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If you were an Atheist, were elected to a public office, and were required to swear in on any one thing, what would it be?

A copy of your country's constitution seems like the logical choice.

EDIT: also, shouldn't this be in JFF?

Well I mean swearing on a bible doesn't seem to make our "Christian" senators any more truthful about their policies.

Well if it were up to the general public, probably Mein Kamph. Either that or The Communist Manifesto.

A jar of honey that will last as long as my iron grip on the political system reigns supreme.
That is, forever.

to nuclear weapons

In Poland, at the very end of your vow, you can either add or omit "Under God's guidance". I wouldn't just say it, as some people do. It's that simple.
Rest of the vow is swearing for your country, laws, constitution and people. Those are some good things to swear on.

Bitch please.

On the God Delusion

I'll give you a hint at what I'd swear in on:

How about swearing to Capitalism?

Why Britain is kick ass and other nations are poor fags muh specialization

But I don't like to swear. Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with others swearing, I just don't feel comfortable doing it, myself.