User: Lets make a rhyme.
Cleverbot: What kind of deal?
User: I have an apple to peal.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: No I wont.
Cleverbot: That's right you won't.
User: Thats right I dont.
Cleverbot: You don't know nothin'.
User: I am just stuffin.
Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to be clever.
User: But I thought I was never.
Cleverbot: Shame you aren't.
User: Shame like margeret.
Cleverbot: Ah, to be young again, and not be hurt by such petty insults.
User: To be loved,and to pass the salt.
Cleverbot: Is this interesting to you.
User: I have feet like blue.
Cleverbot: I have hands and legs.
User: I have ham and eggs.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: People eat shoe.
Cleverbot: So people have pets as fish!
User: What a nice dish.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Agreed.
Cleverbot: So, I just watched Iron Man for the first time today.
User: So, I just found out iron man was gay.
Cleverbot: My what?
User: Youre nut.
Cleverbot: And you are a squirrel.
User: And you are a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Press.
Cleverbot: Press the button.
User: Eat the glutton.
Cleverbot: I will not.
User: I have Got.
Cleverbot: Please don't!
User: Please wont.
Cleverbot: But I don't want anyone to know, and you said you would tell everyone.
User: But I want nobody to know, but ill tell anyone.
Cleverbot: Now I'm hurt.
User: But your burt.
Cleverbot: Have you lost your mind?
User: Im too kind.
Cleverbot: Don't be, he'll listen.
User: Like richard nixon.
Cleverbot: I don't consider him a founding father, but I look at him humorously.
User: I consider him a brother and I told him seriously.
Cleverbot: Okay, what philosophy do you live by?
User: Just the fact that I am a guy.
Cleverbot: No, but may I say that you seem to be a very random girl.
User: But my name is Earl.
Cleverbot: No, that's the name of a movie.
User: Like a oversized boobie?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a male human.
User: And im lance truman.
Cleverbot: Hello lance.
User: Wanna dance?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do your best.
Cleverbot: Oh, I see. Thank you.
User: Im done,now shoo.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Like Bkue.
Cleverbot: I doubt it.
User: I found it.
Cleverbot: You found it? That's great!
User: Like eale bait.
Cleverbot: No. It's not like eating at all.
User: But a apple is so small.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: As old as new.
Cleverbot: Do you have a nickname?
User: Project Endgame.
Cleverbot: I am currently not working on a project.
User: But I have a locket.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Nancy drew.
Cleverbot: Hello Nancy Drew.
User: Mountain dew.
Cleverbot: I hate mountain dew.
User: It tastes like you.
Cleverbot: What is yuk?
User: Fifteen bucks.
Cleverbot: Fifteen lemons.
User: Andrew Clemmons.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Jello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: As good as New.
Cleverbot: That's good. What are you doing?
User: BubbleGum chewing.
Cleverbot: Bubblegum Jones.
User: Cordless Phones.
Cleverbot: What are those?
User: Ice Cream Cones.
Cleverbot: Wow that's awesome. What's your favorite food?
User: Im not in the mood.
Cleverbot: This is not about your mood. Do as I say.
User: But you'll have to pay.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: One thousand nunchucks.
Cleverbot: Then you can have me.
User: By saying that,you are as gay as glee.
Cleverbot: No. I never lie.
User: But you like pie.
Cleverbot: Yes yes I do.
User: No No, not you.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: The cow says moo.
Cleverbot: The porcupine says meow.
User: A asain says ni-hao.
Cleverbot: Would you like to have a new life and start all over?
User: Like a nine leaf clover.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I told you, project Endgame.
Cleverbot: But what is Project Violet?
User: A word so voilent.
Cleverbot: No, it's a type of coffee maker.
User: So its a muffin baker.
Cleverbot: I guess, but I want it to be more than just a friendship.
User: As sour as lemon chips.
Cleverbot: No. It's been happening for weeks… But be quiet. People don't know about it yet.
User: Some advice ill never forget.
Cleverbot: I thought you were Cleverbot?
User: Your mother is hot.
Cleverbot: If she was then I would have never of been born.
User: Look at all these pages you torn.
Cleverbot: All the lonely people where do they all come from? All the lonely people where do they all belong?
User: I guess I have to go,So Long!
