- I am a human! I am not a robot.
- I require oxygen to function. I also urinate and defecate.
- I will say self-deprecating things so that you are indirectly forced to compliment me!
- When I am alone, I will seek companionship. After I have found a companion, I will seek solitude.
- I vent my emotional insecurities by seeking out those who appear to be more vulnerable than I am, then proceeding to attempt to inflict emotional humiliation and/or physical violence upon them for my own satisfaction and amusement!
- I consider the "pleasure" aspect of sexual intercourse to be more important than the fact that sexual intercourse indirectly causes the population of my species to increase. I am not aware, or do not care, that the population of my species is already dangerously high!
- Communism would not go well with us human beings, because we would have a tendency to exploit, abuse, and utterly waste the "ever-loving shit" out of any theoretical boons that the state would provide us, resulting in severe resource shortages, and subsequently in forced labor and/or mass-purges!
- I have emotionally decided that emotional decisions are not for the weak!
- I am convinced that global warming is a myth, and that bees are not important.
- I believe that governments should prioritize in dedicating a vast majority of their resources to the conservation of pandas because I was once told that pandas contribute absolutely everything to the environment and are, in fact, not inept!
- I will soon post in this thread, "Wow, this is dark!"
- When I am feeling upset, I look at some reassuring fictions that prop up humanity's self-image as being intelligent and dignified!
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