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give me 30 minutes and I'll fuck that card stand
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up.
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!
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problem officer?
reaverneon wrote:
problem officer?
Yes, you were doing over 9000 in a 35 zone.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
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