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Ok so I run a Womans clothing store ( family) , and I meet people from all aspects of life.

I know a few people of all professions, a few bankers, etc etc, cough strippers.

So this stripper is hinting at sex..

And I think she wants to have sex with me what do?

The problem here is shes a close friend of my mom, and shes pretty nice you know, but its not exactly like you can open a relation ship with a striper your mom knows.

I want you to go back to 711chan.

It isn't?
Oh crap.

Eeeeh. Go to one of her shows, throw your drink all over her. And run.

Thats a good idea but she works in Nevada and lives in Utah.

>presses f5 in a lazy manner<
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiit a second,this isnt /b/

Shit…..

My reaction would be something like this.

okay sweatie if your not joking.
Your,what 16 17 years old?
just have sex with the stripper,for gods sake.

Actually when she applied shes hinting, she said I would might want to have sex at the age of 18, I somewhat a bit scared.

I was more like Nah I wont bother with that…

But she was persistent.

Stripper? Enjoy your aids.

God you guys are gullible, I must attract over 9000 sexy strippers a day.

@Sweatie, you attracted Jeane, that counts lmao

hurr werr gurr

Also Straight people cant catch aids, if that was true I'd get half the town sick.

Go ahead, the HIV is complementary…

I already have aids so bring it :3

@Sweatie
Go to Nevada. Hire a legal prostitute outside city limits.

I'd do this:

do her then slap her ass and tell her to gtfo before mom comes home…

(here comes the neg Karma)

@Kowlzer

>:O