Alright everyone. We're all getting coal for Christmas because it's time to make a baby cry.
Remember: Be cruel, be ruthless, and be merry.
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Alright everyone. We're all getting coal for Christmas because it's time to make a baby cry.
Remember: Be cruel, be ruthless, and be merry.
Epyc Wyn?! More like Epyc Fail!
His name's so stupid, he doesn't even do anything. The guy should rename himself Epyc Fayl, because he doesn't wyn at all. He's a bunch of drippy zitty sharts covered in whipped cream topped with sprinkles from a goat's butthole.
Literally everything about him
/thread
That boy's so gay, he could sit on a lollipop and guess the flavor.
Isn't every thread he's in essentially a roast? I don't see why we need an entire thread dedicated to it.
I give you people months of material and this roast isn't even close to as good as any one of my epyc threads. That's just depressing. If the goal of this roast was to depress me with how awful it was, I am super roasted right now.
The fact that he's cleary a Trump shill kinda gets at me. He talks so much about Bernie Sanders that Sanders' reputation is forever shadowed by Epyc's complete shitness.
Rip Sanders 2016
You know how in those wild stories you hear about children with Down syndrome rubbing shit onto the walls, telling everyone it's art? And when people tell the child it's not, he says he was only joking and that you're bullying him for "being mean" even though you're just pointing out things that should be clear as day?
Yeah, those stories are clearly fake, because Epyc proves you don't even need to have Down syndrome to do that.
KYMs continuing experiment to see at what point does Negative Karma becomes lethal.
Friends, remember when Wyn's shitposts were bearable, yeah it was when he didn't post.
Underestimated how bad he really is, but when I found out I wish I didn't
Can he even make a good, no decent post. I don't think so.
KKK is literally better than him. Hitler is better. Karoler is better than him. Karoler.
But really I think you guys could have made better roasts
Even in this thread Wyn roasts himself more than you guys
Really can't blame ya that's actually hard to beat
Never expected anything great out this thread
I just hope what I'm typing is good enough
Every time I type a new word I have to make sure it cuts deep
Since he really deserves it
And hopefully a good burn or two comes out this thread
Not the best roast, but there's still time
Do you guys think we will do it? Make the best roast?
Ending this post soon but there's some shots I want to get in first
Really, in all
Seriousness, fuck you Wyn you're an asshole
Read the first letter of each line
Spider-Byte wrote:
Friends, remember when Wyn's shitposts were bearable, yeah it was when he didn't post.
Underestimated how bad he really is, but when I found out I wish I didn't
Can he even make a good, no decent post. I don't think so.
KKK is literally better than him. Hitler is better. Karoler is better than him. Karoler.
But really I think you guys could have made better roasts
Even in this thread Wyn roasts himself more than you guys
Really can't blame ya that's actually hard to beat
Never expected anything great out this thread
I just hope what I'm typing is good enough
Every time I type a new word I have to make sure it cuts deep
Since he really deserves it
And hopefully a good burn or two comes out this thread
Not the best roast, but there's still time
Do you guys think we will do it? Make the best roast?
Ending this post soon but there's some shots I want to get in first
Really, in all
Seriousness, fuck you Wyn you're an asshole
Read the first letter of each line
That roast seemed a little raw try harder. :^)
It was however the best roast in the whole thread. But then again these roasts are all so weak you might as well call them toasts. You know what I'm going to make my own roasting thread because this one sucks so much. HolyCrapItsBob and your cohorts have all failed. This is why Donald Trump is going to win the primary.
Since this thread is destined to die due to how weak it is here's my new thread. Post roasts.
Supa Hot Delicious 777 Epyc Wyn Master Godking Hyper Roasting Thread
Emperor Palpitoad wrote:
That roast seemed a little raw try harder. :^)
It was however the best roast in the whole thread. But then again these roasts are all so weak you might as well call them toasts. You know what I'm going to make my own roasting thread because this one sucks so much. HolyCrapItsBob and your cohorts have all failed. This is why Donald Trump is going to win the primary.Since this thread is destined to die due to how weak it is here's my new thread. Post roasts.
Supa Hot Delicious 777 Epyc Wyn Master Godking Hyper Roasting Thread
Epyc Wyn, I didn't do anything wrong, and I am also ignoring you for giving a baseless threat. Good day.
Emperor Palpitoad wrote:
I give you people months of material and this roast isn't even close to as good as any one of my epyc threads. That's just depressing. If the goal of this roast was to depress me with how awful it was, I am super roasted right now.
We wasted our roasts on those very same threads.
It looks like we should have saved up our roast for this one
We're going to need a bigger stop sign.
Epyc's so salty about being roasted he could be put on the menu at a Chinese food place and no one would bat an eye
I'm not the best at roasting but all I can say is.
On one hand the whole meaning behind roasting someone is lost when the person being roasted takes it too seriously and gets butt hurt about it.
However on the other hand the irony of a shitposter getting too attached to an attempted shitpost and becoming super salty over it is making this the most entertaining roast we've accomplished yet.
So let's drag this out further and see what comes next. Shall we?
StoneColdKillerWhale wrote:
On one hand the whole meaning behind roasting someone is lost when the person being roasted takes it too seriously and gets butt hurt about it.
However on the other hand the irony of a shitposter getting too attached to an attempted shitpost and becoming super salty over it is making this the most entertaining roast we've accomplished yet.So let's drag this out further and see what comes next. Shall we?
I'd like to take advantage of this opportunity to drag this out further by speaking the word of Bernie Sanders.
opens 1st Edition Bible of Bernie "Christ" Sanders
IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE ECONOMIC EQUALITY, AND THE ECONOMIC EQUALITY WAS WITH SANDERS, AND THE ECONOMIC EQUALITY WAS SANDERS. PRAISE ON HIGH TO THINE HAIR, HOW IT GLISTENS WITH THE WISDOM OF MONETARY POLICY. THINE EYES RADIATE AN EVER-LASTING GLOW THAT BERNS AWAY THE CORRUPTION OF ALL GOVERNMENTS. THE FOUR HORSES OF THE APOCALYPSE HILLARY CLINTON, DONALD TRUMP, BEN CARSON, AND DEBORAH SHULTZ SHALL BE SMITED ON THE DAY OF RECKONING IN 2016 BY THE HOLY TRINITY OF ELIZABETH WARREN, SAMURAI JACK, AND BERNIE SANDERS.
And that's why this roast sucks and Bernie Sanders is the best. Also you guys should try harder I'm almost feelings roasted by like a few degrees above lukewarm. :^)
Epyc's karma dropped harder than my mixtape
Nima wrote:
Epyc's karma dropped harder than my mixtape
more like everyone dropped at the sight of your mixtape
upvotes to the left btw
What is the point of roasting something that has been overroasted (actual word) billion times?
I'm glad Epyc is voting for Sanders.
He's gonna need the free healthcare after this roast.
Max wrote:
more like everyone dropped at the sight of your mixtape
upvotes to the left btw
I clicked on the downvote button
Emperor Palpitoad wrote:
I'd like to take advantage of this opportunity to drag this out further by speaking the word of Bernie Sanders.
opens 1st Edition Bible of Bernie "Christ" Sanders
IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE ECONOMIC EQUALITY, AND THE ECONOMIC EQUALITY WAS WITH SANDERS, AND THE ECONOMIC EQUALITY WAS SANDERS. PRAISE ON HIGH TO THINE HAIR, HOW IT GLISTENS WITH THE WISDOM OF MONETARY POLICY. THINE EYES RADIATE AN EVER-LASTING GLOW THAT BERNS AWAY THE CORRUPTION OF ALL GOVERNMENTS. THE FOUR HORSES OF THE APOCALYPSE HILLARY CLINTON, DONALD TRUMP, BEN CARSON, AND DEBORAH SHULTZ SHALL BE SMITED ON THE DAY OF RECKONING IN 2016 BY THE HOLY TRINITY OF ELIZABETH WARREN, SAMURAI JACK, AND BERNIE SANDERS.
And that's why this roast sucks and Bernie Sanders is the best. Also you guys should try harder I'm almost feelings roasted by like a few degrees above lukewarm. :^)
As KYM's resident pyromaniac, I feel the need to point out that people who get third degree burns feel little to no pain due to the nerve endings of the affected area being completely destroyed.
So, by saying you don't feel roasted, you're actually saying that we've roasted you so fucking hard, you can't feel anything. :^)
"To be blunt, you're only a commentator." A line that will live in infamy.
(Joke's on you, though. I'm a conversationalist now)
i'd rather roast something worth roasting rather than this asshole
The only good thing i have to say about this guy is his avatars pretty neat, that and he makes everyone else look good in comparison.
MajorZero wrote:
"To be blunt, you're only a commentator." A line that will live in infamy.
(Joke's on you, though. I'm a conversationalist now)
Right afterwards he even went to the IRC to brag about it.
>tfw ur self-esteem is so low you want memesite nerds to acknowledge you not sharing a title with a memesite commenter
I'd mention his name but he might come crying to me and Don for "stealing his nick" or whatevs.
You've created his world with the tool of voting.
Beyond it is another meme – a meme of shitposts.
A meme of negative votes.
A meme of bait.
You're moving into a land of both negativity and hatred.
You've just downvoted into oblivion…
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Epic Wyn yo posts are booty and yor trollin is butt and yor a big fat poopie head
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