OH! Sorry! I didn't notice you guys actually finished it! I honestly thought everyone lost interest, so I didn't check in like I would have otherwise! Sorry to keep everyone waiting!!! I'll try my best to remember, but honestly, I think you all may have over-hyped my ability to write… I'll try my best, though. But yeah, please don't be too harsh if the lulzfactor is lower than expected. The provided words or phrases will be in bold, just to be super clear.Anyway, without further ado:
"The Story of Don's deez nuts"
Once upon a time, there was a memealicious man named Don. He memefully ran a website called KnowYourMeme, which was hailed the best thing ever all across the internet, from sites like DeviantArt to Knowyourmeme.com.
Then, one day an entry for Brittany Venti was created. It was an utter nightmare; a patchwork of ramblings of Holmie, images such as:
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and conspiracy theories about how Snoop Dogg was an alien who had created Cory in the House and The Game and was using them to overthrow humanity-- all of this mixed together in a way that would have made Frankenstein's monster look about as unnatural as an Amish hippy.
Thankfully, it was deadpooled almost immediately, by the ever-vigilant RandomMan. They gave the creator a stern warning, but since they were a new user, left it at that. Unfortunately, this was no ordinary user, this was TripleZ-- a name that would be passed down for centuries only in hushed whispers and in stories parents told their naughty children at bedtime to scare them into behaving.
Instead of taking the advice like any sane person would, TripleZ took his spooked to the forums and created a thread called "Hun Control Thread". It revealed that TripleZ was the ruler of Flavortown and Sargent of the Trekkies. After a nonsensical preamble, TripleZ claimed that he would get revenge on KnowYourMeme by using his army of 42 Trekkies to upload the image:
to KnowYourMeme so many times that it would blow up the computers of KnowYourMeme forever. (Needless to say, TripleZ wasn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.) TripleZ gloated at how this image apparently summarized their feelings over getting their "meme" deadpooled, and that the irony that it would be used in this nefarious plot would be truly "delicious". The post concluded with the information that the threat would be pulled off 10 minutes after the post was submitted, along with a final "Fuck her right in the pusi".
By this time, Don figured all this silliness had gone on long enough, so he decided to intervene. But he could not do so directly, because any sort of action he took would likely be too glorious for any mere mortal to handle. So, Don decided it was finally time to summon Don for the first time with his deez nuts. Thus, Don was summoned and Don told Don to deal with the issue. It only took Don, like, 5 minutes, and that included a mandated break from Don's union. Everyone was so happy with Don and Don that Don decided to release Don and allow Don to become a mod. Don also decided to enshrine deez nuts so everyone could know the tale behind them was indeed true.
The end.
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So yeah, that's it. I hope it didn't disappoint too much. Let me know what you guys thought. And once again, sorry for not checking in soon enough.
Also, special thanks to the two users who reminded me to check the post again.
