I altered the words for Miami 2017 so it's about the end of 4chan and the internet instead of New York:
4chan apocalypse
Dinner
I’ve seen the lights go out on 4chan-
I saw the /b/tards laid low.
And life went on beyond our little screens,
There was no turning back-
We left there long ago.
We held a concert out on Youtube-
To watch all the videos blow.
They turned the quality down,
And drove us underground-
But we went right on with the show…
I’ve seen the lights go out on 4chan-
I saw the haters on the streets,
You know we almost didn’t notice it-
We could see right through them all, straight through to the concrete…
They blocked all the pools up in habbo-
Yet again /b/ won the war-
The trolls were everywhere,
But no one really cared-
Just more U2ubers that was all…
I’ve seen the rats die down on 4chan-
I watched the lolcats start to roar.
Know Your Meme was at sidelines,
They all began to write,
Just to document it all.
They broke the forums all across the web-
And picked the Admins up for free.
They said BBC could stay,
They blew Youtube away-
And sank that 4chan out at sea…
You know those light were bright on 4chan
But that was so many years ago…
Before we all gave up teh internet-
Before Anonymous took over Mexico.
There are not many who remember-
They say a handful still survive…
To tell the world about…
The way 4chan went out,
And keep the memory alive…
Here's the original song:
