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Roast presidential candidates for the 2016 United States presidency, meaning make jokes at their expense. I'd roast Bernie Sanders, but he already feels the bern. Donald Trump should call himself Trumpdy Dumpdy, because he sits on issues about a wall and when the general election comes he'll have a great fall in the polls.

Post your roasts below. :D

The only nice thing I can say about Bernie Sanders is that he isn't as anoying as his supporters.

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Ah, well… there is one reason I want Trump to win: To see his ass get impeached and removed from office.

Marxist Democratic candidates
Sanders: Filthy Commie
Clinton: Cuckold war criminal
O'Malley: Literally who

Republican candidates
Trump: Looks like a Pumpkin
Ted Cruz: More whiter than Yeb Bush
Ben Carson: Constantly drowsy
Yeb Bush: Not smart like his father, and not charismatic as his brother; Boring as all hell
Marco Rubio: Cuban Neocon RINO
Chris Christie: Fat fuck who got BTFO by Randlet
John Kaisich: Stumped by the Trump
Carly Fiorina: Got fired from HP LMAO
Rand Paul: >5'8'
Mike Huckabee more like Dyke Cuckabee
Lindsey Graham: >0.3% in the polls
Rick Santorum more like Dick Cucktorum

You do realize that he would have to fuck up so bad the house of representatives(435 members) and the senate(100 members) would have to agree on it. So far only to presidents(both DEMOCRATS) have been impeached, A. Johnson and Clinton but only by the house. Do the phrases "Impeach Bush" and "Impeach Obama" sound familiar? Well people were sure both would get impeached(or only serve one term) but you know what happened?