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i recently read a fic where lucius malfoy literally skullfucked his son and it made me really turned on

This website allow me to realize that I am a horrible, nihilistic, strangely narcisistic, apathetic human being, not just a lazy fuck as I thought. I honestly don't know what to do now, in real life people don't entirely change I think.

I reveal WAY to much about myself in joke threads.

You are a joke.

Says the guy posting on a meme website.

At one point in life, I wish I was a girl. Not because I think I am a girl mind you, but there are reasons for that:

1) I have an older sister, and a little sister. Being smack dab right in the middle, hell hath no fury like when they were on their period at the same time.

1.5) I also want to talk and hang out with them more often, being a guy and a middle child kind of put the awkward atmosphere and distance between us. I really love them.

2) I can order strawberry ice cream, or have a parfait alone, and no one would give a shit or a weird look about that.

But, being a guy is better. I get to do lots of crazy stuffs with the bros when I was young and no one would give a damn about it; it I was a girl, I would heavily get scolded every time I do.

@Clownfish if it makes you feel any better I thought you were a little girl too

Sometimes I order pineapple on pizza just to spite society.

You are a monster, please get out of this website

I picked my nose once.

i saw a user double post in a thread and didn't even inform the police

Jennifer's Body made me realize that I have a fetish for being cannibalized by monster people.

I expand dong to things I shouldn't expand dong to.

I fapped to lolicon.

I know this is a joke thread on a meme website, but I really need to vent.

I hate politics, and I cannot find it in my heart to forgive anybody who go out of their way to ruin the lives of or hurt others because of what some shallow, appearance-driven, bastards called politicians want. I hate every side. All because I got back-stabbed by close friends who were also activists. I was bullied.

When I was a wee KYM lad, I was a goobergabor. I tried to archive KYM's goobergabe page in case it got delete because I thought googergabe was very serious business.

I really don't know why everyone considers SJW a serious threat, they are insane but nobody takes them seriously and the USA is more to the right than the left in my opinion.

I have too many fetishes.

I only watch 25% of the shows I complain about.

I like chaos.

Nurgle is my waifu! <3

I drink water like it's going out of fashion

i write edgy gay pokemon guro fanfiction

I dont have over 200 IQ but i still watch Rick and Morty

When I was 14 my edgy emo faze was turned up to 11.

-I was that kid who drew pentagrams on all his papers
-I exclusively had Bullet for my valentine, slipknot, and lamb of god on my Ipod
-One time we had a sub and he asked everyone in class what their favorite color was. When he got to me I said "black" He said why is black your favorite color? I said "because its like darkness and evil"

Get a load of this pleb. You don't fap to lolicon, you fap to loli.
Speaking of wich, I'm a shameless shota/lolicon. Not sure if it's better to try and hide it, either way I don't give a shit.

At one point I was an edgy atheist writing anti-religion text walls on my facebook feed.
I have never been in love.
I bench more than I squat.

"At one point I was an edgy atheist writing anti-religion text walls on my facebook feed.
I have never been in love."

I mean we can infer that second one

I am really really lonely but I think I deserve it.

i browse /trash/

Sorry I don't understand, what does one have to do with the other?

Im impyling he is a virgin which is ironic or something I guess

I was the one that ate all of the leftover shrimp.

And I've stolen a lot of lip balm…

ditto

I don't find vanilla porn sexy anymore, I need freaky shit that make me feel somewhat ashamed.

I find myself increasingly tempted to masturbate to hentai, and other simulated porn sense mainstream live action porn has become irredeemably disgusting to me.

I find myself wishing I wasn't an atheist a lot.

The newgrounds adult section unfortunately fucked me up so bad as a teen that vanilla porn just does nothing for me anymore and I can only finish to degenerate shit

i was the one who drew the super s stussy in the school computer and blamed tommy for it

To actually contribute to this thread:
I find absolutely no shame in this.

You have to many other things to be ashamed of.

i would fuck sagiri

i wouldn't

I ate a booger once.

I love to watch idolmaster videos on youtube, and listen to idolmaster songs, it is as weeby and unattractive as it sounds but I don't care anymore.

And which girl is your best girl?

I still listen to Linkin Park and Green Day and i wear all black clothes.

She speaks to me on a deep emotional level, especially her desire to hide under a table from life.

I’ve read enough yuri fanfiction to fill a bible.