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Shut up. Nobody cares.

This Friday, on February 18th: I'm turning 15 years old and I demand that you hypocritical parasites post things you'd plan on buying/making me for my birthday. I'm not telling you what I want, I like surprises.

Start shopping.

I would give you your own nipples.

I will buy you a corset because you desperately need one.

The latest Justin Beiber album.

Two pieces of burnt toast and a rotten egg.

Oh ho ho! So you like surprises eh?

I want this jackass banned from my website.

Quick! To the Lingerie store!

Glad your enjoying your early birthday.

I was just discussing transgender issues and seeing as I am androgynous in my mind I would really like to be the same in terms of my body. I want that all the time it just seems to be at the forefront of my mind at the moment.

It'll be ready soon. Don't worry about it.

This thread is now about GLBT topics.

w00t! I <3 Bridget
Everyone post their gender identity and sexual orientation! Even if you are straight or Cis.
I'm a pansexual androgyne ftw

What the hell? That's fucking whammy.

Whammy?

Well this is fucking gay. Oh well. I'll play along. Straight Male. I have a girlfriend. Fuck yeah.

You rang?

No fucking whammies.

Ladies, get back on your knees.

I'm not getting jacked (Not this way at least).

I compensate for being a cisgender heterosexual by also being a necrophiliac. ('-' )

Repost to get things back in line FTW.

It’ll be ready soon. Don’t worry about it.

Oh I'm a necrophiliac too and that is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to my fetishes.

I don't know who that is, but please post moar of it.

>Go to Forums.

>Find this thread.

>This looks interesting, I might as well take a look at it.

>Under 30 Posts.

>Already about traps.

u liek gore porn?

Hell yeah I do!

Implying it has not been done in less.

Hey BZ.

My present to you is having your thread locked.

Happy birthday. Better luck next year.