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WEEKLY KYM ROAST: Mako whatever-your-name-is!

Last posted Sep 06, 2015 at 08:09PM EDT. Added Sep 06, 2015 at 12:12PM EDT
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So, the results for this week's roast are in. This week, you all chose to roast:

Mako

Remember, be cruel, be ruthless, but be funny.

mako smells

Last edited Sep 06, 2015 at 12:30PM EDT

Roarshack wrote:

mako smells

Bro, I get you're incapable of thought. But even a four year old knows to color within the lines.

Keep things relevant, you don't want this turning into your roast.

Last edited Sep 06, 2015 at 12:28PM EDT

HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

Bro, I get you're incapable of thought. But even a four year old knows to color within the lines.

Keep things relevant, you don't want this turning into your roast.

fixed

When Mako posts lewd in the IRC they're so bad she may as well be sending pictures of trash or herself.

Mako's ex boyfriend

The only thing lamer than her role playing is my dick when she posts her shitty lewds on the IRC (lame as in limp, diserected, no bonero)

CUPS wrote:

Mako's ex boyfriend

Mako's current boyfriend.

Last edited Sep 06, 2015 at 01:36PM EDT

We should start off by congratulating Mako by being the lonliest desperate, thirsty even if you want, on the site. It takes a level of desparity to pretend to be a popular perverous spider girl on a sfw meme site.

As Mako seems to spend a lot of time on the IRC during school, it seems like a sad truth that she is throwing away her future just to spam low quality porn on a meme site chat room.

@Cupur
@PaperLucario

Neither of these are true, considering how her weird roleplay scares away any boy within a 10 mile radius

She's just unoriginal and ripped off the spider thing.

Mako claims to be a spider queen, but as we are all aware there are no women on the internet. So until further notice Mako is just some smelly basement dweller looking to trick naive men.

I killed a bunch of spiders in the name of Mako, recently. It's what she would've wanted, if she weren't currently hospitalized from the venom from all the spiders she puts inside herself.

Merry Christmas.

She'll spend eternity in Hell for her lewdness.

3/10 she wouldn't even fuck a real spider just that shitty furry stuff. You bring shame to all us real spider-fuckers who would screw a literal irl spider without hesitation.

Also no one would like her lewds and RPing if she was a guy. Hell she probably is. A real spider woman would bite someone's head off so far no heads bitten off need more proof I can do this all day.

Last edited Sep 06, 2015 at 04:57PM EDT