SO I WAS LIEK "I HEARD THAT OASHFIUABAHIUSVHWIEUOHV WAS ALL AUFVHSIVHJSIUKLH WITH AUSFHIKAWHBIKDUAW AND IT WAS LIEK CRAZINESS" AND THEN CHICKENS CAME AND RANSACKED RUSSIA, BUT THE GREMLINS DROVE THEM BACK TO NEPTUNE, HOME OF CARDBOARD BLANKETS, AND THEN THE COWS CAME AND LAUNCHED NUCLEAR DIRT AT GERMANY, AND GERMANY WAS ALL LIEK "UFHSUIKGVAIEGHAUIGVYUAWEGVKFEGVYUSGVUKYSGVIKUSGVKAWGY" AND THEN CHINA WAS ALL LIKE "SVHUASIKVUHAISEULRHVAIOULVHAIEURHVIAELUHRVAEILUFHVL" AND THEY LAUNCHED THEIR GRAVITATIONAL KANGAROOS AT BRITAIN, AND THEN BRITAIN WAS LIKE " I SAY! " AND THEN THEY LAUNCHED TEA AND CRUMPETS AT AFRICA, AND THEN AFRICA EXPLODED AND THEY WERE REALLY ANGRY. AND THEN LIKE MARS LOOKED AT EARTH AND EARTH WAS LIKE " DON'T LOOK AT ME! THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME THIS IS ABOUT NEPTUNE! " AND THEN NEPTUNE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE NEPTUNE IS A PLANET. THEN THE SUN DECIDED TO EAT SOME PANCAKES SO HE DID AND THEY WERE MODERATLEY BURNT SO THEY WEREN'T SO GOOD. AND THEN LIEK ANDROMEDA WAS LOOKING AT US AND HE DIDN'T APPROVE BUT WE DIDN'T REALLY CARE BECAUSE ANDROMEDA IS LIKE 938746193876498462943694693617946398126294139461239469126912836741896293764138916497246389 KERJILLION PARSECS AWAY OR SOMETHING SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER THAT MUCH SINCE HE CAN'T REACH US. AND THEN WE EXPLODED. THE END.