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All the flowerpot thought as it fell was "Oh no, not again". If we knew exactly why it thought that we probably wouled know alot more about the universe than we do now.

I may be a sucker, but i'm no lollipop!

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
trololo.

You perceive, now, that these things are all impossible except in a dream. You perceive that they are pure and puerile insanities, the silly creations of an imagination that is not conscious of its freaks – in a word, that they are a dream, and you the maker of it. The dream-marks are all present; you should have recognized them earlier.

"A word to the wise ain't necessary – it's the stupid ones that need the advice." -Cosby

Chickity China, the Chinese chicken.

The game.

I̸͎̤̜͕͙̺͎͉̝̰͕͎̫̠͇ͣ͛̊̌ͬ͒̇ͥ͘͝ ̴̨̯̖̬̭̞̲͕̣̩͂̋͌̍͆̃͘sͪ̑͗͐̎̃͛͢͏͎̣̹̤͓͕̠̟̻͉͖̰͔͎̥͕͓͉a̶̛͗͗ͩ͐̃͛͐̃̏͏̫̫͓͇̗͇͎͝͡w̷̢̢̳̞͇̲̻̪̟̹̞͉̦̜̩̟̙ͨ̃ͬ̊̒͒ͬ̏̈̽̅͡ͅ ̧̪̻͈̩̞̺̺͓̘͇͊ͭ̽̈́̅͋ͩ͑͆͊̽͆̔͌̂̑̏̚͢͠ͅt̰̺̺̱͖̘̗̦̜̟͖͂ͧ̒̾̀̊͑ͥ̈́̓ͯͨ͆͋̀͜h̸̲̩̭͙̊̓͌ͣͯ͝i̸̸͓̤̖̳̦̱̯̥̦̦̋͋̅͛ͤ̕͢ŝ̡̻̺̤̘̣̯͉̻̠̩͙ͤ̓̒̿ͫ̿̿ͫ̎̏̈́̚͘͘͘ ̷̛̛̛̠̖̩͎̭̗̱͍̺ͯ͗ͯ̆t̀̒̽͆ͯͭ̅̃͋ͭ̉̇̋̐͛̏ͭ͜͏̬̖̝̱̯̬̥̮͙̹̤̜͓̻ͅh̴̴͖̪͕̭̟̗̭̩͇͕̜͙̬̋ͭͯͨ͆̓̐̌͐͌ͨͯͮͭ̈́͗̅̀͘ṙ̠̞͉͔̞̭̖̪̯̞̭̘̫̙͌̋ͬ̔̓͐̈̇̿̏̅ͫͮ́͘͜͠e̓ͨ̎̉ͥ̔́̄̍͌ͫ̚̚͜͏̵̢̙̞̫̭͔͕͚͔̗̟̼ͅͅạ̪̯̏̾͐ͣͩͭͭ̀ͯ̂͛̀̎̍ͦͦ͘͟ͅd͒͐ͩͪ̉͂ͨ͊͂̿͗̂ͫ̽̄̈͏̶̛͕̠̭̯͍̗̺̹̥̼̳̲͍̞̻̘̪̳ ̶̶̯̞̪̘͖͉̙̠͉͍͕̞̱̾̑͂̍̓ͤ̓ͧͩ͒̀͞͡á̝̼̞̙͍̟͉̺͍͉͈̳̘̥͎͚ͫ̾̈́͝͝n̫̯̥͈̤͓͍͓̙̭̮̫̞̮̯̥̦̺̋ͬ͑̈́͂͊ͧ̉̎̋͒͑̽̍ͤ͛̏̾̚͘͝͞ͅd̴̨̩͔͔̮̲̤̞̙̩̰̟̜̦̤͑ͤͩͣ̀͘ ̶̶̶̷̛̰̪̣̯͉̣̖̩̟͇̱̞̩̜̈ͩͥ̑ͬ̊ͯI̧͎̘ͥ̏͒̓ͣͪ̄͗͌͜͝ͅ ̴͕͔̜͍̦̟̪̙͖̯̺̖̹̯̺̫ͩ̑ͥͫ͛͊̍͒ͨͪͫ͛ͭ̏͘̕͝͞ț̶̯̣͇̬ͩ̇͊̅͋̎̈́̉̐̀̉̋ͯͪ̚͠h̓͋̍͆̎͗̿̉͟͏̸̢̹̹̗̪͖̰̞͇͡o̴̴̙̰̲̻͉̮̲̮ͥ̎̓͐͗̄̋̈̐̿͂ͬ̕ͅu̇ͤ̒̂͐ͥͦ́̚͏̛̣̝̫͖̬̯͓͍̞̬̮̬̻̕͢͜ͅͅg̩̹̗̭̼̻̺̳̥̙̩͔͚̮̹̎̉̍ͬ͌͂͋ͭ͑̉͐́͝ͅͅh̾ͪͫ͂͠͝͏̮̞͍̰̟̺͓̜͕̹͖̟ͅ ̱̫̟͕͉͖̬͎͖̠̟̟͕̞͍̳͑ͧ͛̑͊ͯ͂͂ͨͥ̿̔͋͋ͤ̇̕͘͟I̶̵̥̩̫͇̙ͯͭͩͥ̔ͣͣ͒ͭ̄ͣ́ ̛̑̇ͣ̌͊̂͘͢҉̤͙͈̣̗͠ͅs̸̢̤̭͓̼̻ͧͬͧͮ̌ͯ͘h̴̦̼̣͈͇̙͇̟̻͓͓̬̞̭̬̘̞͊̇ͮ̈́̑̾̓͂̾͢ͅͅo̧̰̤̞͎̗̗̩̬̹̪̗͉̝ͬ̇̑͑ͣ͊̐͆̓͊̀͠͞ų̩͕̺̼͚̦̹̬̒ͣ͛̇̎͂͌ͭͥͫͨ͗̍̉ͯ̕l̛̜̣̞̝̜͈̦̖͉̾ͤ̋̈̄ͪ̽͑͂̇̾̀̋ͬ̓ͪ̚͜d̶̖͓͇̻̝ͤ̎ͨ̾͗̀ͅ ̨̢̙̪̪̬̪̣͈̍̓̏ͮ̊̂ͪͩ̾̂ͮ͗̓̄ͬͪ̈͋̕c̢̫̦̜̬̣͎̩͎̰̯̣̼̬̱̭͖̱̜̅̔̓̓̀͂ͯ̐͒̾ͪͭͩ̍̈̌ͭ́̕͘ͅļ̵̼͚͎͓̥̣͚͙̘̙̣͉͍̱̾̓́̅̉͆̇̓̒̌ͣͦͯ̏́͝į̵̰͙̗͕̩͇̟̪͕̞͍͇̳͕͓̦̟̌̐͐̎̆̈́ͅç̼̯̳̼͛͐̎̑ͯͣ̅ͨ̉̏ͮͮ̅̄̑̿̎̚͝͝k̳̫̘̻̻̖̰̤̘̼͎̤̗͓̰͉̰̐͂̏͌͒ͥ͘͘ ̴̧͔̥̤̟̻͍̩͖̤̯̞ͣ̈́ͮ̒́̆͛͗ͥ̇̄̑̇a̵̰͎̫̻̱͍̤͉̯͚̼͈̘̮̤̪̯ͦͩ̾͐̓̈͗́ͪ̏̀̅̋́ͅń̶̹̻͓̖̣͖̇ͤ̉̾͐͆̃ͮ̍̏̓ͮ̂ͥ͆̅ͯ̕͟͡d͈͉̺̤͉͖̖̱̼̝̜̲̟̞̤͎̘̮̎̍͗ͣͧ́ͤͦ͋͒ͪͯ̚͠ͅ ̵̮̥͉̜͇͎̲͍̞͔̘͈̠̰̞ͥͨͨ̉̊̍ͩͥ͢͜͟͡p̛̮̩̲̯̯̈ͣͦͣ̊͑͋ͪ͐͐ͮ͐̓̃ͧ̌ͦ́̚̚͟ơ̯̞̬͇̰͎͙͚͍̫͕͇͍̩̻͎̲ͥ͆ͫ͛ͣ̅̇̾̃̽̄͑͢͡ş̴͚̯̮̲̩̣̰̱͋͋ͧͩ̓̅ͬ̓̍̏̈́̂̇ͮ̿̓͟͞t̴̨̜̱̮̼̻ͬ̓̎̑ͩ̐ͪ̇̓̿́̃͒̒͡ ̸̜̮̳͉̼̬͇̩̭̳̺͓͖̯͉ͦ̏́̈́̅ͧ̅͗̐̅̅̆ͭ͞͝o̷̴̡͇̠͈̖̤͍̗̟̮̬̟̹̖͕̠̱̣̓͑̃͊͞͞ͅn̸̯̣̩̠̹̗̖̦̳͈̮̤͗̐̏̔̏̒̽ͮ̇ͧ̂̍̑̕͡͞ͅ ̷̵̳̮̺͈͑̐̊̔͆̅̂̋͂̓̕͠ͅt̢͇̳̬̲̪̮̖͖̦͙͚̣͎̗͔͍̰͚ͦͩ̽ͧͩͪͥ̀ͪ̆̽̽͗̿ͨͭͫ͌̽͝h̵̡̞̺̹̰̟͕̝̲͉̬̰̟̳͇̟̹̳͚ͤͥͪ͑̋͆ͭ͂ͭͬ͑͛̿̏̓̑͜į̶̣̙̰̘͍̺̬̣̘̫̅ͨͩ͛s̙̮̺̖͔̗̺͎̤͉̦̑ͮ̋ͤ͒̀̀͜͞.̙̺̤͕̻̩̺͚̱͔̖̹͍͖̺ͯͣͧ͊́̉͆͗ͤͫ͒̆̐ͭ͆́͜

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk… Have at you!

Stop putting shaved chocolate in my mumble mumble mumble

Oh no, not the bees! Not the bees! Ahhhhhh! All over my eyes! Eyes! Blaaaarghhh!

You look like a fool with those buns.

Earlier today, I heard somebody say, "Oh, so that's what happened to my leg." I was confused.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Best reaction ever.

Grass grows, sun shines, birds fly, and brudda, I hurt people.

I like dick in my mouth.

The book can also be… A hat!

Carrot, do you think you could ever love a cripple?

It's not the fact that she looks like a cat, It's the fact that she looks like a cat and people still want to fuck her.

-Myself, on Midna from Twilight Princess

I who stand at the full light of the heavans command thee! He who opens the gates of Hell! Send forth Devine Lightning!
"Wait, IS THAT!?!
THIS ENDS NOW!!
INDIGNATION!
"NO! IMPOSSIBLE!"
Lightning Strike
"GAHHHH!"

The space pickle sat in a red boat.

There is no spoon.

here's your spoon!

Just here to pick up my purple spotted armadillo, I think I left it under your desk. It does like paperweights, you know, so if your missing a few tell me and I'll return them when I can.

Ill take a Potato Chip, AND EAT IT!

http://www.ubu.com/concept/racter.html

Sons of KYM! Of teh Internets!! My Brothers! My Sisters!

Look across the to ED! There you will see an army bred for a single purpose: to destroy the world of men. They will be here by nightfall.

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come, when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of Fellowship, but it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!

By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you, stand, men of the Memes!

Arise! Arise, Riders of KYM! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day… a red day… ere the sun rises!

Ride now!… Ride now!… Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending!

If it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead…

I am thou, thou art I…

Dude, that banana's asking for it.
Beat him down!

Ahem There's SAND on my boots!

If work becomes too overwhelming, remember, your gonna die soon.

I wish for my wish not to be granted.

Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiselled on your tombstone.

If there is evil in this world, then it lies in the hearts of men.

I'M HIGHER ON THE FOOD-CHAIN THEN YOU!
GET IN MY BELLY!!!

I can see it now.

Last year over 100 000 000 "I'm just browsing" 's were said.
30 000 000 gadgets such as cameras were picked up, fondled, then put back down.
95% of people go into shops, knowing that they will not buy anything.
Now think of all those people who don't have things, but have similar things. All the people who are just browsing through life.

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Everybody on this Earth came from their fathers' balls.

^^One of my favorite random quotes that I said in my lifetime.

Laa shay'a waqui'n moutlaq bale kouloun moumkine.

The wisdom of our creed is revealed through these words…

I'm like a snowstorm, I'll give you 8-12 inches and you won't be able to leave your house for 3 days.

I know what you're thinking, baby, and if I were to tell you, you'd think I was talking centimeters.

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait"

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark… and we're wearing sunglasses.

I once laughed so hard, pussy came out of my nose.