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so if tom cruise decided to sleep in late would that make him tom snooze or what

Tom Cruise, Snooze, Bruise, Mabuse, Abuse, Carouse, Masseuse.

if tom cruise explored the philosophy of humour like you're doing in this post, that'd make him tom deleuze.

If Tom Cruise decided to play the harmonica, would that make him Tom Blues?

If Tom Cruise decided to get on a boat that goes around the Caribbean, would that make him Tom Cruisin'?

If Penelope Cruz married Tom Cruise, would she take his spelling?

i have never gotten madder at a post than this one

if Tom worked on a metal gear game would he be Tom Ruse?

If Tom Cruise decided to reboot a preschool kid's show from the late 90s and early 2000s, would that make him Tom Blue's Clues?

Tom Cruise tattoos canoes on radio news while he chooses to diffuse an argument between those bemused with horseshoes and Jews who provide Cruz with shoes as an excuse to get interviews.
Thank you rhymezone.

This thread makes me want to drink Tom Booze

If Tom Cruise was Brazilian, would that make him Tom Hues?

Tom Cruise. Two words in the English language that when read individually, sounds fine but when read together, hilarious thoughts emerge.

If Tom Cruise smelled like the man your man could smell like, would he be Tom Crews?

He could get really sick, and become Tom Spews.

If he had to make a choice on which box of fudge to pack, he'd be Tom Choose.
He might get angry if you call him that though and he might try to hit you. Hit him back hard enough and he'll be Tom Bruise. If you manage to defeat him, he'll be Tom Lose.