>be me, 19
>le high IQ
>live in small secluded town
>literally autistic
>spend all my time trying to make completely random (and dangerous) shit, because i wanted to be a scientist when I was like 8
>tfw still haven't grown out of it
>spend all my time alone in a dimly lit loft, wearing a shitty homemade labcoat like a true autist
>beta af, everyone around me is a normie
>the most popular guy in town is a dumbass chad
>my dad doesn't understand me, wants me to "get a real job"
>hellno.jpg
>everyone eats shitty food because nobody ships anything here
>decide it would be cool if i tried making the replicator thing from star trek, so they could eat good food for once, because yet again, my autist mind does not once consider how impossible that would be
>actually manage to make a prototype
>blow all the circuts in my house trying to test it
>dad yells at me
>forces me to work in retail
>two hours later
>boredasfuck.jpg
>run outside the moment nobody's looking
>grab my shitty machine
>try to car-cable it directly onto the nearby power-tower, like a fucking retard
>cop sees what i'm doing and starts running towards me
>keep going nonetheless
>manage to plug my machine in in and test it just before he reaches me
>itfuckingexplodes.jpg
>the explosion sends me flying, and damages a nearby tourist attraction
>barely make it out alive
>everyone, including my dad sees me
>run away like a pussy
>half an hour later
>sitting on a ladder
>girl doesn't see me and kicks me in the eyes
>girlyscream.jpg
>girl says sorry
>turns out girl is a solid 8/10
>we actually manage to get a conversation going until she realises i'm the dude that caused the explosion
>she starts going on this rant about something, but i'm not listening
>a pickle just fell in the water for some reason
>tfw i haven't seen a pickle for years
>cheesburger hits the ground
>look up at the sky
>its raining fucking cheeseburgers
>tfw im actually flint lockwood
>tfw this entire greentext was just the premise of cloudy with a chance of meatballs
>tfw you just got flintrolled
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