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Yo mamma so old i told her to act her age….She died…

Old ass momma you got bro…Short too…

Bitch so short she gotta look up to look down…

Hungry fat ass hoe…

Mamma so fat…she just plain fat…

Yo mamma is, um…

Older than you!

Am I doing it right?

You dare diss my mother!? I challenge you in glorious single combat! TO THE DEATH!!1

Yo mamma's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and she missed.
Yo mamma's so old, she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give them coordinates.
*drops mic*

Your mom,
uh
Had sex with your dad!

You know who else is pretty old?