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Okay add a sentence to a movie script we are writing, you must copy and paste from the previous poster.

Ill start

Once apon a time there was a young retard.

His naym wus John Freeman.

I will actually shoot the movie, that's how lame i am

The movie is two sentences long though…

It will happen. By Odin's beard, it will happen.

oh man it got combo breaked naw i cant continue cause i dont no wat 2 rat =( BAD GRAMAR =D

Once upon a time there was a young retarded man named John Freeman.
As oblivious as he was to the world, John had a major philosophy. He always told his mother, "I may not be the omniscient man in the world, but if am I wise enough to admit I'm a retard, then there's some hope for me." When he kept giving his mom the small speech, she would head to her bed to cry to sleep. She was depressed that her only son would not become as successful as she thrived for when she was pregnant.

however, john worked hard to achieve his goal. unfortunately, the only company that would accept him was a humble organization known as 4chan. john worked hard to create something worthy of recognition, so he created something known only as … /b/. /b/ was the brainchild of this man who forgot how to tie his shoes, and sometimes soiled himself.
But he was proud.

Writing?

Step aside,yo.

Once upon a time there was a young man.
He lived in a quiet suburban neighborhood,spending most of his days frollicking in the weeds of his backyard. His mother-who was single often worried about him,for John freeman was retarded.
She was depressed to the point of being bedridden,a woman who had prayed for a child prodigy in her pregnency. She had a hidden,buried loathing for John,being his mother or not.
He wore a Bronco's football helmet most days,and was ridiculed by the other boys.
He became distant from reality,with a mother who tried to stay away from him and peers who hated him. Leaving home the day he turned 18,he moved to Colorado and got a job as a clerk at a block-buster,a job he was proud to have that managed to pay for his rent.
He spent alot of time on his precious computer,a pc that could barely run microsoft paint.
Did this bother him?
Not in the least.
One day while searching for pictures of bees for a "Beware" sign on his door, he typed in "b" and clicked enter.
He found such an amazing site!
It was filled with people he could talk to…People like him!
Other retarded people!
This filled John with such delight that he began posting on the board daily,even quitting his job.
After being there for a week,he discovered he could make his pc run faster by deleting things he didn't use.
He was now a full-fledged anonymous,because now he was a HACKER!
TBC

FACEPALM.
Tristan, a winner is you.

This is like continue the sentence.
ALMOST
:P

Ahem

John's mom became suspicious about John getting deprived of his job as a local police officer and his strange new proclivity of getting on the computer when he was told not to. John's mom was aware that people become addicted to the internet, but John's addiction became worse. John's mom knew John's lifestyle couldn't be benign. She decided when John rests, she will check what website he has been visiting for a long period of time that was hurting him.

John’s mom became suspicious about John getting deprived of his job as a local police officer and his strange new proclivity of getting on the computer when he was told not to. John’s mom was aware that people become addicted to the internet, but John’s addiction became worse. John’s mom knew John’s lifestyle couldn’t be benign. She decided when John rests, she will check what website he has been visiting for a long period of time that was hurting him. His mother realized that he was on 4chan, the website dedicated to inbred, lonely retards- perfect for John to mingle with, but the other retards found out he was retarded so they decided to ban him.

However, due to the fact that John had created /b/, the board itself went crazy with rage when they found John had been banned. Thus began /b/-day, which eventually led most of /b/ (as well as John) to flee to a smaller, newly started website known as 7chan. There they began a small internet community and flourished, until 7chan was bought by the evil communist dictator, m00t.

And Moot ruled 7chan for around a decade until the New Memeian army (NMA) led by Emperor Peter (Informally known as Peter the Cat) mounted a massive Invasion. 7chan fell within a Month. After taking control Emperor Peter replaced Moot withy Admiral Greyfield, the Commander that Peter had appointed to Rule the 7chan Area. However, Moot was rumored to have taken over the nearby country of 4chan with his army of Furries. The elite "Newfag" Brigades of 4chan's Army were unable to activate their secret weapon "The Triforce" in time to repel Moot. At this development, Emperor Peter once again readied the NMA to go on the Offensive against Moot's Furries….

the furries marched on toward the newfags with their leader, Lucario, at the lead. The newfags tried once again to activate the triforce, but everybody knows newfags can't triforce. the furries launched their attack troops, codenamed P.E.D.O.B.E.A.R. at the unfortunate newfags. the newfags countered by FIRIN A LAZAH at the army, and thus P.E.D.O.B.E.A.R. was defeated. the furries, however, marched onwards.
Then, things got epic.

honk, honk

Then the epicness as so epic that the world exploded but a scream was heard that said ''THIS IS 4CHAN'' and Mama Luigi screamed in terror as he was seeing Mario being killed by Weegee so he swam off in space but then he saw Planet Malleo which he snuck in.

But then Malleo seen him and then ordered Maalplings to attack him Mama Luigi screamed so hard that they all got so mad that they turned him into a OVER 9000ft Fire Flower

The war came to a close. After the assassination of Billy Mays, nobody knew what to do.
Anthony Sullivan was quick to replace, and knockoff Vince Offer also tried to capitalize on the assassination.

Peace existed, for a single second.

But John was not satisfied. So he decided to go to the edge of the world… But before he did, he said a few last words…

"Aw F---… I can't believe you've done this."

And at that very moment, Mama Luigi hurtled back into the Earth's Atmosphere, knocking John back from the Edge of the world along with himself. They both crashed next to a 4chan Defensive Fortification called "Ft. Newfag," which had become the scene of Moot's most recent Invasion of 4chan and 7chan Territory. The Newfag Army attempted to activate a new and improved version of the Triforce, but being the Newfags that they were they couldn't Trifore. But Mama Luigi came to the rescue and Triforced for them. The Newfag's weapon struck the Furrie's elite P.E.D.O.B.E.A.R. Special Forces Brigade and almost all of the Furries new P.E.D.O.B.E.A.R. Soldiers were destroyed with a single shot. But eventually, the Newfag Army ran out of ammunition for the Triforce. As all appeared to be lost for the Newfags, Moot led the next charge against Ft. Newfag. But at that exact moment, a Battleship shell streaked in and landed where Moot was standing. It was Admiral Greyfield with his Navy. And also that exact moment Emperor Peter led a Tank Rush at Moot's Flak, capturing his supply lines and cutting off his Forces from the rest of the Furfag Army. Eventually, relentless shelling by Admiral Greyfield's Navy and Mama Luigi's (The New Commander of Ft. Newfag) Artillery and Rockets, the Furries were forced to surrender. But it was at that exact moment that Moot (thanks to the looooooong respawn times) respawned in Furosia (The Country of Furries), and began to plan his comeback….

the newfags appointed a new leader, ShoopDaWoop, to aide in the battle against Moot's army. ShoopDaWoop was armed with a lazah cannon and a voice to match. but was he good enough…?
of course he was. he trained each of his soldiers, and, with his second-in-command, Mudkip, a quick, energetic young lad, he was able to regain his lost troops as well as get moar ammo for the Triforce. many of his troops though he was a pretty cool guy, he fires his lazah and doesnt afraid of anything…
Exept Moot's power.

But Weegee became jealous of the Mighty Shoop da Whoop. Nobody knew how Weegee felt. Weegee wanted to get power, and he wanted to get it fast. And so, on one fateful day, Weegee decided to strike.

crap i got writer's block lol

(agh this is more like it.)

And soon every thing on the internet was a macro of weegee, forcing his repetitive regime on all who browsed the internet, even more worse than lol cats did, so they invaded europe and took control, all except a small island, of Archaic Rap which was holding off the weegee racial wars, and then mother communista cat was pissed, so they defended a attack off weegees off, off course captain america was coming over, so the weegees where holding 3 fronts from 3 countrys, and thats three ones, and thats terrible.

Oh and john was pissed.

And at that point it was the Mama Luigi and his mighty army of /b/tards along with Emperor Peter's Army and Admiral Greyfield's Navy led a swift and decisive attack on Fortress Weegee, the Capital of the Weegee Empire. Emperor Weegee was tossed of his throne by Agent Smith (who was wearing Anti-Weegee Sunglasses at the Time) who then proceeded to throw a R.A.G.E.G.U.Y. Grenade into the W.E.E.G.E.E. Brodcasting System, which was controlling all of the Weegee clones around the world. The people of the Interwebs were freed from the vile influence of Emperor Weegee, thanks to Agent Smith, and soon lead a global revolt against Weegee's remaining Loyal Forces. It was a this time that the Archaic Rap became a Global Power, taking over the disorganized continent of Kanyeland in less that a month; and Agent Smith was promoted by Dr. Robotnick to Head of the 7chanian Armed Forces. But it was at that time that the evil Moot remerged from the Shadows, and led a premptive strike on the Peaceful City-State of Lazytown….

Meanwhile, yet another internet power was growing. While everyone else was embroiled in their respective struggles, a site called Rocketboom made their bid for dominance. They launched a program to create the ultimate cyber power, codenamed "K.Y.M.". Soon, K.Y.M. became large enough to break away from Rocketboom's holding tanks. It became an unstoppable force, with the power to absorb the power of any meme (so long as it was internet-based) and wreaked havoc upon the battlefield where Fortress Weegee was defending against the /b/tards. With a bone-chilling battlecry, K.Y.M. summoned the power of Leroy Jenkins and threw itself into the fray. Nothing could stand before the constantly growing strength of K.Y.M. Every attack was instantly learned and used against the enemy tenfold. K.Y.M. decimated everything in its path; before long, it was the only thing left standing. It climbed to the top of Fortress Weegee and, with a bellow that shook the world, proclaimed "DO YOU KNOW YOUR MEME?!?!?"

This is intense.

This is like an alternate fanfiction of Kym
I loves it it is intense… Like camping.

Camping. With Landmines.

That's probably all I'm gonna contribute, I'm not very good at writing.

1. thing is, if this was on /b/ it would be porno.
2. thing is that I write as I go, so its even maor flwed.

Then ILuVKDyEr appeared from another demension and attacked K.Y.M

So than he/she attacked it, and it was like all pissed off, and watcher herded a angry mob over, and 3chan died out because it is made of noodles, the ones from japan, they are delicious.

Then ILuVKDyEr gathers a moody hoard of witches from L4D and accomplishes nothing due to lack of co-operation and understanding. Then Kazuya Mishima snorts coccaine with Tony Montana.

Than because KYM was like lets team up with ED, and wTF ever happen to the weegees, oh shit..

The end??

No not really the weegees got defeat but than all of a sudden africa invaded and ED WAS TROLLINg, god they troll so hard, and KYM was like stop trolling, and ED call KYM a bunch of people who are selling out the internet, and they all because weegees.

I just saw stop on that video, and like closed it.

LOL, Then Carl Johnson and Kazuma Kiryu decide to go to the strip club where they see that the witches ate all the strippers and they are like 0.0

But Than Little did they know they were really in a Fish market, and stole a tuna, and on top of hat they got chased out by angry witches, and stuff, so they snorted cocaine off of the salmon they stole, and it was a rainbow trout, and than they invited every one over for spaghetti.

Then this side story happened.

Yes movies can be apart of the script.

And it was at that time that THE JUGGERNAUT showed up at the Uber-Robot-Mecha-Sword-Chuck-Gun-Rocket-Silly-String-Lazer Battle Royal and loudly declared "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!" And punched Optimus Prime in the face, leading to a very memorable movie death scene. FPS Doug attempted to shoot The Juggernaut in the face, but was unsuccessful and caused The Juggernaut to scream "YOUR PUNY LITTLE MAN WEAPONS CANNOT HARM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH." After that Bumblebee was turned into a W.E.E.G.E.E. Class Mecha but W.D.S (Weegee Defense Systems) but I.D.S. (Intellegent Defense Systems) sued them over having a closely realated name, leading to IDS aquiring the Weegeefied Bumblebee. And then Neo came out of NOWHERE and defeated over 9000 Smith Clones with a Lead Pipe, in the Library and then flew out the window via use of his 1337 Haxoring Skills.

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and were like, "Dude, wtf are all these memes doing here?"

But then… due to the catastrophical amount of memes in a single place, a rift in the fabric of the four-dimensional existence was opened. a figure stepped out. he was wearing a cape and looked pretty damn awesome. he was… PROFESSOR METALLICA. he screamed his battle cry, "IMMAH FIRIN MAH EPICBEAM!!!!!!" and shot a horrific beam of black and silver into the sky. its magnetic pull brought the Weegeefied Bumblebee and an ass-load of other metals into his wake. he pulled them onto his body and fused them to his skin. He had become Professor EpicTallicaDroid, and began to charge another EpicBeam. He screamed another battle cry, "YOU LOSE THE GAME!!!!!" As he fired the EpicBeam. Suddenly, out of nowhere, K.Y.M. leaped in front of him and absorbed his EpicBeam. using the power of all the combined memes, he screamed at the top of his lungs, HAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRMMMMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNNYYYYYYYYY
HAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRMMMMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNNYYYYYYYYY
And shot out a beam combined with the EpicBeam, colored rainbow with some black and silver, directly at Professor EpicTallicaDroid, and blasted him into space. as he flew through the sky, he screamed, "FUCK YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
to be continued…

And it was at that moment that Professor Metallica began his conquest of the Internet, and he overtook most of the Internet's Virtual Europe; leaving only Britain and Germany left to conquest. But the British and Germans were well prepared for Professor Metallica's assault and they had chosen to move Germany to the British Isles and form an Alliance, at which point they put Joseph Ducreux in charge of the British/German Costal Defenses.

Joseph Ducreux managed to repel repeled Professor Metallica's scout forces of Juggernauts with the power of the Archaic Rap combined with the British secret weapon (Codnamed "Fish and Chips") and the German secret weapon (The Horton 229, an experimental Stealth Jet Fighter first developed in 1945) while the extreme British love for Polo and German love for Panzers helped them man CatTanks and Pazer IV's to help repel any enemy Juggernauts that came ashore. Also Britain's mighty Battleship, Dreadnaught and Aircraft Carrier Fleets commanded jointly by Admiral Greyfield and Emperor Peter (The Germans contributed their entire U-Boat Fleet to the effort) helped destroy Professor Metallica's Navy (The Juggernaut Naval Branch) withcout losing a single Ship. At the same time the RAF and Luftwaffe were allowed complete control over the Skies due to the fact that Juggernauts are not meant to fly at all, leaving them free to Bomb Professor Metallica's Forces as they were coming ashore without any threat of flying enemy Juggernauts shooting them down. During the many massive Spitfire/Me109/Horton 2229/Hawker Hurricane/B17/B25/Stuka/Me262/Mosquito/Tupolev Tu-95 joint Air Raids on Professor Metallica's Forces British and German Planes were known to destroy entire Enemy Naval Fleets (The Juggernaut's throught that their silly weapons could not harm them, so they didn't install Anti-Aircraft Guns on their Ships) and wipe out entire Armies of Juggernauts. The British/German Defenders, Airmen, and Ship Captains (All Defending Forces were Commanded by Joseph Ducreux) got so carried away that while defending Britain they ended up liberating 0.1% of France without realizing it. And so it was at that point that the joint British/German goverment of Prime Minister Winston Churchill and President Bismark decided to go and liberate France from Professor Metallica. The Invasion Force was led jointly by George S. Patton Jr. (All American Forces), Erwin Rommel (Afrika Corps/All German Forces), Bernard Montgomery (The Desert Rats/All British Ground Forces), Joseph Ducreux (British Ground Forces), Georgy Zhukov (All Soviet Russian Forces), Hugh Dowding (RAF), Admiral Greyfield (All Naval Forces regardless of Nationality), and Walther Wever (Luftwaffe). In the Invasion (Codnamed "M-Day/Meme-Day) over 9,000,000 British and German Troops stormed ashore on the sleepy French Beaches of fsjal while being supported by an Armada of 9,001 (There was a Soviet Russian Dreadnaught that arrived at the last Minute) British and German Ships and 90,125 (Those extra 125 Planes were some late arriving Soviet Russian and American Planes) Planes from Germany, Britian, Scotland (Braveheart flew a Biplane over the English Channel), Soviet Russia, America, fsjal-land (fsjalian Pilots always look eager to join the Fight), 1000 Planes from the Afrika Korps under the Command of Erwin Rommel, and 10,000 Planes from Australia under the Command of Prime Minister Steve Irwin. Over the course of the Day the British, German, Australian (Steve Irwin really, really wanted to help out), American, and Soviet Russian Troops managed to overtake Professor Metallica's mighty Fortification "The fsjal Wall" and push their way into the French Bocage…

And john Free man was like thank god I live on the moon.

Then ILuVKDyEr says your welcome and everybody shits themselves and goes O.O Then Sweatie Killer plays a match of Perfect Dark with ILuVKDyEr on an N64 emulator while enjoying a cold 1.

Cold 1= victory?

If you say so. I meant beer lol.

Ah!

Anyway. After u win I rage quit and go back to crying in a corner.

Wait, how did I double post?
Update: Ah, I fixed the problem by writing more about The Second Internet World War. (We're now onto Gensokyou and the Scarlet Devil Manor in our continuing coverage of it)