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WEEKLY KYM ROAST: Epyc Wyn!

Last posted Dec 28, 2015 at 02:48AM EST. Added Dec 21, 2015 at 05:34PM EST
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His name's so stupid, he doesn't even do anything. The guy should rename himself Epyc Fayl, because he doesn't wyn at all. He's a bunch of drippy zitty sharts covered in whipped cream topped with sprinkles from a goat's butthole.

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I give you people months of material and this roast isn't even close to as good as any one of my epyc threads. That's just depressing. If the goal of this roast was to depress me with how awful it was, I am super roasted right now.

The fact that he's cleary a Trump shill kinda gets at me. He talks so much about Bernie Sanders that Sanders' reputation is forever shadowed by Epyc's complete shitness.
Rip Sanders 2016

You know how in those wild stories you hear about children with Down syndrome rubbing shit onto the walls, telling everyone it's art? And when people tell the child it's not, he says he was only joking and that you're bullying him for "being mean" even though you're just pointing out things that should be clear as day?

Yeah, those stories are clearly fake, because Epyc proves you don't even need to have Down syndrome to do that.

Last edited Dec 21, 2015 at 07:44PM EST

Friends, remember when Wyn's shitposts were bearable, yeah it was when he didn't post.
Underestimated how bad he really is, but when I found out I wish I didn't
Can he even make a good, no decent post. I don't think so.
KKK is literally better than him. Hitler is better. Karoler is better than him. Karoler.
But really I think you guys could have made better roasts
Even in this thread Wyn roasts himself more than you guys
Really can't blame ya that's actually hard to beat
Never expected anything great out this thread
I just hope what I'm typing is good enough
Every time I type a new word I have to make sure it cuts deep
Since he really deserves it
And hopefully a good burn or two comes out this thread
Not the best roast, but there's still time
Do you guys think we will do it? Make the best roast?
Ending this post soon but there's some shots I want to get in first
Really, in all
Seriousness, fuck you Wyn you're an asshole

Read the first letter of each line

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Spider-Byte wrote:

Friends, remember when Wyn's shitposts were bearable, yeah it was when he didn't post.
Underestimated how bad he really is, but when I found out I wish I didn't
Can he even make a good, no decent post. I don't think so.
KKK is literally better than him. Hitler is better. Karoler is better than him. Karoler.
But really I think you guys could have made better roasts
Even in this thread Wyn roasts himself more than you guys
Really can't blame ya that's actually hard to beat
Never expected anything great out this thread
I just hope what I'm typing is good enough
Every time I type a new word I have to make sure it cuts deep
Since he really deserves it
And hopefully a good burn or two comes out this thread
Not the best roast, but there's still time
Do you guys think we will do it? Make the best roast?
Ending this post soon but there's some shots I want to get in first
Really, in all
Seriousness, fuck you Wyn you're an asshole

Read the first letter of each line

That roast seemed a little raw try harder. :^)
It was however the best roast in the whole thread. But then again these roasts are all so weak you might as well call them toasts. You know what I'm going to make my own roasting thread because this one sucks so much. HolyCrapItsBob and your cohorts have all failed. This is why Donald Trump is going to win the primary.

Since this thread is destined to die due to how weak it is here's my new thread. Post roasts.

Supa Hot Delicious 777 Epyc Wyn Master Godking Hyper Roasting Thread

Last edited Dec 21, 2015 at 08:47PM EST

Emperor Palpitoad wrote:

That roast seemed a little raw try harder. :^)
It was however the best roast in the whole thread. But then again these roasts are all so weak you might as well call them toasts. You know what I'm going to make my own roasting thread because this one sucks so much. HolyCrapItsBob and your cohorts have all failed. This is why Donald Trump is going to win the primary.

Since this thread is destined to die due to how weak it is here's my new thread. Post roasts.

Supa Hot Delicious 777 Epyc Wyn Master Godking Hyper Roasting Thread

Epyc Wyn, I didn't do anything wrong, and I am also ignoring you for giving a baseless threat. Good day.

Emperor Palpitoad wrote:

I give you people months of material and this roast isn't even close to as good as any one of my epyc threads. That's just depressing. If the goal of this roast was to depress me with how awful it was, I am super roasted right now.

We wasted our roasts on those very same threads.

It looks like we should have saved up our roast for this one

On one hand the whole meaning behind roasting someone is lost when the person being roasted takes it too seriously and gets butt hurt about it.
However on the other hand the irony of a shitposter getting too attached to an attempted shitpost and becoming super salty over it is making this the most entertaining roast we've accomplished yet.

So let's drag this out further and see what comes next. Shall we?

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StoneColdKillerWhale wrote:

On one hand the whole meaning behind roasting someone is lost when the person being roasted takes it too seriously and gets butt hurt about it.
However on the other hand the irony of a shitposter getting too attached to an attempted shitpost and becoming super salty over it is making this the most entertaining roast we've accomplished yet.

So let's drag this out further and see what comes next. Shall we?

I'd like to take advantage of this opportunity to drag this out further by speaking the word of Bernie Sanders.

opens 1st Edition Bible of Bernie "Christ" Sanders

IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE ECONOMIC EQUALITY, AND THE ECONOMIC EQUALITY WAS WITH SANDERS, AND THE ECONOMIC EQUALITY WAS SANDERS. PRAISE ON HIGH TO THINE HAIR, HOW IT GLISTENS WITH THE WISDOM OF MONETARY POLICY. THINE EYES RADIATE AN EVER-LASTING GLOW THAT BERNS AWAY THE CORRUPTION OF ALL GOVERNMENTS. THE FOUR HORSES OF THE APOCALYPSE HILLARY CLINTON, DONALD TRUMP, BEN CARSON, AND DEBORAH SHULTZ SHALL BE SMITED ON THE DAY OF RECKONING IN 2016 BY THE HOLY TRINITY OF ELIZABETH WARREN, SAMURAI JACK, AND BERNIE SANDERS.

And that's why this roast sucks and Bernie Sanders is the best. Also you guys should try harder I'm almost feelings roasted by like a few degrees above lukewarm. :^)

Last edited Dec 22, 2015 at 02:21AM EST

Nima wrote:

Epyc's karma dropped harder than my mixtape

more like everyone dropped at the sight of your mixtape

upvotes to the left btw

Last edited Dec 22, 2015 at 07:37AM EST

Emperor Palpitoad wrote:

I'd like to take advantage of this opportunity to drag this out further by speaking the word of Bernie Sanders.

opens 1st Edition Bible of Bernie "Christ" Sanders

IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE ECONOMIC EQUALITY, AND THE ECONOMIC EQUALITY WAS WITH SANDERS, AND THE ECONOMIC EQUALITY WAS SANDERS. PRAISE ON HIGH TO THINE HAIR, HOW IT GLISTENS WITH THE WISDOM OF MONETARY POLICY. THINE EYES RADIATE AN EVER-LASTING GLOW THAT BERNS AWAY THE CORRUPTION OF ALL GOVERNMENTS. THE FOUR HORSES OF THE APOCALYPSE HILLARY CLINTON, DONALD TRUMP, BEN CARSON, AND DEBORAH SHULTZ SHALL BE SMITED ON THE DAY OF RECKONING IN 2016 BY THE HOLY TRINITY OF ELIZABETH WARREN, SAMURAI JACK, AND BERNIE SANDERS.

And that's why this roast sucks and Bernie Sanders is the best. Also you guys should try harder I'm almost feelings roasted by like a few degrees above lukewarm. :^)

As KYM's resident pyromaniac, I feel the need to point out that people who get third degree burns feel little to no pain due to the nerve endings of the affected area being completely destroyed.

So, by saying you don't feel roasted, you're actually saying that we've roasted you so fucking hard, you can't feel anything. :^)

Last edited Dec 22, 2015 at 01:07PM EST

MajorZero wrote:

"To be blunt, you're only a commentator." A line that will live in infamy.

(Joke's on you, though. I'm a conversationalist now)

Right afterwards he even went to the IRC to brag about it.

>tfw ur self-esteem is so low you want memesite nerds to acknowledge you not sharing a title with a memesite commenter

I'd mention his name but he might come crying to me and Don for "stealing his nick" or whatevs.

You've created his world with the tool of voting.
Beyond it is another meme – a meme of shitposts.
A meme of negative votes.
A meme of bait.
You're moving into a land of both negativity and hatred.
You've just downvoted into oblivion…
Ę̭͍̪p̠̞̍ͪy͎̹ͅc̱͔͗̍ W̼̯͉̐͞y̛̦̦nͧͪ̍

Last edited Dec 28, 2015 at 12:06AM EST
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