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My english teacher just collected a paper i wrote and asked me sarcastically why i wrote it in heiroglyphics, saying my penmanship sucks.

Be grateful that she doesn't attach apply slips for macdonalds to your homework when she gives it back to you.

Not that that happens to me…

Be grateful that she doesn't come to class high and then proceeds to "lecture" by popping in a video and going to sleep.
Not that that has ever happened to me…

My english teacher is a guy.

Be grateful that your teacher doesn't throw a stapler at you if you talk too much.
Not that has ever happened to me…

My teacher told me he hated me in the middle of class.
My reaction:

Silly teacher. Maya hieroglyphics is artistic and complicated. That statement should be a compliment, not an insult.
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at least he doesnt join in on the class in making fun of you and then when you ask them to stop they send you to the office and as your walking out of class they chase after you and stop you to tell you to shut the fu$k up

not that, that happened to some kid in my class……

Pwnage.

I just made fun of some punk kid I teach in my English class, said his writing looked like hieroglyphics. He broke down sobbing, something like, "Everything on KYM thinks I make lame threads, now my teacher insults my handwriting".

Then he wet his pants.

@angrypwnzer

You should just hand in an assignment one day that are actual hieroglyphs. That way, your teacher would probably have nothing to retort back at you and you would have bragging rights against him or whatever whatnot. Then again, he'll probably fail you for that assignment but TECHNICALITIES.

at least you couldnt think of anything to write down for an essay and for a last attempt you just wrote the bel-air theme.

not like that ever happended to me, it happended to my friend…

Wow, I should be grateful that, in my days, I only saw pieces of chalk flying toward students.
Not that has even happened to me personally…

dude, i'm gonna draw the heiroglyphis for "Fuck You" on my next essay.
PS: He was referring to Egyptian Hieroglyphics.

Be grateful that your English teacher doesn't start playing an audiobook for the class and then go play on his iPad while ranting about politics, completely disregarding the students who listen to music all period and talk to their friends.
Not that that has ever happened to me…

Be grateful that he didn't turn super sayian and kick your butt.

In a couple minutes i'm gonna talk to him. what do i do?

Dance like an Egyptian.

Punch him then show him your dancing moves

Again. Dance like an Egyptian.

Just talked to him. I told him i was upset by his remark, that even though i pretended to laugh at his comment, i was deeply hurt.
He looks me in the eye and says:
I don't believe you.

and then his face went

Not really, but it was implied