Meme Master
Rank: B
Power: Super-Strength
Secret Ability: Comes from a rich family
Weakness: Terrible timing
I imagine myself always wearing variety of types of masks, like the horse head, doge head, or the Guy Fawkes mask. When I fight, I name my attacks after memes. Since memes are always changing, coming from a rich family is a good thing, can always keep my costume up-to-date and I can cover all my medical bills after I get my ass handed by something I thought I could take on. Also, like to think I do super sentai or variety of other famous poses every time I show up. By time I get to the scene, the monster is either already dead or caused a huge amount of damage.
With my super strength, I could probably climb the ranks of the B class and reach A. But, since I'm always on the computer, which is also the reason why I'm so fucking late to battles, I just procrastinate my duties and don't bother trying to get my rank higher.
Also, if you don't know what One-Punch Man is, do yourself a favor and read the manga/watch the anime!