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Jump up and down on his ass.

Crank Justin Bieber music until they leave with my ears plugged, then turn on some Aerosmith to rid myself of the torture.

I'd shamelessly make love to a soda can.

does moar crack

Have sex with a pokemon? **** Yeah!

gets ice pack
That was some rough sex, my dick is about to fall off.

Have moar sex

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING WILL KARNELLA PLEASE POST SO I CAN MAKE A LAME SEX JOKE AND BE DONE WITH THIS THREAD?!?!?

Dont have sex

Grab my headphones IMMEDIATELY and crank Dude (Looks Like A Lady). Which will also shock and horrify MemeAddict.

rip out their spine and bathe in their blood.

Totally go after them for that comment. LOL…I think.

Go after them as well out of curiosity.

Get moar condoms.

High five myself
I just sexed a baby pikachu

I'd say, "Why in the world are you making that face at me???"

I'd make a face.

Desu desu desu desu

I'd blow up with them.

I would force them to do a play based on My Immortal.

I would refuse to do so.

I would do a little dance so we could summon the monster taco demon for tacoland to destroy the jello pig dragons from platnet 445

I would have a threesom with them and Duke Nukem.

i would ask, to make sure i remembered that shs is over 18…

I would tell them im 19 and post this over used pic

cool, no cops..(calls in sick for the next 3 days) :D

While Kowlzer is taking off clothes, stab him with a needle.
Kowlzer then wakes up in a white room, being greeted by Chris Hansen.
Kowlzer notices a chair, a gun, Chris, and Jeane sitting down
"The choice is up to you" Says Jeane
"Live in prison with a child molester stamp…. Or die with a clean record…"
AWAITS Kow's choice

I would eat a taco and then have sex with them

I would await "Kowlzer's" response from my last post while struggling to stay awake in bed. lol

Shoots chris, grabs Jeane and throws her over my shoulder, and gtfo of there.

i like to have my cake and eat it too…

Would eat there soul

@Kowelzer- A wiiiiise….. Choice… Indeed…. But too bad a ninja comes in and saves me.

@Shizzle, I would rape their soul

not so fast, for i summon a Pirate Ninja to fight the ninja so i can grab ya and run for the hide out with other Pirate Ninja guards.

I use my trap card. Trap hole

(pulls out 'dodge trap' card.) still has Jeane over shoulder running. :D

^I'd play Yu-Gi-Oh I guess, but someone's gotta teach me how first.

Would tell them I don't know how either and smile.

I would just stop being nice, break free, and disimbowel both of you faggots with my bare hands and take your wallets.

likes being disemboweled and doesn't carry money in my wallet anyway. :D

Ask, "What is Kowlzer doing in my room?"

Say WTF????, triggering an atomic explosion.

Pull down gio's pants and say WHAT THE FU- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Size 4 dies

@Ashbot O_o

I want to sex you up

'Love In An Elevator'

hangs self

Eats corpse

like a snake eats a bird or bit by bit?

Im gonna rock you like a hurricane