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You're all horrible at roasting me so I'm making my own roasting thread. Everyone roasts everyone. If you're bad at roasting you yourself will be roasted. So basically everyone but me is a good target for roasting. :^) I'd roast myself but you can't roast a star as hot and perfect as me. Since you people don't know how to roast here is a picture of a high quality roast for reference: