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Since I have nothing better to do, I made another AMA thread. Don't expect me to answer most personal questions, too. Anyways…
First thread here.

Same two rules as last time: No homework questions, and 3 PM – 12 AM US CST on weekdays.

Ask away!

do you take it up the ass for $50 y/n

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No.
Do you…want to stick it up my ass?

~9,000 / F / Mount Olympus

Favorite copypasta?
Favorite film?
If an apocalypse happened, and you can only pick one weapon in your house, what would you pick?

Favorite Copypast?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Favorite Film
Too many to pick just one. But Godzilla 2014 and Star Wars V comes to mind.

If an apocalypse happened, and I can only pick one weapon in my house, what would I pick?
Well, we don't have guns, so… a shovel is good, I guess.

Why are you stalking me in Facebook?

I saw the opportunity and took it. Now why do you stalk me on Facebook?

Fascism or Communism?

They're both trash Communism, I guess.

If a train leaves its station 220 miles from New York traveling southeast from a dolphin, and theres a carrot going the opposite direction wearing a sweatshirt going 1.78 million mph, when will the ceiling fan explode?

Do you like Kabab?

Have you been to the Philippines?

What did you have for breakfeast today?

Ja, they're delicious. Whoever thought removing them was a good idea should be arrested.

If you could live in any anime universe, which one would it be?

Oh yes, I've been to the Philippines. We (me and my family) always land in Manila, and after a few days, we go to Pangasinan to visit my Dad's family. Afterwords, we return to Manila to fly to Roxas to visit my Mom's family. Afterwords, we just go where ever we want. In 2007, we went to Bacolod and Boracay. In 2011, we went to Bohol.

So….yeah, I've been to the Philippines.

Bacon.

The Gurren Lagann univers, I guess.

I'm scared, will you hold me?

are you thinking about thos beans?

Should I slather my heirs in kebab juice, y/n?

K, but you should get creative first.

A part of me says "No, that's gross" while another part of me say "Yes, for the lulz".

I;m thinking about thos beans.

If the Codex Astarstes says that pleasure is heresy and a space marine finds pleasure in serving the emperor of mankind, does that make him a heretic?

Well if you look at it that way, yeah.

Instructions unclear, heirs turned into Andalusian Finnish Pagans.

Do you time to talk about our lord and savior Egoraptor, and study his teachings in the Fuckin' Sweet Book Of Made Up Fairy Tales?