has created a new bill to create a communist society because they want to commit homosexual acts with Satan. These are the end times. We must fight back and continue western imperialism.

According to FOX News the liberals are now trying to ruin the sanctity of marriage by teaching evolution in school. How do we end this insanity? We have to let Jesus back into our hearts and anuses.

"When did it become okay to ban FOX News and eventually achieve communism. God is urging us to segregate gays."

"This just in: the liberal left wants to legalize marijuana and steal our freedom from us. It's time to kill black people."

"Our children are being brainwashed into wanting to marginalize Christians because they hate America. This can be stopped if we simply SLAY THE JUGGALO OVERLORDS."

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This can be stopped if we simply SLAY THE JUGGALO OVERLORDS.

Satan is telling our kids to end the world and brainwash our children with communism. I think we should abolish homosexuality.

Welcome to Obama's America. His demon minions will murder Bill O'Reilly because they want to commit homosexual acts with Satan. Our duty as Republicans is to fake 9/11.

Today on FOX News: The liberals are trying to take away our Constitutional rights and worship Satan. We must take our country back and kill black people.

We have to stop the liberals before they sacrifice themselves to the Juggalo Overlords because they're racist against white people. Hopefully when Jesus comes back he will deport Mexicans to various incorrect countries.

It's a sad day in America. Today the liberals will ban FOX News and take over the world. With God's help we will watch American Sniper on repeat for 14 hours a day.

*God is dead. Why? Because the liberals have decided to rip apart precious heterosexual couples and surrender to Muslims. America can only be saved if we defeat ISIS. *

*If the liberals win we are letting them end the world because they hate America. Will YOU stand for this? I won't. Today I am inviting you to join me in my mission to restore America once and for all. The first step: eat Obama's birth certificate. *

*Obama's mission is to set our Bibles on fire because they want to commit homosexual acts with Satan. Here's my plan: take away everyone's rights. *

This is what Karl Marx wanted: kill ALL men and sacrifice themselves to Satan. However the Bible clearly states we MUST watch American Sniper on repeat for 14 hours a day.

The gay agenda is simple: end America's eternal racism by teaching evolution in school.

According to FOX News the liberals are now trying to persecute Christians because they hate America. But the liberals cannot take away our right to eat Obama's birth certificate.

Satan is telling our kids to marginalize Christians and eventually achieve communism. WAKE UP AMERICA! I am begging you to abolish homosexuality.

In less than 5 years the left will effectively marginalize Christians and make our children worship Satan. At this point the only option is to revive our fallen American soldiers.

Our children are being brainwashed into wanting to wipe Christians off the face of the earth by allowing ISIS to wipe out our troops. The time has come to watch American Sniper on repeat for 14 hours a day.

Liberals think we should legalize marijuana and brainwash our children with communism. Our duty as Republicans is to continue western imperialism.

Technically, this isn't an argument generator, just a headline generator.

If the liberals win we are letting them let the Muslims take over and give up our freedom. With God's help we will fake 9/11.

It's a sad day in America. Today the liberals will sacrifice Christians to the Juggalo Overlords and let ISIS win. The time has come to defeat ISIS.

The liberal left wants to sin constantly and literally kill Jesus. It's time to repent for our sins.

Here's what the liberals don't want you to know: they want to kill all babies by giving all world power to communists. This can be stopped if we simply let Jesus back into our hearts and anuses.

Today on FOX News: The left will worship juggalos by giving all world power to Obama. George Bush was the last president to successfully praise Baby Jesus forever.

The liberals are determined to kill all men because they're racist against white people. Hopefully when Jesus comes back he will deport Mexicans to various incorrect countries.

Obama's mission is to set our Bibles on fire and force us to admit to our closeted homosexuality. This can be stopped if we simply shut down the Internet so kids can't view leftist propaganda anymore.

I'll just post the one I got earlier:

“The left’s ultimate goal is to rip apart precious heterosexual couples and give all world power to ISIS. America can only be saved if we revive our fallen American soldiers.”

Welcome to Obama's America. His demon minions will kill babies because they want to commit homosexual acts with Satan. We must take our country back and kill the gays.

This is what Karl Marx wanted: kill our children because they want to commit homosexual acts with Satan. But the liberals cannot take away our right to deport Mexicans to various incorrect countries.

You know whats so messed up about this, if you ever read yahoo news comments then some of these arguments seriously sound like shit ultra right wingnuts would say. Although it could be that a lot of them are just trolls, but that hope is torn away you see the like to dislike ratio.

Like this one

Our children are being brainwashed into wanting to end the world and worship Satan. The time has come to put God back in our schools.

That honestly sounds like some shit a yahoo news poster would say.

In less than 5 years the left will effectively take away our religious freedom and sacrifice themselves to Satan. Well I read the Bible and it said to fake 9/11.

Today on FOX News: The left will legalize bestiality and give all world power to ISIS. With the upcoming presidential election I believe Donald Trump is the only one who can deport Mexicans to various incorrect countries.

"Today on FOX News: The left will take away our first amendment rights and commit homosexual acts with Satan. George Bush was the last president to successfully kill black people."

According to FOX News the liberals are now trying to convert everyone to atheism and surrender to Muslims. George Bush was the last president to successfully burn down the white house.

Today on FOX News: The liberals are trying to wipe Christians off the face of the earth and make our children worship Satan. This is wrong. The solution? revive our fallen American soldiers.

This just in: Obama wants to convert everyone to Satanism and brainwash our children with communism. America can only be saved if we kill black people.

Today on FOX News: The liberals are trying to kill our children and brainwash our children with communism. Will YOU stand for this? I won't. Today I am inviting you to join me in my mission to restore America once and for all. The first step: spread American propaganda.

Next time on fox news we will tackle this hacker named 4chan but for now what do you think Todd starnes?

"This just in: Obama wants to take away our first amendment rights and sell Donald Trump's toupee for large profits. We can prevent this if we teach kids about Christopher Columbus literally all the time."

"We have to stop the liberals before they ruin the great country of America and eventually achieve communism. Our duty as Republicans is to shut down the Internet so kids can't view leftist propaganda anymore."

"Our children are being brainwashed into wanting to persecute Christians and force us to admit to our closeted homosexuality. We can prevent this if we take away everyone's rights."

gonna repost my comment here:

Today I saw a leftist say they want to get FOX News taken off the air because they want to commit homosexual acts with Satan. This can be stopped if we simply segregate gays.

i can’t even…

When did it become okay to spread Satan's message to our children and literally kill Jesus. America needs Donald Trump to continue western imperialism.

If Karl Marx were alive he would legalize marijuana and steal our freedom from us. What would Jesus do? He would defeat ISIS with the power of Jesus. THE BEST

In less than 5 years the left will effectively marginalize Christians . This can be stopped if we simply segregate women.

This just in: Obama wants to abort every single fetus and take over the world. However the Bible clearly states we MUST kill black people.

This is pretty amazing.

"Soon the liberals will destroy the Bible and give up our freedom. Hopefully when Jesus comes back he will kill the gays."

We have to stop the liberals before they sacrifice Christians to the Juggalo Overlords because they hate America. These are the end times. We must fight back and kill black people.

This is what Karl Marx wanted: marginalize Christians by giving all world power to Muslims. If we don't want the liberals to win we have to revive our fallen American soldiers.

Soon the liberals will persecute Christians because they hate America. America needs Donald Trump to eat Obama's birth certificate.

"The gay agenda is simple: kill all men because God is dead. WAKE UP AMERICA! I am begging you to kill the gays."

is there anything from this that isn't gold

"God is dead. Why? Because the liberals have decided to marginalize Christians and burn down all of our churches. George Bush was the last president to successfully kill all black people."

"The gay agenda is simple: sin constantly and force us to admit to our closeted homosexuality. With God's help we will burn down the white house."

"Our children are being brainwashed into wanting to spread Satan's message to our children and worship Satan. We can prevent this if we shut down the Internet so kids can't view leftist propaganda anymore."

The sad thing is this keep being updated to be more accurate to what some people on the right say
This is what Karl Marx wanted: oppress white people by giving all world power to the gays. We must take our country back and abolish homosexuality.
In less than 5 years the left will effectively wipe Christians off the face of the earth by giving all world power to communists. However the Bible clearly states we MUST put God back in America.