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So I stumbled upon this channel that uses Zelda models for ASMR videos.

It made me wonder, what else are people doing with Zelda and SFM? Well it wasn't long before I found Porn. But this being the internet, it couldn't be just Zelda characters fucking each other. No. It has to be oddly specific fetishes fulfilled by Zelda characters.

Things I've seen so far:

• Ganondorf anally fucking Zelda as Link is forced to watch (There seems to be a lot of cuckold, first person, and futa stuff)
• Midna (in her imp form ) sucking off Ganondorf as Link is forced to watch.
• Midna proceeding to force a kiss onto Link and spitting Ganondorf's jizz into his mouth.
• Zelda getting fucked doggie style by a wolf as Link stands in the corner in dejection
• Linkle giving young Link a blow job (she's at least 16 and he's like 7 or 8 years old).
• Ruto (adult Ruto) tit-fucking young Link in The Water Temple
• Ruto riding Link as he's chained up in a dungeon
• Midna (Twili form) getting fucked by a faceless bara FOR 12 MINUTES STRAIGHT to techno music
• Cia tit-fucking Link (in first person view) with a stupid look on her face
• Cia riding link reverse-cowgirl as he cums inside her for 4 WHOLE MINUTES as she pants like a dog
• Futa Zelda grabbing imp-form Midna by the hips and ramming her up and down on her cock, shaking her like a rag-doll and fucking her in what is probably intended to be her anus

Note: all of this includes the models from Hyrule Warriors, and the stages and voices/sounds from the game.

That's lovely.

Is it weird that I think the weirdest part of all of this is the ASMR thing?

The more I read this over the more hysterical it becomes. I don't know why I even find this funny usually cringe humor doesn't even get to me but this does. Maybe just because of how it hits something close to me like Zelda so it's a nervous laughter in a way, or just the way that the creators put in so much effort to make it as accurate to the source material as possible.

I got some other info from scream too this is no where near the end of it.

- In one of the Ruto videos the entire HUD for hyrule warriors is up including the health bar with the hearts.
- One of the videos has and I quote: "midna jerking off 4 dicks at once and getting covered in a fountain of jizz". How you might ask? No clue just use your imagination I haven't seen it.
- My favorite description by scream, it's a compilation of blowjobs of different pairs of characters, and as they switch around this theme is playing:

I shit you not. Absolutely hysterical.

I've yet to see any of it but I actually might soon I have the links this is just too funny to pass up.

@A_B

Honestly that's a completely okay sentiment to have

remember when the RWBY fandom said that if people made any SFM models of the characters people would use them for porn? remember when someone did create those SFM models and that exact thing happened? in other words SFM was a mistake

And?

Me when I'm actually seeing it

Tfw you realize what Lana is spelled backwards….
I'm sure SOMEONE ran with it.

If you folks are shocked by that then i don't think you want to know the stuff that i've seen on e621.

Why did we have to know this again?

Well, where the hell did I put my noose?

Not that big a deal tbh.

Overwatch is all the rage with SFM at the moment.

SFM is something of a "Rule 34 enabler" but at the end of the day, so what? People would just draw that stuff anyway.

3D models for porn was a thing for a long time already, SFM just made it easier to produce.

I'm confused that anyone would find this surprising.

so like, what percentage of sfm is used for rule 34 and what percentage is used for non porn purposes.

Why people find this surprising? i mean this is not so different from the rule34 draws.

This is only the shallow part of the pool, there are way worse things to be seen if you swim deep enough.

I know this because I dared to swim deep inside this pool, and it was not cool

When none of this even bothers me at all cuz I've seen too much internet porn to be bothered.

Lets be honest here, why the hell are you people acting so surprised and bothered to see or hear about this sort of thing? Big freaking deal.

inb4 copyrighted

It's not surprising that there's sfm porn, just the very contents of the videos themselves. The fact that they overlay the most weird-ass music, usually from the games like the fucking goron race theme from majora's mask, and the fact that they use the in-game sound effects, and they put up the HUD for one of them.

That kind of dedication is comedy gold.

Fuck you guys.

EXCUSE ME FOR BEING DISTURBED BY THE IMAGE OF GANONDORF RAMMING HIS 3 FOOT LONG GREEN DICK UP ZELDA'S ASS, WHILE LINK IS FORCED TO WATCH, KNOWING THAT SOON HE WILL HAVE GANONDORF'S CUM FORCE-KISSED INTO HIS MOUTH BY AN IMP THAT JUST HAD ITS ENTIRE BODY IMPALED BY A PRINCESS'S MASSIVE COCK.

I guess that's just not "disturbing enough" for you.

Well i've seen imp form Midna letting Links wiener shrink while she grows a monstercock at the same time and then proceeds to slap it at links face and starts banging zelda while link's lying unconciously on the floor.
Also, i remember that one time that 3 futa-Midnas began to gangbang zelda.
AND DON'T LET ME START WITH THE THINGS THAT I'VE SEEN WITH HORSES
SO NO SIR, I HAVE SEEN WORSE.
I haven't seen just "disturbing" things, i have seen things that are BEYOND disturbing, things that give a whole new meaning to the word. Be glad that you are still in the early stadium

>There are people in this world that legit get off to SFM porn

As someone who makes SFW SFM stuff as a hobby, this both amuses me and disturbs me.

SFM is weird in the hands of wrong people.

Its been a thing for quite some time
Not that i know or anything…

I'm surprised nobody has posted this yet.

Vanilla Starscream has no chill lol

I will assume the all-caps was done for satirical purposes.

But yeah as weird as all of this might seem, it really is just the tip of the iceberg, fetish-wise. Unless that last bit was snuff, in which case, I totally agree with you.

You must be new to the internet. Have you seen the one where futa-Zelda is plowing Link's ass? There's even three different angles.

SFM porn is probably the most sub-human way of porn.