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Since Bob can't roast himself (trust me, he tried), I'll be hosting this week. Say Guten Tag to KYM's true Nazi moderator, HolyCrapItsBob!

Remember: be ruthless, be cruel, but be funny.

If it's fun, Bob probably hates it. So let's have some fun.

Bob more like Sob amirite

HolyCrapItsBob, more like CrapItsBob.

Oh, hi. My name is Bob. I like creating weekly roasts that usually turn into two pages of "Who's this asshole?" Also, I'm a pedophile or something. Herp derp.

Hahaha, this is Bob speaking.

As you know, everyone on this site is despicable rats compared to human beings and should be shot in the streets. You are all stupid fools, and as the king of the site, I will use any chance I get to embarrass you, hopefully in front of your disappointed parents.

One time I was on the street when I met a beggar on the street asking for money. I then squatted next to the poor old man and debated him about why he was on the curb in the first place. After he was speechless because I completely bamboozled him, I then proceeded to curb stomp him. Hahahaha.

One time I was with a couple of friends, and we were at a bar. One of my friends notices a woman at the other side of the bar, and asks us what we think of the female. I then go ahead and debate him about why he would find the female attractive, and why he supports Germans taking Syrian Refugees. He was throughly confused and they all left without me. But I still won, hahahaha.

GamerGate is only a myth. Hahahahahaha.

- Bob

More like, Holy CrapItsSomeoneNotImportant.

Also, not using proper punctuation in your username.

His OTP is literally himself x himself.

I'm serious.

Check his profile. He has a badge PROUDLY DISPLAYING IT.

Okay, I lied – never forget that time Bob accidentally roasted himself

What kind of idiot thought these "roasts" were a good idea? :^)

Bob's house succesfully no longer has any windows, as Bob has replaced them all with one-way mirrors. That way he can look at the one thing he prizes the most, himself, while the rest of the world can do the same.

The guy studies psychology, which apparently is something that should help people mentally. A perfect job for Bob, which he will excel in. Why you ask? Because Bob makes his own patiens. He bullies strangers into submission, overflows them with feelings of depression and suicide, all for free; and then charges them to have him undo his dirty work. He's a thief selling you your own wares.

His real name is [I'm not letting you put that shit up there]. That is a joke by itself.

He locked a thread just so he could have a trophy all to himself

It's pathetic and shameful to see what sorts of lengths he has to go to actually win something.

He hasn't figured out yet that you can't rationally converse with irrational people, either that or its just an ego trip for him.

I'm going to go with ego.

I almost hope he's just an angry drunk, because at least then he'd have some kind of excuse.

I'm pretty sure he's into BDSM, because he sure loves locking threads up.

I think Bob would probably be a fun guy to play soccer with if he didn't keep moving the goal around.

The fact that this thread only received 15 replies before almost dying is a testimony to the fact that nobody cares about Bob.

You bloody cheated on my thread

Already said that one, but it's worth mentioning twice lol

>inb4 he locks this thread cause it's 2 dank 4 him