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Post quotes about anything and by anyone here.
I begin:
"If fight is the only sure way of victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I guess he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it! Then he perfected it so that no living man could beat him on the ring of honor!"
Soldier

"Post quotes about anything and by anyone here.
I begin:
“If fight is the only sure way of victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I guess he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it! Then he perfected it so that no living man could beat him on the ring of honor!”
Soldier"

"MY FLESH! IT IS BURN!"

Heavy

"Need a DISPENSER HERE!"

Scout

"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire and I was like "Goodbye" and you were like "No way" and then i was all "We pretended we were going to murder you". That was great."
GlaDOS.
Btw, the quotes can be about anything, not just Valve games.

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!"

-Neville Flynn

"Chicken Tetrazzini!"

Chicken Tetrazzini Lady

"There is no chance to survive make your time."
Cats

BAM! There it is!
- Microsoft guy

Our philosophy at New Scientist is this: Science is interesting. If you don't agree, you can fuck off!

-Richard Dawkins quoting an unnamed editor at New Scientist

"The helicopter. Maybe it's made of chocolate."
Nick, L4D2.

"Will you give me a second? I gotta stop my girlfriend from hitting on my sister …"
-Me

I've got ballz of steel.

''Duke Nukem''

TAKE THE FUCKING ELEPHANT!
- Darkman

"You will die."

- Mima

"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."

- Goldfinger

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake" – Tyler Durden

"The Claw!" – The Aliens from Toy Story

"I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours"
Bob Dylan

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
by: no idea.

Yea, i blow a hole in your face then go back in the house, and sleep like a baby…. We used to stack fucks like you five foot high in korea, use ya for sandbags. – Clint Eastwood.

"Holy fucking shit, Batman!"
-Mock The Week

"Fuck niggers" – Clint Eastwood

@MemeAddict

Dat is well good man.

"So y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause they’re rapin’ everybody out here."
Antoine Dodson.

"When you plant a fertile meme in my mind you literally parasitize my brain, turning it into a vehicle for the meme's propagation in just the way that a virus may parasitize the genetic mechanism of a host cell."

--Richard Dawkins, The Selfish Gene

"Who sent all these babies to fight?!"

Heavy

"Boink!"

Scout

"Gentlemen?"

The Spy

"Everybody knows you never go full retard."
-Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder

It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway!
-The Joker

"I"ll send my condolences to your kangaroo wife!"
Soldier

CRY SOME MORE!!!
-Heavy

"Vlad, I didn't ask you to set me on fire."

Kytosai, just after I set him on fire in TF2.

When in doubt, whip it out
-advice dog

"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!"

"Sever your leg. It's the greatest day." – Blubbo's Whale

(Extra points if you read it in his voice)

Sometimes, you have to roll a hard six. – Commander William Adama

I Swear I didn't know she was 3!
-Pedo Bear xD

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/ It's just one big epic quote.

"It's time for me to take a break"
Guess.

"I'm lost"

-The Game

"I think the lesson to be learned here is that the GERMAN hatchback, the GERMAN hatchback exploded,while the BRITISH sportscars are perfectly working."
Jeremy Clarkson.

"This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. " – Dalai Lama

“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our [children].”
-The Miss Teen USA South Carolina Girl.

"Nom nom nom, om nom. Sandvich make me STRROOONG!"
-Heavy

TROLL…. TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL – Boxxy

I am the white void i am the cold steel i am the just sword with blade in hand shall i reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction I am hakumen the end has come-Hakumen Blazblue
Courage is the magic the brings dreams into reality.-Richter_TOSDOANW

My ASS has finally decided to eat MY HAND!

Dr. Weird.