Push them off the bed.
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What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster?
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Aug 15, 2010 at 06:39PM EDT.
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Kindly ask her to get out of my pants.
Sweatie Killer
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Ask for a round 2.
frogjedi4
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I'd lol at the rus.
I'd thank him for letting me crash at his place after my house burned down and my wife left me.
Ritterburder
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I would be very angry if I woke up with anyone but Bioticzombie. Bioticzombie is a very hot girl. And I want to have rough nasty sex with her.
I would assume that (somehow) that I became Bioticzombie.
OH GOD HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH LOLRUSES.
I would cry.
Ritterburder
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You should all be glad if you woke up with me. I am sexy as fuck and cooler than you.
I would kindly plead him to GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED AND THIS THREAD! >.<
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I would prepare the lemon for the implantation.
Sweatie Killer
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I'd Yiff.
I would cuddle up next to them, because I am a nice guy ;3
I would get him some tea.
I would get her some coffe.
I would get her sum lazor!!1!@!
Oh wait she already has that.
Spit on their face
I would lock you up in my basement and torture you, by forcing you to play E.T. forever.
FOREVER!!
id rape something,anything with a heartbeat
I wouldn't need to put butter in my bread(the one without living things in it).
Tickle their feet.
Take photos, so I can blackmail you.
marimba
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Lick their feet.
Sex.
Silently sneak away, never looking back, and get myself into a drunken stupor.
Get drunk with him, and wake up in Toronto using a sandwich costume.
NOTE:I live in South America.
marimba
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Steal their hat.
Kill him with his hammer.
its maxwells your a dead man
Pay them what I owe, and leave.
what again alright (b'-'b)
I'd do a barrel roll.
Avoid getting an embarassing boner.
(OH GOD DID I REALLY NEEDED TO GET THIS LOW TO MAKE MY POST FUNNY?!?!?!??!)
Or, you know, probably not.
be confused
Jump, do a mid-air high-five aaand freeze frame.
make him/her watch sliding doors with me
go around a revolving door with him/her till we fall asleep
Create one of those threads.
nuke it from orbit
go into space
Dirty, very dirty talk.>:)
drink tons of red bull
Draw a 8 bit version of him.
Aw shit
marimba
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I'd draw a 16-
…nevermind.
Run.
Also if you were all in a pool, and if I came in the pool. You'd all be pregnant. No exceptions.
POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO KLIPS
In response to Klips: Hope I'm not pregnant(I'm a man).In a unrelated,and VERY disturbing way:Thanks for the fap material! Especially you, Morgan.*wink wink. (lol) Also, everyone knows Megaman is infinetely better than Zelda.
punch him for comparing things that are diffrent
ok gigi that dosent mean we cant play it