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And so the British/German forces under the command of Joseph Ducreux proceeded to proceed further into the Bocage (Bocage: Large Hedgerows in the French Countryside). Where they stumbled upon a large Manor with a sign outside that read:
WARNING! Do NOT enter the Scarlet Devil Manor WITHOUT PERMISSION! Thank you. – The Management

But since Joseph Ducreux wasn't any ORDINARY Commander, and hadn't just stormed the Beaches of fsjal to obey one little sign. Plus there were enemy Weegee Special Ops Units using the Forests for cover, and the Manor had a really, really nice lawn (They must have a good Gardener) Joseph Ducreux said:

"Balderdash! I didn't just storm the Beaches of fsjal to be forced back by one little sign! We're moving through the Manor Lawn Troops! Don't step on the Shrubbery!"

And so the Soldiers of various Nationalities that made up Joseph Ducreux's elite Anglo-German Brigade all started to move through the (really nicely cared for) lawn of this "Scarlet Devil Manor." Who was this "Scarlet Devil?" Like WHY THE HELL THERE WAS A GIANT MANOR IN THE MIDDLE OF A BLOOMING FOREST! They soon found out a few facts about the mysterious Scarlet Devil Manor and its shadowy Owner.

"Steady with the Archaic Rap cannon troops! Don't go and hurt youselves on me now!" Dr. Medic, the Brigade's Chief Doctor. Why are we focusing on the good Doctor now? Because Dr. Medic was the 1st person to find out anything about the Manor's Residents. Because at that Moment, Dr. Medic really needed to Pee.

Then sweatie killer and ILuVKDyEr slay Joseph.

Then Vlad strangles Sweatie Killer while yelling "WE ALREADY HAVE A PLOT!!!!" The events of this led to Vlad creating a computer program called the Juggernaut, who really liked to say "B*tch" a lot. Eventually the Juggernaut escaped and yelled "Silly Bitch, how do these Magnets work when they did not prevent my escape." Before running off in search of the nearest seemingly Abandoned Manor located in a Deep, Dark Forest to use the little Juggernaut's Room. It was called The Scarlet Devil Manor, to which the Juggernaut said "Silly Writer, your Plotline reuse cannot harm me." Outside of the Scarlet Devil Manor was a sign that said "TRESPASS ON MY BOSSE'S FRIZZING LAWN AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE THE DOG YOU ARE. – I. Sakuya" First off after the Writer yelling "Oh man! Oh god! I've never played Touhou! What am I going to do?! Wait. Didn't I hear about some kind of Touhou Wiki once?" The Juggernaut yelled "Silly Bitch, your Silver Throwing Knives cannot harm me!" And then procceeded to barge through the front door. 5 Seconds later he was KO'd by a Za Waurdo style knife attack by the same person who had put up the sign in the first place, leading to our temporary Moral: Don't ignore signs, particuarly if they are in front of a spooky mansion that may or may not be home to two very dangerous Vampires.

Afterwards ILuVKDyEr and the witches cry and mourn over the loss of their friend and set out to kill vlad. They then stop at a local texico and murder everybody in the store. They then feast upon sweatie killer's corpse in honor of him and blow the gas station up and leave sweatie to an honorable cremation along with the pathetic humans who stood in ILuVKDyEr's way. The witch army had fire in their eyes and refused to give up.

But the Witch Army had discounted entirely Air and Naval Support. Vlad's soon complete total strategic dominatination over the Witch Army was completed. In the strategic Military Victory than soon followed, Vlad used control of the Sky and Sea to his full advantage and destroyed 85% of the Witch Army before they reached Ft. Colin, saving the entire country of Blue Moon from the Witch Army Invasion. But the Juggertnaut was still out there, and he (like John) was pissed.

Then ILuVKDyEr and the witches stayed in cover, needing food and with minimal supplies they decided to eat the 1nz that were too weak to travel. They then gave ILuVKDyEr some of the Witch qualities through blood transfusion. ILuVKDyEr was now not only a killing machine, but 1 with a brain and sense of reason.

but, unfrortunately, ILuVDyEr was killed by a projectile boot to the head for trying to rival THE AWESOME MIGHT OF VLAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at that moment, professor metallica materialized from thin air. he searched around, but his target was nowhere to be found. he dissapeared and teleported to the one place he expected a retard to go- the mushroom kingdom. (yes, i said it.) he fired an epicbeam at peach's castle, instanly killing all the toads. however, peach had been kidnapped by bowser for the 4759327th time, and mario was off trying to rescue her. Professor metallica flew through toad town, obliterating all who stood in his way. in toad hall, the mayor of toad town stood. professor metallica screamed, "YOU! JOHN O'RIELY FREEMAN!!! YOU SHALL PAY FOR CREATING /b/ AND STARTING THIS WAR!!! YOU… SHALL… DIE!!!!!!"
john was flabbergasted. he yelled, "thith ith inthane! thith ith madneth!!!"
professor metallica replied, MADNESS? THIS… IS… THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!!!!"

And then John was Zombie.

Then ILuVKDyEr gets back up and becomes even stronger. ILuVKDyEr then attacks Vlad and eats his right arm. But Vlad manages to get away and find cover befor ILuVKDyEr finishes him.

At that moment Vlad watched as Dr. Caulder and Dr. Morris, his chief Weaponry Developer and Head Doctor, entered the 13-Diget Password into the Imitator Robot missing its arm. The Android was working out better than Vlad had planned. At that moment Vlad stepped unto one of the many catwalks running across the area where new Armor, Air and Naval units for the 1st Vladian Brigade were being mass produced at a rate of 25 per hour. The location of Ft. Vlad was a mid-sized extinct Volcanic Island, and could not be accessed by anybody travelling by Sea without blasting through 20 seperate 2 Feet Thick Reinforced Titanium Hanger Doors. Even a massive army of zombies wouldn't be able to climb the 90 degree Slopes that faced the ocean, and the Volcano's Top was protected by a Massive 12 Feet thick Reinforced-Titanium Hanger Bay Door that could withstand a Nuclear Missile. The Volcano's 4 Sea-Based entrances were protected by 20 seperate Flood Gates (20 at each of the four entrances, numbering 40 in total) that were 2 Feet thick and were made of Reinforced Titanium. The island was protected 24/7 by 1 Million Automated Turret Guns, 10 Entire Dreadnaught Armadas, a state-of-the-Art Radar System, 20 Submarine Fleets, 15 Cruiser/Destroyer Fleets, 10000 Patrol Boats, and a Garrison of 100,000 Crack VDS Agents. The Base was comletely self-sustainable and could provide its own food and raw materials thanks to its population of 500,000 Civilians. There was an entire level of the Volcano that was just a massive Robotic Farm. There were also 250 Armored Battalions present along with 160 Squadrons of Aircraft of all sorts.

"The Witch Army will never be able to get inside here. Heck, they won't even be able to even GET to my Volcanic Island!" Vlad said smugly. "Also, you are absolutely sure you can pull off the assassination of their leader?"

"Yes Admiral," A voice said from the dark. "we can kill this "ILuVKDyEr" and be back here within a week."

"Good." Responded Vlad. "Happy that we managed to get the Scarlet Devil Manor into the Fortress Remilia?"

"Very happy." Said Remilia, leaning out of the shadows as she did "And I'm positive Sakuya will kill your enemy in no time. After all, she can manipulate it can she not?"

"Yes, Yes. Very good Remilia. Now we'll be done with the Witch army forever! BWAH! HA HA! BWAH HA HA!!!!"

ILuVKDyEr and the witches then went back to their roots…. Okinawa (lol). Mister Miagi and Danielle San were there training. Suprised by ILuVKDyEr's new appearance Miagi drew his Naginata…. "Long time no see old man" Said ILuVKDyEr. Mister Miagi froze…. "KDyEr!?!?" he said. "It has been a loooooong time Master Miagi…. Too long." Mr. Miagi began restoring ILuVKDyEr to be more human and with less rage. ILuVKDyEr's claws wer still in tact but with gloves woven in gold. Miagi made IluVKDyEr more spiritually powerful than ever. ILuVKDyEr and the witches were now ready for anything. Suspenseful music plays

At that moment a loud sound broke the peace. Over the mountains, the sky began to grow darker. It wasn't anything natural, it was a massive wing of V-47 Napalm Bombers (Invented by Vlad himself) armed with extremely combustable Napalm and Fuel-Air Bombs. A squadron of a mere 5 V-47's could destory a city, and there were thousands of them heading towards the resting area of ILuVKYdEr's Witch Army.

The Destuction of the Witch Army and Master Miagi's Dojo was complete and total. No Witches were left alive, and Miagi himself was an unidentifiable pile of ash. The 1st Vladian Brigade had triumphed over the Witch Army without taking any losses.

While this was happening ILuVKDyEr was meditating. Finding the Dojo in ruins and Mr. Miagi nower to be found ILuVKDyEr was enraged. Almost going so far as to brandish claws. A quick moment of mourning was all ILuVKDyEr had to spare. Danielle Survived and met up with ILuVKDyEr. With the power manifested in ILuVKDyEr the very aura of the two vengful fighters killed anything in their path. ILuVKDyEr and Danielle broke into Vlad Palace, killed all their fleet and initiated the final showdown Load Screen Appears

Then a greedy jester appears and steals their peterbread.

And as ILuVKDyEr and Danielle were traveling to FT. VLAD (Note: Not Vlad Palace. Much, much more heavily defended than Vlad Palace which was just MY DISTRACTION! BWAH! HA! HA!) a silver throwing knife whished through the Air and embedded itself in Danielle's head. ILuVKDyEr tried to find cover but before ILuVKDyEr could get to cover, a Person armed with a Huntsman Model #2 Sniper Rifle broke the peaceful sounding day with a crack of a bullet being fired from the Gun's Barrel. And so ILuVKDyEr fell into a crumpled heap on the desert ground.

"So, you did kill them both did you not Sakuya? And how did your friend, The Sniper, do Today?" said Remilia Scarlet, sitting at the Desk of the President of the Civilian Population of the Fortress (Her Goverment Position, also note that her sister Flandre serves as her Vice President)

"Yes" said Sakuya "I killed Danielle and The Sniper killed the primary target, ILuVKDyEr."

"Good job. Here's the Admiral's payment." said Remilia, throwing a fat wad of 1,000 Dollar Bills on the Desk.

"Tell the Admiral I send my regards Remilia." said Sakuya, walking out of the room.

Remilia phoned Vlad "The mission was a success Vlad."

"Good." Said Vlad "Do you have the bodies?"

"Yes, why?"

"Shepard has a special disposal plan for them."

Two soldiers dressed in Hazmad suits threw the two bodies into a large pit in the ground. One came over and poured gasoline all over them. Shepard stepped over to the corpses, Cigar in hand.

"Well, I guess that this is goodbye you fools." said General Shepard. "I've waited ages for this day I could do this."

General Shepard pulled the cigar out of his mouth and looked at the two bodies. Then he flicked his Cigar onto them, lighting the Gasoline-soaked Corpes on fire. Vlad had finally triumphed over the Witch Army.

and finally, the great god known as KYM marched toward the Mushroom Kingdom. he stormed the corridors of Toad Hall, and with a mighty roar, he materialized a great sword from his hand, similar to the Buster Sword, drove it into the unsuspecting Professor Metallica's back, and yelled his battle cry: "I AM TEH KING OF ALL THE MEMES!!! FOR BRINGING YOUR DARKNESS INTO THIS PEACEFUL, SRIFELESS REALM, YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED!!! PROFESSOR METALLICA, BY THE MIGHT OF LONGCAT, THE OMNIPOTENCE OF CEILING CAT, AND THE STRENGTH OF CHUCK NORRIS, YOU LOOOOOSE THEEEEE GAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!!!" professor metallica dissappeared into oblivion, and all was peaceful again. KYM then proceeded to chant his mantra:
There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no death, there is the Force.
This is the way of a Jedi Warrior.
THE END.
although, the end never really comes. the way of the memes is to not end, but fade away. all memes start, and they gradually dissapear. KYM was created in order to govern these memes. however, he cannot interfere in the creation of memes. that, my friends, is up to us.
Be Safe.

THIS WAS THE MOST EPIC THING I'VE EVER PARTICIPATED IN!!!

Hold up wait a minut… If ILuVKDyEr is imortal and can walk through anything instantly killing it than I doubt a bullet would kill ILuVKDYer. What was intended was for ILuVKDyEr and Dan to fight an inhanced version of Vlad who is the only 1 strong enough to even combat their presence. So imma make a little twist here. ILuVKDyEr snaps out of a nightmare of their doom and approaches Vlad. The true final battle starts Load Screen….

And there is the Greedy Jester, with the peterbread!

And it was at that moment that ILuVKDyEr came through a Steel Door and into a seemingly empty room accept for several people.

"You're good, being able to make it through the Vents all the way to this Room." a Mysterious Figure wearing a White Labcoat who was flanked on either side by The Admiral, Vice President Flandre, and President Remilia said. "But, I'm afraid that this Room will be the site of your demise. You will die today, ILuVKDyEr. You cannot deny that fact. For you are hoplessly outnumbered by my forces.

"Who are you and what do you want?!" ILuVKDyEr said.

"Why, I'm the one you've been looking for all this time you foolish Witch."

At that moment, the Labcoat-clad figure turned and faced ILuVKDyEr. It was Vlad.

"Yes!" said Vlad "I am the one and only Dr. Vlad! The one in command of the entire VDS! BWAH! HA HA!!!"

"But Vlad is standing over there!" said ILuVKDyEr, pointing to the Admiral.

"Don't you get it? The Admiral is one of my many, many Agents! Doopliss! Reveal yourself!"

The Admiral Disappeared in a puff of smoke, replaced by a short Ghost wearing a Party Hat for some strange reason. Doopliss was also a thin as paper for some reason.

"Was my disguise good Doctor?" Doopliss asked.

"It was good enough to fool you ILuVKDyEr. Good Job Doopliss, you may go now." said Vlad.

"Thank you Sir." said Doopliss, before disappearing in a puff of smoke.

"But…How?" said ILuVKDyEr.

"Don't you realize it? My President and Vice President are Vampires, I have a Duplighost as the chief operative for my Intellegence Agency and have a Tengu Reporter as the head of the Press here! I take in everyone who will follow me you fool!" said Vlad smugly.

"And you cannot possibly HOPE to defeat me now! For now I give you, my greatest creation yet! BEHOLD! The Z-Missiles!" said Vlad "Open the Launch Pad Doors!" yelled Vlad. And at Vlad's command, two giant steel Bulkheads moved out of the way to reveal yard after yard of massive hundred-foot tall missiles inside a gigantic Launch Area.

ILuVKDyEr reacted with a mix of shock and horror to this new development.

"Like what I've done with the place ILuVKDyEr?" Vlad said smugly.

"You're a Madman! You'll kill everyone here!" yelled ILuVKDyEr.

"Ah ah ah, not so fast now. The most revolutionary of the Z-Missiles features is that it's Detonation and explosion only damage Zombies! Humans, Animals, Structures, Vampires, Tengu, Duplighosts, Poltergists, and even cockroaches are completely and totally safe from the blast!" said Vlad with a look of confidence on his face.

Vlad began to walk towards one of the Steel-Plated Control Rooms. "Well, I guess this is goodbye fool." Vlad said as he jumped into the control booth and slammed the Bulkheads on one side of the Launching Area, followed by the second set of Bulkheads on the other side of the Launching Area. Every Missile Silo opening slammed shut, and all of the Z-Missiles began their detonation countdown.

30, 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10 seonds left; preparing Warheads. 9, 8, 7, 6 seconds left; all Warheads (250 in total) primed and ready to detonate. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. 0. The Z-Missiles collectively detonated at once with a massive bang.

ILuVKDyEr was instantly vaporized. Danielle, temporarily blinded from the explosion, did not see a single small warhead roll next to her. It was a H-Missile, a fairly powerful low-yield Artillery Rocket that was specially desigened to kill people with the powers that Danielle and ILuVKDyEr had. On it was written "GOODBYE FOOLS!" in chalk. At that moment it exploded, vaporizing Danielle due to the fact that she was standing right next to the Warhead. Through superiour Strategy, Dr. Vlad had finally destroyed the remains of the Witch Army.

"BWAH HA HA!" Vlad said joyously as he jumped in jubilation. "With those pitiful Witches gone, I can begin my bid for World Domination! Shepard, Remilia, Flandre, Aya, Doopliss, Caulder, Morris, Greyfield, Forsythe! Meet me in the War Room!"

Later, Vlad's strategic Board came up with an Invasion plan for all of the world. They would start with the Peterian Empire, ruled by Emperor Peter the Cat.

It is a lesser known fact that Emperor Peter the Cat invented peterbread.

A voice wispered…. "Awaken…" And like that ILuVKDyEr was reanimated and appeared with a strong gasp of breath. ILuVKDyEr was stripped of all power and was cursed with turning into a woman when covered with cold water, and a man when covered in warm water. No longer having a grey complextion and once again being human. He/she decided to use this as an advantage. ILuVKDyEr would not quit, no matter what he/she had to do.

At that moment General Shepard shot ILuVKDyEr with a Revolver in the head.

"Damn. Reanimating a pile of freaking Ash for gods sake. Oh well. Bring the Gasoline over here Men!" said General Shepard.

At Shepard's command two soldiers poured gasoline all over ILuVKDyEr's corpse and lit it one fire. After that ILuVKDyEr's ashes were taken in a submarine to the deepest point on the ocean floor and buried 6 feet below the surface.

"COME BACK FROM THE DEAD NOW FOOL! AH HA HA!!!!!!" yelled Vlad at the Ocean's Surface. "Start coving the invasion of The Peterian Empire for me Aya. The Peterians have spirit, but almost no standing Army. The Invasion will go smoothly and, and I've sent Admiral Greyfield and President Remilia to capture the Peterian city of Petergrad. Petergrad is the Home Port of the entire Peterian Navy, and Admiral Greyfield managed to capture the entire Peterian Fleet, Garisson, and Port without firing a single shot. Word is that Emperor Peter isn't leading the country very well currently, and people want a new leader in charge. The majority of their Armed Forces will gladly join our side Aya, but the Elite Peterian Guard will probably be our biggest problem with this Campaign. They're 100% Loyal to the Emperor and will not surrender unless ordered to by the Emperor himself."

"Thank you Vlad." said Aya "I'll get right to it."

"Did you know that the Peterian Empire is a country made up entirely of smallish cats that look like a normal housecat, but stand on their hind legs and are extremely intellegent?" said Vlad to Aya.

"Yes Vlad, it's a fasinating country." said Aya "I've always wanted to go there."

"Then this is your big chance I guess." said Vlad "Do a good job out there for me."

"Got it Vlad!" said Aya "I'm off to Frontlines! See you around!"

Vlad got on the Radio "Greyfield? Can you hear me? Over."

"This is Admiral Greyfield, nice to hear you Doctor. The Offensive is going well and we haven't encountered any resistance so far and every Peterian Unit we've encountered has gladly joined our side. We have entire Battalions of Elite Sturmtruppen (Elite Peterian Troops that were first used in Emperor Peter's famous Blitzkreg of 7chan that are famous for capturing entire enemy battalions intact because of their usage of lightning-fast Blitzkreg Tactics and Peterian Panzers) Battalions that are surrendering to us without firing a single shot. Even the massive Peterian Navy surrendered without a fight!" said Greyfield over the Radio

"Good." said Vlad. "I've sent Aya to cover the Frontlines and write about the war for our Civilian Population."

"Aya's coming? Remilia will be pleased to hear that. She and Flandre are doing a great job managing our captured territories." said Greyfield over the Radio. "Did you finally get rid of that blasted ILuVKDyEr?"

"General Shepard took care of ILuVKDyEr. ILuVKDyEr isn't coming back, I'll say that much."

"Good. Has Shepard completed the Invasion plans for Happycatland yet?"

"Yes, and he'll begin the Invasion as soon you finish off the Peterian Empire and as he stops laughing over how ridiculous the name "Happycatland" is for a country." said Vlad.

But little did they know that the greedy jester was planning his own plans to counter the offensive, using 100s of nukes. He was a raving lunatic, and was determined to take Vlad and co down, even if the rest of the world went down with them. He himself knew he wouldn't survive, so he carved his own epitaph and pressed the button.
Meanwhile Vlad and co were all laughing when suddenly a the air raid signal went off. A booming voice was heard across the world:
"Oh you. You have ignored me, the greedy jester and now I seek revenge!"
"Oh man oh god oh man oh god!" said Vlad. He suddenly broke down in tears, knowing that the end of the world was nigh. Then he had an idea.
"STEPHEN!!!!" he shouted, and suddenly Stephen himself appeared with his trademark "Just coming!". Stephen and his minions carried put the greatest search and destroy mission ever. They tracked the Greedy jester to his base in north Wales, and they battled for days. Stephen ultimately won and the greedy jester was stopped.
Then the world was fine again, until it encountered a new form of conflict:
GLOBE ALL WAR! MEAN?

It was at that time that Joseph Ducruix turned Dinner into KYM's Local Internet Police Station for doing LSD and having crazy dreams of a Spirit Dragon and some kind of Peterbread Jester. This restored the Plot Line and set the gears of time back into motion. And in a spectacular "BANG!", all of Dinner's LSD-Induced Plot-Mongering was undon.

The Peterian Empire fell within a week of Aya's arrival, and she won an Internet Reporting Award for her 24/7 coverage of the war's final days. 98% of the once-great Peterian Armed Forces had joined the VDS, Emperor Peter was now a mere territorial Govenor, and the Aya and all of the Major Political/Military Figures from the Invasion of the Peterian Empire departed to commence a Pincer Strike on Happycatland. Shepard would come in from the Northern Ports of the Tundracat territories of Happycatland while Admiral Greyfield and the Scarlet Sisters would invade from the Southern Trade Harbors of the Desertcat Territory (This Pincer Attack was the one that Aya was going to cover). General Erwinsky (formerly of the Peterian National Army) would command the ground assault that would cross the Peterian/Happycatian National Divide and take the major Happycatian Bases of Cheezburger, Lolasia, and Ceilosia before the HNA (Happycat National Army) had time to create a defensive line around any of their Bases by the National Divide. On one brisk spring morning, the plan was set into motion.

VDS forces swarmed over the boarder, taking the HNA by complete and total suprise. They didn't even get the chance to fire their weapons before they were taken prisoner. Within a week, Happycatland fell and President Happycat (For that was his actual name) remained as the leader of the Providence (He was a good, trusted leader with the support and backing of his fellow Happycats) and General Shepard stated afterwords that he would "Leave the Cold Weather invasions to the Russians" from now on and Aya once again won an Award for her Covering of the Happycat war. The Next target was Trolololosia, led by President Edward "Russian Rickroll" Hill. This would be a tough Invasion for Vlad and company to pull off successfully.

Hey! That was uncalled for!

ILuVKDyEr found Himself in Spirit form in a white area and Miagi was with him. "Mr. Miagi!!!" SMACK
"You fool!!! You wernt supposed to die!!!" Said Miagi
"Ummmmm yea sorry lol" Said ILuVKDyEr

Mr. Miagi focused all of his Chi to revive ILuVKDyEr back into his He/she form.

ILuVKDyEr then found himself a woman, whome nobody recognized.

"Awwwww crap" Said ILuVKDyEr stranded in the middle of the sea.

Dis is ILuVKDyEr's female form lol

Here is ILuVKDyEr as a male lol

It was at that moment that a voice came over a Radio Tower on a small inlet by ILuVKDyEr.

"Attention all scientists, the V-Missile Test will begin in 1 Minute. The center of the Blast Radius is a outdated Happycat Fleet Oiler named the HCN (HappyCat Navy) Rolfne."

ILuVKDyEr looked to his/her left, and there was a Fleet Oiler named the HCN Rolfne. There was no possible way that ILuVKDyEr would make it out of the blast zone in time. ILuVKDyEr was doomed, and nothing could change that fact.

Fleet Oilers like the HCN Rolfne were military vessels designed for the sole purpose of refueling ships while they were at Sea. Fleet Oilers were vital to any Naval Operation and their destruction could mean crippling an Enemy Navy's offensive ability. The main weakness of a Fleet Oiler was that, well, they were lightly armed and armoured and also carried copious amounts of Naval Oil. A Fighter strafing the ship's decks could pierce a Tank and (rarely) start a fire onboard. A single-tank fire on vessels like the VDS Ronvak (Pictured Below, the Ronvak is similar in design to USN Fleet Oilers during World War 2) had extremely well-trained Damage Control Engineers that could extingish oil fires onboard the ship before they grew out of control (if they did grow out of control, specialized Rescue ships were employed). On older vessels like the Rolfne had a smaller Damage Control Crew and had 4 extremely large Oil Tanks (Unlike the 8 Tanks on the Ronvark and up to 12 Tanks on larger vessels) that fed growing fires extremely fast.

The diffrences in design between VDSN and RCN Fleet Oilers and Supply Ships (VDS Supply Ships had bulkheads in place to prevent munitions on Supply Ships from exploding, the HCN did not) was one of the main deciding factors in the Naval Battle for control of the Seaside Happycat national Capital of Cheezburger (Admiral Greyfield and the Scarlets vs Admiral Claudius Vistertroppen, who now commands the 2nd Fleet in the VDS Naval Forces).

Above Image: The VDS Ronvark, a Fleet Oiler and command Vessel for the VDN in the Cheezburgian Sea. The Ronvark is currently in port with the rest of the VDSN (Vladian Defense Systems Navy. Ironically, VDSN ships always went by VDS rather than VDSN), preparing for the next major VDS offensive. The Ronvark is one of the most famous ships in the VDSN Armada, and is used as a Fleet Oiler, a Radio Vessel, and a backup Command Vessel by Admiral Greyfield himself.

ILuVKDyEr was knocked unconscious and woke up inside a cave. Having no other options he decided to join Vlad (since Vlad duznt recognize his 2 new alter egos) in male form as an officer in his army. And secretary as his female form.

And then, bears in tankinis.

ILuVKDyEr in his female form studies these new types of bears for Vlad and planned to engineer them into weapons. Later that night she decided to take a warm bath, returning to male form so he could do a little feild observation with the troops. Everything was slowly going according to plan for ILuVKDyEr.

Vlad approached ILuVKDyEr and asked,
"Why do you always carry that jug of water on your waist?"

Scared that his secret would be found out he simply said,
"I uhh have a thirst problem from a coccain addiction I suffered back in the 90's as a teen."

"…… I see…." Vlad said "Carry on then."

Vlad's fleet seemed almost too powerful for his own good and even contemplated switching over to Vlad's side, but he could not let the death of his/her master and dissapearance of Daniel go in vane. He continued getting to know Vlad more and more in his femm secretary form and carried on his plans further.

"Petty Officer, come here and examine the wiring in this Drone Sub for me." said Dr. Vlad.

"Why? said ILuVKDyEr.

"Because." said Vlad.

"Okay then sir." said ILuVKDyKt, who then climbed into the Drone Sub.

It was at that moment that Dr. Vlad slammed the Door of the Drone Sub shut and sent it on its way to the bottom of the ocean. The Doctor wouldn't see ILuVKDyEr again.

i have officially facepalmed myself with a black eye. damn.

ITT: Vlad battles ILuVKDyEr for the title of Master Champion Movie Script Writer

And so the VDS invaded the 7chan Republic, quickly forcing the 7chan forces to pull back to the 7chan Capital; fsjal Valley. Fsjal Valley was a massive fortress protected by 7 Proxies and over 9 Million loyal 7chan and fsjal Troops. After two months of round-the-clock bombardment by VDS Ships, Artillery Guns, (Including 5 Massive VDS Grotz Rail Cannons. The Grotz was built by the Grotitz-Vertan Corporation and was mounted on a 100 Foot long Railroad Car and was pulled by a Locomotive. The Grotz's Cannon was 125 Feet High and was staffed by a crew of 40 Peterian Engineers. The Grotz could hit a target 200 Miles away from its current position, even though it was most commonly used to bombard cities within 50 miles of it. Only the best of the best Engineers were trusted with operating a Grotz, and a single Cannon was guarded by an Entire Battalion of troops.) and massive Air Raids on fsjal Valley, the city surrendered and the VDS had secured its first major staging area for the invasion of the continents of 4chan and Something Awful.

Let it go man! Let it go!

Who's the bad guy?

AN TIN THY ATED TACKOS!

@Kyle Tosaishi
The main villian could posibbly be me if you look at it from ILuVKDyEr's perspective, but I'm being extremely successful currently so that fact is doubtful. The main villian may be ILuVKDyEr if you look at it from the perspective of the VDS, and ILuVKDyEr has also been extremely unsuccessful at stopping my plans of world domination. Also, the main Villian may have yet to be revealed.

If it has yet to be revealed, then I can reveal it.

Main Villian

And with that, please continue with the cool story, bros.

I am entering thread

+50,000 style points to fever score

As for the story:

Captain Ovama begins the plans for his….

Behold! The Actual Main Villian!

+1 for Caulder.

Fear not! For we have allies to combat this fierce menace!

wooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! 101 posts!

You may have the 12th Battalion. But I have Admiral Greyfield on my side!!!