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So I decided to copy what the original imaginary wars did. So: The Idea is, we tell a story of world war III. I start, the rest of you continue. Mkay? Simple. First off: Russia and America blow each other up with nuclear ICBM's. From there…….

Zombies, Zombies everywhere!

Every survivor has gone batshit insane

The zombies in Japan have become insane zombie ninjas.

Okay, now: The zombies and the crazy survivors start a war with the surviving population. The surviving population is: Most of the middle east, Australasia, Westernmost Europe, and South America and Southern Africa. So, the Middle east launches their own nuke at the zombies and insane survivors:

This does what to them?

Unfortunately, on the way the missile accidentaly hits a small duck.

and he is now a space duck!

Yes, Space Duck!

He now devotes his life to fighting the zombies and the crazies with however few survivors there are left!

Space duck?

Space Duck!

Now with the failed nuke blast in the air, the radiation particles are carried by wind and are scattered all around Australia.

And now the whole world looks like something outta Fallout.
Fortunately, Death The Kid, Moargun, and Ashbot had the foresight (and the paranoia) to build an underground bomb shelter the size of Florida, and gives the survivors a bunch of antipsychotic pills made of tigerblood and adonis dna

"Fortunately, Death The Kid, Moargun, and Ashbot had the foresight (and the paranoia) to build an underground bomb shelter the size of Florida"

Under my house. Since I live in Florida.

Now the survivors have been transformed into super species of humans, that can jump 10 feet in the air and survive without food and water for 3 weeks.

But soon, all of the supplies in the underground shelter starts to vaporize for no apparent reason and so the survivors must traverse this post-apocalyptic wasteland.

This is how i see WWIII…

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There better still be hot girls living.

The only female survivors were Liza Minelli and Joan Rivers.

So yes! Yes there are!

Dammit.

"like something outta Fallout."
Does that mean i'm gonna kill a hooker, break my own legs, and get addicted to various drugs? Cause that's the last thing I did on a fallout game…

And they were so ugly, everyone died. The end!

DUN DUN DUN….. Then, Australia launches off all of it's nukes….. Against itself. Australia becomes super-iradiated and starts melting. South america, the only surviving continent, sets up super defense procedures to stave off all of the destruction.

Wait, what happened to Europe? We're still alive at the moment.
Europe, annoyed at being forgotten (LIKE ALWAYS), gathers up all it's survivors and packs them in kickass biosuits. (Think like the Big Daddy's from Bioshock. We're all wearing those.)
They set off to conquer what's left of the world.

As far as I can tell, only the U.S., Russia, and Australia have been destroyed.

Then, a nuke that failed to launch is discovered by them. Sadly, they set off the nuke while trying to de-activate it. Big explosion:

The entire European army is turned to vapor.

Did you just destroy two whole continents in two moves? 0_0

What else is there?

Africa?

Spoiler alert: China Dies.

Yes. Let me show you why:

That right there is what destroys a continent.

Perhaps. But there is one thing that it can't destroy:

That's right. You thought Australia was gone? Think again, Taz just straight up swallowed that thing and belched it out like a….. belch.

Aaaaand then Taz gets kerploded with a Space laser:

Natsuru somehow survived all the explosions by hiding in a refrigerator. "Holly Shit its fucin nuke bullet hell out here!" "Noooo! That's impossible! You can't survive a nuke blast by doing that-!!" Said a bystander before getting nomed by a zombie. "I survive the earth blowing up every 2 weeks on this website, this is nothing!" Natsuru responded.

Natsuru ran though the zombie hoard like a ninja, before unexpectedly crashing into Death the Kid and Ashbot "Oh hai!"

Crux survived everything by hiding behind a coke machine. He then ran through a Colosseum filled with landmines and tigers. He then jumped over a shark and ran to a ninja who helped him warp to the nearest survivor, which was Death the Kid.

And then Aliens came and shot earth with a 10000000000000000 Giga-ton missile. The earth died-ed. The end.

China… dies?

That's against the rules isn't it?

Screw the rules, he has bombs!

I have only one rule: Break the rule, and get shot with a nuke:

Now, I'm not sure how you break this rule to get shot with a nuke, since the rule just says that if you break it you get kerploded, but if you do, you better watch out.

And Hercules says: "F**k this, I'm going to PonyLand."
Then he opens a portal only to discover ponies riding Pop-Tart Cats, wielding lasers, railguns and RPCs.
"Oh Sh*t."

Are you obsessed with nukes and war or something? Whatevs.

Pulls out shotgun

Time to pwn sum n00b zombies.

Caps comes spinning out of bed when he notices the whole world has gone to hell, the house is in shambles, and their are tons of zombies everywhere. He found a person that looked like he survived the explosion, but the paranoid survivor turned around tried to attack him. Everything was a blur during that moment, but when vision was clear, the crazed survivor lied dead with a bullet through his head. There, Caps met someone he thought he has seen before. He started out "Hello, my name is Death Kid….."

SilverMonGoose awakens after being knocked out a 2×4 that hit him in the head. He gets up out of his hazmat pod and finds himself on a small piece of floating land that had been dislocated from a mainlands of Florida after many nuke blasts. The floating island is heading for the coast of South America, and he sees Dane fighting off zombies with his shotgun close to the shoreline. SMG then pulls out his AA-12 and starts giving cover fire for Dane.

Luckily for DrPepperfan, he was on vacation in Antarctica at the time of the war, so he avoided the Nuclear decimation of Europe. Hopping on a speedboat, he set's off for the nearest continent to help the survivors, (checks map), in South America.

Tht Gy is lost on an uncharted island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. After seeing a blinding flash of light just about every other day, he decides he has no intentions of leaving anymore.

Edit: Although he's really pissed off that he can't get internet on uncharted islands.

Meanwhile, Hercules run all the way to find his ultimate weapon to fight the war-ponies: Mikoto.
Yep, it's Mikoto the Human Railgun.
But instead of firing a blast at the lame-horses, he throws her over onto the crowd.
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
"That nuke would finish them off."
LOL WUT?
However, after all the dust has settled, he is surprised to see some of the ponies who survived the blast. One of them, blue-coloured and with rainbow mane, yells: "THIS IS STALLIONIA!!!"
Hercules: "Stallo-what?"

Drpepperfan waves to Tht Gy as he passes by him, and spots the shore coming closer. He notices SilverMongoose and Dane firing at a hoarde of zombies, so speeding up, he launches the speedboat towards the crowd of the zombies, jumping off at the last minute before it hiits them. It was totally hella cool. All three survivors then start using the boat as a barrier to hide behind while they continue shooting.

Meanwhile ashbot is chillin inside the sun. If the earth hasn't exploded yet, then it will soon.

Wait, I think they were just trying to rob the Rolex store with that nuke…

Your a guy?