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1. Not really funny
2. Don't you dare try to copy the Cleverbot Fourm! That is AWESOMENESS!

When I saw this I thought it was the cleverot thread that I had missread and that I had posted a very faulty conversation in it…

@Dr. Octagonopus. i am not copying i just think of ideas!

Omegle conversation log
2010-08-08
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: HIIIIII\
Stranger: Sup 'namean?
Stranger: Yamsayin?
You: I NO SPEAK ENGLISHHHS
You: I CHINESE
You: CUM TO KILL U
Stranger: Oh well that's wassup
Stranger: Yeah I know.
Stranger: Mawfucka
You: KILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILKILLKILLKIILV
You: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stranger: This is exactly why I hate Asians.
You: FUCK YOU MOTEHE FUCKER BITCH DADDY O
Stranger: You are hip.
Stranger: Yo.
You: FUCKCUFUFF YOU
Stranger: Rude.
You: I KILL YOUR PESIDNET REGAN
Stranger: You're just bitter because of your small penis.
You: I AM FEMALE YOU FUCK ME I KILL
You: GO FUCK YOURSELF
Stranger: Hey dumbass clintons the president now.
You: YOU R SPY FOR US I KILL SPY
Stranger: I like stoopid
You: DIE DADDY-O
Stranger: I love you Asian lady.
Stranger: You sucky sucky?
You: POOP YOU
Stranger: I give five dorrra?
You: I NOT RUSSSIAN I AM PRUD CHINESE I LIVE IN HONGG KONG
You: I KILL SPY FOR AMERICA
Stranger: Hong Kong is in Japan, silly.
You: YOU LIE YOU STOOPID AMERIEN
You: I KILL YOU AND PRESIDENT REAGAN
Stranger: You're silly. Especially for a Korean :')
You: HOW DARE U I KILL YUUY
Stranger: Who is yuuy?
You: I KNOW WHERE U LIVE MUTHER SHITPOOP
Stranger: Where?
You: I WORK FOR GREAT GOOGLE IN SKY
Stranger: WHERE THE FUCK DO I LIVE?!?!?
You: I NO TELL U FLEE TO GREAT RUSSIA WHERE WE KILL U
Stranger: You are rude.
You: i bomb you
Stranger: Killing people is just bad manners.
You: FSACK YOU MOMSHITFUKWHORE
You: GOOGLEUM IS WATCHING U
Stranger: You want a handjob? Is that it?
You: HANDJOB IS WAT
Stranger: I will to stroke your penis with my hand.
You: U THREAEN MY COUNTRY FIRST MOTHER FUCKSHITWHOREDAWG
Stranger: You have happy ending.
You: FEMALE FUCKER
Stranger: Rub rub squirt.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: I give you runnin.
You: UR HOAM SEXUALY
Stranger: Yes. Me likey women.
You: GREAT OMEGLE KNOWS WHO U R
You: WE OWN OMEGLE
Stranger: Yes? Then who am I?
You: WE FINDS U IN PARK AND SLTISY THROAT
You: SQUIRT SQUIRT SHAKE

(next post)

(from last post)
Stranger: I seem to have forgotten my manners.
You: WAT MEEN U?
Stranger: I love you :')
You: FORGIVENESS IS TOO LATE
You: CONSEQUNECES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Stranger: I'll fist you if you don't kill me!
You: I COME AND kkILL U
Stranger: RUDE!
You: I TAKE PLANE TO LA
You: I FLY TO NEWMEXICO
You: I GO TO REAGANSHOSUEOTPOIA
Stranger: I live in new York dumb Asian.
You: I KILL U
You: I THEN FLY BACK AND KILLLO
You: DADDY0-O
You: I BE RWARED
You: I KILL
Stranger: I'll fuck you if you don't kill me. Preaseee!
You: I FUCK YOU FIRST
You: I RAPE YOUR SORRRRE MOUTH EYE
You: KILL
You: KIL
You: KI
You: K
Stranger: You can't rape. You're female.
You: I NO FEMALE
You: I FOOL U NO YES
You: I RAPE YOU\
Stranger: Yes, no.
Stranger: Okay.
You: WAT U EEN THIS YES NO?
Stranger: Rape me.
You: I FLY TO NEW YORK AND RAPE U
Stranger: I live in Texas, stupid.
You: THEN I CUM TO LA AAND RAPE THS FUHERE LINDSAY LEHAN
Stranger: She's in jail.
You: I FUCK HER
Stranger: Cocaine.
You: FUCKERWHOTESHIT
Stranger: 8===D
You: WAT MEEN TIS
Stranger: Penis.
Stranger: Look at it.
Stranger: It's a penis.
You: I CUT IT OFF
You: THEN U PAIN YES NO?
Stranger: Oh goodness!
Stranger: I pain. Yes, no. Yes
Stranger: No
Stranger: .
Stranger: Just kidding.
You: U DIE TOMOOROW
Stranger: U PAIN
Stranger: I'm deutsch.
You: I CUT YOU PENIZ THEN I EAT IT
Stranger: Wie heißt du?
You: WAT IS THIS
You: WAT MEEN U
Stranger: JA, AUF WIEDER SEHEN!!
You: YOU AARE GREAT GERMAN
You: ??
Stranger: SICH HEIL !!!
Stranger: JA
You: WE FREINDS WITH GREMAN GREAR
You: VIE HAIL;!
You: vIE hAIL
Stranger: WIE NOT VIE
Stranger: Dumb asian
You: WAT MEEN U
Stranger: You spelled it incorrectly, sirmadame.
You: FUK IT
Stranger: I like your style.
Stranger: You want a happy ending?
You: WAT MEEN U?
Stranger: I will jack you off.
Stranger: Tickle your pickle.
You: Hi
You: I am from ABC
You: My name is John Quintones
Stranger: Or in your case tootsie roll.
Stranger: Hello John.
You: We're doing an experiment called "What would you do?"
Stranger: Yes?
You: You're on live televeison
Stranger: It's interesting to me that you can't spell television correctly.
Stranger: John.
You: That's a msitake
Stranger: Really? And I suppose what you just typed was as well?
You: yse
Stranger: Ha. Quite a sense of humor there Johnny.
You: WAT MEEN U?
Stranger: Hehe ;)
You: WAT?
You: LOL WUT?
Stranger: 2
You: 3
You: 4
You: 5
You: 6
You: 7
You: 8
You: 9
Stranger: *
You: I KILL U
Stranger: Cock.
You: VAGINA
Stranger: ++
You: --
Stranger: =
You: !=
Stranger: {<€>}
You: G;L';';LK
You: L
Stranger: Loser. You have no friends.
You: NO I HAS U
You: U NO FIRNED
You: U LUSER
Stranger: Awww :'>
You: KIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: Die?
Stranger: Death!
You: lIFE
Stranger: I love you pen pal.
You: I DON'T LOVE ME
Stranger: That is sad.
You: I HAVE A VERY LARGE MIND
Stranger: And very small penis.
You: FUK U
Stranger: Hehe ;)
You: I KILL
You: U
You: NOW
Stranger: DO
You: RIGHT NOW
Stranger: IT
Stranger: PUSSAy?!!
You: GREAT CHINA CUM
You: BIG KOREAN COCK
Stranger: I swallow.
You: NO U CHOKE AND DIE
You: DIE
You: DIE
You: DIE
You: DIE
Stranger: DIE
You: DIE
You: DIE
You: DIE
You: DIE
Stranger: See, I'm helpful.
You: NO U DIE RUIDEE
Stranger: I'm a pornstar.
Stranger: My name is Lisa Ann.
Stranger: I'm a mild.
You: U HAS SEX FOR MONEY YES NO?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: No.
You: BOTH
You: ALL AT ONCE

(next post)

Stranger: Yeah boi.
You: WAT BOI
You: WAT MEEN U?
Stranger: Boy. Stupid bitch.
You: WAT MEEN BITCH WHORE?
You: U WHORE
Stranger: Whore, bitch.
You: ME BOTH
You: YES NO?
Stranger: I wish.
You: WHY WISH
You: WAY DAT
Stranger: Cuz I would rock your fucking world.
You: HOW ROCK?
Stranger: With cock.
You: I HAVE COCK
You: AND PIG
You: AND TURKEY
Stranger: We could play star wars.
You: I HAS AN EGG
Stranger: In a barn.
You: WAT STAR?
You: U AMERICAN OR GERMEN?
Stranger: You love star wars. Don't lie, you're Asian.
You: I KNOW LIE
Stranger: I'm both. And French.
You: I GRETA CHINESE
You: IM FRENCH TOO
Stranger: Really?
You: IM ASSANG
You: ASSANGE
Stranger: I'm actually Mexican.
You: I OWN WIKILEAKS GREAT
Stranger: I meant norwiegan.
You: I AMERICAN REAGAN
You: I EAT BEEF
Stranger: Reagan is dead.
You: WAT?!!!
You: REGAN DIE
Stranger: Don't insult my culture.
You: YES NO?
You: I NO INSULT
Stranger: Yes. Reagan die. Like 2 or 3 years ago.
You: I JUST KILL
You: REAGAN LIVE
You: GREAT AMERICAN LIE
You: U DIE
Stranger: I am great huh?
You: YOU LIE
You: YOU ARE LIAT
Stranger: I lie? I no lie.
You: YOU MOCKS MAI
Stranger: I'm not a lion.
You: WAT LION
You: WAT MEEN U?
Stranger: My furry wife.
You: WIFE? U CHRISTIAN?
Stranger: No.
You: GOOD
You: GREAT LIE GOD
You: CHINA IS ALL TRUTH
Stranger: Yes. God is a lie.
You: WE AGREE
You: CHINA IS GOD
You: YES NO?
You: IS U ALIVE TES NO?
You: I LEAVE IF NO ESPONSE?
You: I HAS TO KILL SPIES
You: I KNOW WHEER YOU LIVE
You: GOODBYE GREAT SIR MADAM GOD CHINA
You have disconnected.

Sorry this was so long! :) If it's too long, I am sorry. :)

Stranger: Hello.
You: Hi
You: FART BURP THROWUP
Stranger: I don't appreciate the mess you've made.
You: FART 1 MORE TIME BURPS 100000 TIMES DIVIDES BY ZERO
Stranger: WHY
Stranger: DID YOU HAVE
Stranger: TO DIVIDE BY ZERO
You: LOL
You: I'm using another person because i divided.
Stranger: Oh.
You: DIVIDES BY ZERO
Stranger: AGAIN?!??!
Stranger: COME ON
You: This is another pers-DIVIDES BY ZERO
You: Im trying not to divi-DIVIDES BY ZERO
Stranger: WHY WHY
Stranger: JESUS CHRIST
You: Im trying you strang-DIVIDES BY ZERO
Stranger: :|
You: Today is 12/21/2012!!! RUN FOR UR LIFE!!!!!!1
Stranger: It already is?
You: Yes
Stranger: OR am I talking to someone
Stranger: FROM THE FUTURE
Stranger: WHAT'S IT LIKE 2 YEARS FORM NOW OMG TELL ME
Stranger: From*
You: yes its the futur-goes to mars
Stranger: Heyyyy :(
Stranger: NOT FAIR
You: Hey im still on!
Stranger: Oh right.
You: These spartan chuck norris mutants will protect me.
Stranger: Ok so.
Stranger: OH AHHAH
You: Ok now i went to the year 3000! Hey theres Youtwitface.com!
You: Ok now its year 4050. IS THE FUTURE MACHINE BROKEN!?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

User: How about them niggers.

Cleverbot: I don't like them.

(Hes secretly a racist)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: heyy
You: horny?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: mmm
You: See me naked?
Stranger: m
Stranger: yes baby girl
You: two secs
You: …
Stranger: kay
You: http://tinyurl.com/MeSexyAndHorny
Stranger: fuck off whore!

See the picture. It is a funny.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: are you a milf
You: FEED ME
Stranger: ILL FEED YOU MY SHIT!
You: I EAT BIG BALLS
Stranger: AND I WANA EAT YOUR BALLS
You: BU I ANINT GOT NONE
Stranger: WELL I SUPER GLUE SOME ON FOR YOU
You: BUT YOU EAT THEM OFF
You: THEN I KUT U UP BITH WHORE
You: YES NO?
Stranger: brb i got empty our my giant shitsack.
You: THEN MY SUCK IT UP CHICKENN FAGGOT
Stranger: i think i have diarrhea.THIS COULD GET SERIOUS
You: I USED TO BUT I G AVE AT THE OFFICE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hey Sweatie Killer, this is not a cleverbot thread.

Stranger: hi
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 24 male california
You: sooo… i heard that theres this thing omegle did that made it able for them to put a sex offender warning. is this true?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: its on there now
You: O_o
Stranger: yep.
You: …
Stranger: why even try dude
You: this is bad…
Stranger: are u a sex offender?
You: yeah…
Stranger: why?
You: i thought her screaming no was a way of saying she wanted it.
Stranger: how old was she
You: 17
You: i was 22 at the time
Stranger: oh. raping isn't cool.
You: yeah… anyway… bye
this is mine btw.