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We have a funny pictures thread, but it occurred to me that we don't have a thread for funny strings of characters. Which sucks, because I love funny strings of characters. But now the thread totally exists, so everything is alright.

Now check out this funny poem I found:

the fastest way to
wreck a perfectly
good poem is
to mention a jazz
musician -- watch:
Lionel Hampton

(from "Grey Snotes" by Stuart Ross)

Donald Trump.

But no, seriously, one of my favorite ones goes like this:

There were three kids having dinner with their Mom.
The first kid asked "Mom, why did you name me Rose?"
The mother responded, "Because when you were born, a beautiful rose petal came in through the window and fell on your forehead."
The second kid asked "Mom, why did you name me Lily?"
The mother responded, "Because when you were born, a beautiful lily petal fell on your hand when your dad showed you the flowers he had bought me."
The third kid said "Mom! Mommmommomom! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! MOOO-" before being interrupted.
The mother interrupted her and shouted "SHUT THE F&%K UP REFRIGERATOR!"
The end.

Yes, I realize that this implies that there is something terribly wrong with me.

Two Americans and a Japanese guy crash land on a desert island. One American starts buidling a shelter while the other tries to start a fire. The Japanese guy doesn't know what to do, so the Americans tell him to gather supplies. He looks confused at first, but shrugs his shoulders and runs into the jungle. They don't see him for a month.

A small fishing boat spots the survivors and comes ashore. The fisherman asks them, "Are you two the only people here?" To which one of them responds, "There was this Japanese guy at first, but we haven't seen him in a month."

At that moment, the Japanese guy jumps out of the jungle and yells, "Supplies!"

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "do you have a book for men with small penises?"

What do you call a white girl who is faster then her brother?

Here's one my dad told me:

How do you make a little girl cry twice?

He said the look of horror on my face was priceless.

Here's my mom's joke:

what's yellow and blue at the bottom of a pool?

I got weird parents, but I love em'