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Here lies MajorZero
1999-2016
"please delete my internet history"

Here lies A-Train
1991-2016
"Later folks! See you in a little while."

Tiniest Goat
2015 – 2016
"I've died like eight times"

"it was just a prank bro"

Here lies NeonWabbit
1996 – 2016

Cause of Death:
Apparent suicide caused by multiple gunshot wounds to the back from three different weapons shot at varying angles and distances of more than 1 metre away.

His last words:
"NO PLEASE PUT THE GUNS DOWN GUYS. I'LL DELIVER THESE KYM PROJECTS, I SWEAR! LOOK MY CURSOR IS ON THE "Post!" BUTTON RIGHT NOW! DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MOR-."

Memed to the last breath.

Here lies MiloticExalted
"A real human bean, and a real hero"

Here lies MiloticExalted
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw98ARXfcqk"

Here lies MiloticExalted
"One less roleplaying shitlord in the world"

Here lies MiloticExalted
"Shouts from the distance Melee has aged horribly and you should feel bad for liking it!"

This is a trick question.

I won't have a gravestone, no. I'll have a sign instead

Here lies Ryumaru
"An average lamprey serving as an average skeleton"

"I swear I'm not dead!"

Asura
2012-2016
It's just a prank bro

I'd like to be cremated, ashes disposed in some way, and then have a huge tombstone with "Waldo" on it made.

The trick is, the grave will be empty.

SGFT
Robert
"Will that Orange Jew be 100% Concentrated?"

Here lies Thepyrowasaspy
2000-2015
"My greatest dream is a world without Jews" – Bonzi buddy

"Here lies MrMagnum, his last words were: What are you gonna do? Stab me? I'd like to see you try, you sissy!"

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Here lies Soluna

" I swear if any of you bring me back, there's gonna be a lot of dick sucking"

XXXX-2016

"WITNESS ME!"

1993-2016

"This risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math."

1993-2016
"Here lies DarthZino. He never scored."

Option 1:

Option 2:

Here lies RandomVids
2000-2015
"Please burn my Kindle Fire, i don't want anyone to see the stuff i downloaded onto it or my internet browser history".

1999-2016
"Literally Who."

1997-2016

Tell Wyatt he still owes me 47 bucks.

"Pepperoni and Cheese"

1993-????

"Me? I'm not gonna die. I just put this here just to not look too fishy."

Then I'd plant some puzzles and shit to some secret treasure which would probably be my Supertramp collection.

Here lies Friend Computer (19xx-2016)

"Watch out for that tru-"

Here Lies Hackenbacker
1995-2016
Beloved laundry maid
"Never forget about the lint trap."

rip in piece ArmedwithHate

1998 – 2016

he will not be missed

No, I believe that's Epyc Wyn's epitaph.

(I'm sorry. I'm weak. The joke-- it was just starting me RIGHT. IN. THE. FACE. I should have resisted the urge.)

Here lies Roy G. Biv (xxxx-2016)

Beloved poster, the joke was too strong.

Here lies:
Master Wolfe
1998-2016
Lived a good life among hispters and memes
Last Will:
"Save my Steam account for some auction, pls."
RIP in peace

Here lies mapache,
1999-2016
Died the way he lived,
Alone..

"He was number one".

Tyranid Warrior #1024649049375297837291324961932846192…
And his manservant
Genestealer #502384208320865023848760238504176502384…
"I may die, but 1,000 others will take my place"

I'd have a specially made tombstone that'd take up an entire row due to the numbers on it.
Also my manservant would be buried with me, alive or not. Something like this:

Nymris
1999-2015
"I'm going to post on a meme site after i'm dead, i swear"