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Today was dissection day at school
At first i was all
"OHGODEWEWEWEWEWYUCKNONONONONO!!!"
But then i cut open the skull and saw the brains and for some reason i thought it was cool….
Until one of my lab partners started squeezing the specimen and the crap came out.
After seeing the small intestine, i am never eating ramen noodles again.

This thread is now about ponies eating ramen noodles.

The only things I ever dissected are a cow's heart, a worm (twice, once in Biology and then Zoology) and a squid.

I was going to dissect a nutria (It's a rodent of unsusual size), but after the class smelt the last classes dissection we all evacuated.

yeah…pig fetus stinks too

Eats noodles. Sees thread name. Continues eating.

Vomit.

I've dissected 2 cats, 1 squid, 3 sharks, 2 pigs, 1 pig fetus, 1 frog, (lost count) worms, 1 dog, 1 sting ray, and 1 human corpse.

I recently dissected a squid. The guy at the marine center said it was sushi grade, and actually completely edible. I smiled and said, "Really?!" My wife scowled at me and said, "Don't even think about it." Darn, but ika is so expensive…

Goddamn dawg that sounds sexy.

But the most important question:

"Was it delicious?"

I had some on a taco today.

I did the pig dissection a few years back.
Wasn't too bad, actually.

I dissected a Salmon once, tons of tiny lampreys were nesting inside of it.

Next up is the Know Your Meme Community BBQ Buffet! Bring whatever meat you can, we'll cook it anyway!

I only got to dissect pig-hearts in school :C

Damn you sweden and your low economy schools!

I've dissected a frog, a squid, and some other crap recently. I also dissected a lamb's heart in like 5th grade or something. When I was dissecting the frog, I was telling my lab partner how much I loved cutting things up and he talked about how my cutting the frog up gave him a boner. Awkward conversations FTW!

Does an owl turd count?

They're not turds. They cough it up after it bunches together in their first stomach. That's 5th grade biology pal!

I've decided to share this story, not because it's about dissection, but because it's tangentially related to several posts in this thread.

Back when I was sixteen, I was eating at a seafood restaurant. I had this combo platter with various things including oysters. I was sitting there chowing down on these oysters and thinking how delicious they were, and when I speared my fork through the next oyster,…it flinched.

Yeah, oysters are not only served raw, but often still alive, and I actually knew this. Somehow I had assumed that they couldn't feel anything, who knows why. I put down my fork, turned to my dining companion and said, "Hey, guess what? I just realized I'm a vegetarian!" And indeed, I didn't eat meat for about a year afterward.

Well I've drawn a dead person. BEAT THAT!

Ive animated a dead person.

Undead kitteh
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How is that beating me?

Look Daniel, it may be my job to latch on to the Cutest Girl in the thread and defend every single thing they say like a white knight, but Karny's got you beat there.

Zombies trump the dead every time. Throw in the fact that its a zombie kitteh and I think that puts my post ahead.

I remember that! I found this wicked awesome looking bird skull, and a rat's skull. Don't wanna know how the bird skull ended up in the owl, though…

Never dissected anything :D
Never want to! :D

This thread is now about pet rocks.

I once saw a bunch of dissected oranges in a store, of all places. They were on a stand and there was a sign that said Free Samples. I'm never going to the store again.