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You are not a duck.
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Oct 24, 2015 at 09:28PM EDT.
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No I don't.
I hate it when I'm trying to evolve into a duck and I evolve into Michael Phelps by mistake.
I am a train! I have no need to be a fowl creature.
Don't tell me I'm not a duck. I know I'm really a duck on the inside. I was just born the wrong way. I'm already on DNA testament and will have my species-reassignment surgery soon. Don't be so transfowlbic, you pice of shit, I'm not crazy, I just have a medical condition.
Last edited Oct 18, 2015 at 08:01AM EDT
No Homo.
Perfect.
Spiders > Ducks
Ducks are just as bad as Dolphins
Last edited Oct 18, 2015 at 09:33AM EDT
See the 'Pray to God' button.
"Oh I know this is not going to end well."
…
"Oh shit! DID I DO IT RIGHT? WOOOOOT I WILL BE A DUCK ON MY FIRST TRY" dose a dance
"I'm a duck, a mother ducken DUCK ON MY FIRST TRY, BEST GAME EV-"
I CELEBRATED TOO EARLY
WAY TOO EARLY
Last edited Oct 24, 2015 at 07:22PM EDT
No, but I was in a previous life.
Edit: I actually got it
Last edited Oct 24, 2015 at 09:32PM EDT