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i recently read a fic where lucius malfoy literally skullfucked his son and it made me really turned on
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This website allow me to realize that I am a horrible, nihilistic, strangely narcisistic, apathetic human being, not just a lazy fuck as I thought. I honestly don't know what to do now, in real life people don't entirely change I think.
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I reveal WAY to much about myself in joke threads.
NO! wrote:
I reveal WAY to much about myself in joke threads.
You are a joke.
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Sugary Salt wrote:
You are a joke.
Says the guy posting on a meme website.
At one point in life, I wish I was a girl. Not because I think I am a girl mind you, but there are reasons for that:
1) I have an older sister, and a little sister. Being smack dab right in the middle, hell hath no fury like when they were on their period at the same time.
1.5) I also want to talk and hang out with them more often, being a guy and a middle child kind of put the awkward atmosphere and distance between us. I really love them.
2) I can order strawberry ice cream, or have a parfait alone, and no one would give a shit or a weird look about that.
But, being a guy is better. I get to do lots of crazy stuffs with the bros when I was young and no one would give a damn about it; it I was a girl, I would heavily get scolded every time I do.
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@Clownfish if it makes you feel any better I thought you were a little girl too
Sometimes I order pineapple on pizza just to spite society.
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Farm Zombie wrote:
Sometimes I order pineapple on pizza just to spite society.
You are a monster, please get out of this website
I picked my nose once.
i saw a user double post in a thread and didn't even inform the police
Jennifer's Body made me realize that I have a fetish for being cannibalized by monster people.
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I expand dong to things I shouldn't expand dong to.
I fapped to lolicon.
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I know this is a joke thread on a meme website, but I really need to vent.
I hate politics, and I cannot find it in my heart to forgive anybody who go out of their way to ruin the lives of or hurt others because of what some shallow, appearance-driven, bastards called politicians want. I hate every side. All because I got back-stabbed by close friends who were also activists. I was bullied.
When I was a wee KYM lad, I was a goobergabor. I tried to archive KYM's goobergabe page in case it got delete because I thought googergabe was very serious business.
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I really don't know why everyone considers SJW a serious threat, they are insane but nobody takes them seriously and the USA is more to the right than the left in my opinion.
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I have too many fetishes.
GattsuSeijin
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I only watch 25% of the shows I complain about.
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I like chaos.
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NO! wrote:
I like chaos.
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Nurgle is my waifu! <3
I drink water like it's going out of fashion
i write edgy gay pokemon guro fanfiction
I dont have over 200 IQ but i still watch Rick and Morty
When I was 14 my edgy emo faze was turned up to 11.
-I was that kid who drew pentagrams on all his papers
-I exclusively had Bullet for my valentine, slipknot, and lamb of god on my Ipod
-One time we had a sub and he asked everyone in class what their favorite color was. When he got to me I said "black" He said why is black your favorite color? I said "because its like darkness and evil"
PatrickBateman96 wrote:
I fapped to lolicon.
Get a load of this pleb. You don't fap to lolicon, you fap to loli.
Speaking of wich, I'm a shameless shota/lolicon. Not sure if it's better to try and hide it, either way I don't give a shit.
At one point I was an edgy atheist writing anti-religion text walls on my facebook feed.
I have never been in love.
I bench more than I squat.
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"At one point I was an edgy atheist writing anti-religion text walls on my facebook feed.
I have never been in love."
I mean we can infer that second one
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I am really really lonely but I think I deserve it.
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i browse /trash/
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"At one point I was an edgy atheist writing anti-religion text walls on my facebook feed.
I have never been in love."I mean we can infer that second one
Sorry I don't understand, what does one have to do with the other?
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Sman Joe wrote:
Sorry I don't understand, what does one have to do with the other?
Im impyling he is a virgin which is ironic or something I guess
I was the one that ate all of the leftover shrimp.
And I've stolen a lot of lip balmโฆ
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PatrickBateman96 wrote:
I fapped to lolicon.
ditto
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I don't find vanilla porn sexy anymore, I need freaky shit that make me feel somewhat ashamed.
I find myself increasingly tempted to masturbate to hentai, and other simulated porn sense mainstream live action porn has become irredeemably disgusting to me.
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I find myself wishing I wasn't an atheist a lot.
YNG, The Sabbo-Tabby wrote:
I find myself increasingly tempted to masturbate to hentai, and other simulated porn sense mainstream live action porn has become irredeemably disgusting to me.
The newgrounds adult section unfortunately fucked me up so bad as a teen that vanilla porn just does nothing for me anymore and I can only finish to degenerate shit
i was the one who drew the super s stussy in the school computer and blamed tommy for it
YNG, The Sabbo-Tabby wrote:
I find myself increasingly tempted to masturbate to hentai, and other simulated porn sense mainstream live action porn has become irredeemably disgusting to me.
To actually contribute to this thread:
I find absolutely no shame in this.
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Sugary Salt wrote:
To actually contribute to this thread:
I find absolutely no shame in this.
You have to many other things to be ashamed of.
i would fuck sagiri
i wouldn't
I ate a booger once.
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I love to watch idolmaster videos on youtube, and listen to idolmaster songs, it is as weeby and unattractive as it sounds but I don't care anymore.
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I love to watch idolmaster videos on youtube, and listen to idolmaster songs, it is as weeby and unattractive as it sounds but I don't care anymore.
And which girl is your best girl?
I still listen to Linkin Park and Green Day and i wear all black clothes.
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durgendolf wrote:
And which girl is your best girl?
She speaks to me on a deep emotional level, especially her desire to hide under a table from life.
Iโve read enough yuri fanfiction to fill a bible.