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Everyone wants karma amiright? People will be whores for it, troll for it, and even suck up to an admin for it. That's why I developed a Karma Plan thread! Write a multiple step plan below for other low-karma users to incorporate into their thread life here on KYM… Anyway my plan below-
KARMA PLAN
1.Be Suiseiseki
2. Get Karma

Alternative, better plan:
1. Be Mellow.
2. Receive a lot of karma.

You forgot
3. ?
4. PROFIT!

1. Push button
2. Receive bacon

I believe it goes without saying.

Ex:
https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/just-for-fun/topics/7832-getting-krama

Step 1. Do not be Troll king
Step 2 Be mellow
Step 3 ????
Step 4 Krama

1. Leave
2. Come back
3. Make threads about leaving and coming back

1. Not be me
2. ?
3. Karma

1. I feel like i've seen this thread before?
2. something goes here
3. I'm sure I had another point but I forgot it
4. Screw it.

1. Say something offensive
2. End post with "Now I get krama raped for this…"
3. ???
4. lulz

1. Post Kittens
2. ???
3. Who really cares after that, cause hey, it's kittens

1.Wright a paragraph based on all the inside jokes you acumalated since you got here.
2.Ask the newfag to be funny and not just stupid.
3.???
4. KARMA METROIDS!!

1. Be Troll King
2. Get negative karma
3. Negative karma = positive karma
4. Problem karma?

1. Be Dane.
2. Upvote every single fucking post you make.

1. Post Orz.
2. Receive karma as pity.

1. Do what everybody else is doing.

1. Roleplay as a popular anime character.
2. Receive karma from fangirls and traps.

Huzzah some one other than me created a thread about me!

But it needs moar desu!!!

Inspired by Brett Favre?

Inb4 the desu appreciation thread.

Can we get some kupo in here?

My karma emitters are off the charts, Mr.SchizoJack sir!

People are getting really lots of karma.
I must have a post in this thread!

1. Make Karma thread
2. Make funny way to get karma
3. ???
4. Karma!

1. Karma

&troll;

1 Desu
2. Desu
3.Desu
7. Skip some numbers
8. spam
9. troll
34. (Not even touching that one)
11. forget original point
12. remember it
13. ?
14. pray for profit

Dear god another Krama thread? I feel like "Make a how to get to get Karma thread" should be on the list!

1) Come back from a short lurk
2) ????
3) Receive Karma

1. Make "How to Get Karma Thread".
2. ????
3. Get crazy amounts of karma, and profit.

You're welcome.

3. Post "1. Push button", "2. Receive bacon"

I thought I was the only one who noticed that! But then again, it is a bit obvious.

1. Be a Troll King
2. Gain instant disrespect

Fixed

Yet SchizoJack has received no karma for creating this thread. This may be a first.

1. Don't fail
3. Instant Karma

1. Be a kind person
2. Karma
3. achieve Nirvana

Has anyone else noticed that if you divide my krama by months-on-kym and then do the same to mellows, I have more. Soon I will usurp her title of the KYM KRAMA WHROE!!!

Uh oh. Do that exact thing to mine. BE SHOCKED AND EMBARRASSED.

You don't fucking count because you fucking upvote your fucking self on every single fucking post you fucking make.

Other people don't do this? Damn I didn't know. The first thread I ever saw on this site was this :https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/site-related/topics/7535-you-can-give-yourself-karma

1. Be a well respected member
2. Post funny/cute/awesome image
3. Include meme somewhere in post
4. ???
5. Profit!

I'm waiting guys…

Why the FUCK is everyone spelling it kRAma?!

Wyh teh fcuk si eryone spleling ti krama?

There was a thread called "kramawhroing" a while back.
The spelling stuck.

Whine, whine, whine. Nobody's stopping you from doing that to your own posts. I upvote my own posts--not every time, but when I feel like it. There's a vast Krama opportunity here people. If you don't take advantage of it, swearing at Dane isn't going to change anything.

This thread went downhill faster than me rolling down a hill.

This thread is going downhill faster than a bowling ball shot out of a cannon at 300 km/h towards the ground with no air resistence and an acceleration of 10m/s^2.

Physics. Fuck yeah!

I don't think so. She gets so much karma whoring she could write a book on karma whoring and call it the Karma Sutra

Okay, who downvoted that? You guys have no taste in lame puns.

I have taste. Plenty of it. I'm packed with taste.

I enjoy lame puns as well.

Well, orange you proud of yourself?