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Anyway, meanwhile: I have no idea how we are all still on earth since the Aliens shot it with a one billion whatever giga-something missile. But let's just take what we've got and roll with it.

Meanwhile, Death The Kid planned to launch over 9000 nukes to sink chunks of land into the ocean, so that when viewed from space, the earth would look perfectly symmetrical

And with the increase of heat in the Earth's atmosphere, the Polar Ice Cap are now starting to melt at a rapid rate, now DPFan, Dane, and SMG or anyone on low ground must find higher ground before everything is flooded.

But the problem is, There is so much smoke in the air that the world is freezing because of blocked sun. The warm air and cold air are colliding and creating windstorms that blow everyone away all the way around the earth many times over. What will be do? HOW WILL WE SURVIVE?

Everyone then looks up to the sky, and with one mighty beam, fires their lazorz at the sky, and somehow stops the world freezing and global warming problems. but now video games characters have become real! and now the covenant along with nazis and the koopa king's army invade the world.

RUN!!!!!!!!!!11

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But wait! There's no need to fear, Yakov is here!

Plan B: Fly away.

Thanks dawg, saved my ass.

Pulls out RPG

Fuck yeah. We have now killed all of the local zombies in that area. We know return to Dane's old destroyed home in Washington D.C. and kill a couple zombies, then head into the same underground bunker Obama is in. We break down the 12-foot thick metal door and come in like total pimps. "WAZZUP BARACK?!?!"

Then this happened

Natsuru ran from Death the Kid as soon as he whipped out the nukes. "Your fuking crazy man!" She said while jumping though the hoard of zombies away from him, before crashing into Dr.Pepper fan & Co.

They turn around to see another nuke heading toward them. "Don't worry guys!

All of a suddon..

record scratches

YANNI SHOWS UP AND FINDS THIS VERY DIFFICULT TO MASTERBATE TO!!!

Natsuru then hits Yanni with Indignation.

Every time you masterbate, god kills a kitten! SO DON'T DO IT MOTHERFUCKER!"

Meanwhile, Tht Gy thinks it would be a good idea to build a bomb shelter on his island even though nobody would have any reason to launch nukes at him and no one has died of radiation in this story yet. Anyways, he just happens to know how to build a shelter and just happens to have the materials for it laying around. Maybe now he can get internet.

Meanwhile: RussianFedora launches a Nuke at Tht Gy's island, the MLP Ponies get radiation sickness, and Yakov Smirnoff destroys every zombie in Russia with one Russian Reversal:

In America, you beat egg

In Soviet Russia, egg beat you.

Luckily, Tht Gy had a bomb shelter built before the nuke hit but no island is left and he drifts to Antarctica, where he stays in the heated bomb shelter because it's too damn cold outside. In the massive amount of time he has, he contemplates how to convert his bomb shelter into a submarine (If only he could Google it).

And then, a Russian Reversal inspires Hercules.
"In Soviet Russia, humans beat zombies."
He opens another portal: this time to Soviet Russia.
However, he gets squished by a tank rolling down the street.
"F**k."

The while in D.C., SMG and Dane discover a secret military full auto Rail Gun, and use it to blow up any income nukes before they get into Earths atmosphere. But the massive noise that the Rail Gun produced trigger a hoard of hundreds of zombies to run for D.C.

Dane: We got zombies heading in from the West! No the East! Aw sh(Beep) they're comin' from everywhere!

SMG: Use the Rail Gun!

Zombies are taken out by tens from the Rail Gun's power! and trim down the hoard to about two hundred zombies or so.

DPfan: We have the upper hand! Keep firing!

Rail Gun: BWAM BWAM BWAM BWAM BWAM tic tic tic…Tic tic tic…Tic

Dane: I'm out of ammo!

Everyone: (Shiz bricks)

Death The Kid laughs maniacally.
"You cannot grasp the true form of perfect global symmetry!!!!!! Muahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!"

Also the nuke blast that occurred after the nukes were shot in space was enough to shred Death The Kid's space base along with him inside.

Hercules looked up at the light in the sky and said:
"Death cannot die, he IS Death."
By now he has convinced the Soviets to lend a hand against the war ponies.
Thus he launched the Soviets' super weapon: (not another) nuclear missile.

And then Death The Kid flies down on his badass skateboard THAT FLIES and mutates all the zombies so they are all obssessed with symmetry. But just when he thinks his OCD zombie army will protect him, something is awakened by the nuclear radiation, and…..

ASURA APPEARS. GODDAMN FUCKING ASURA

But then the nuke Hercules launched hit Asura. He died.

But then the nuke Hercules launched hit Asura. He died.

And then RussianFedora, now crowned super ultra awesome high emperor Tsar of Russia, becomes 100% obsessed with Nukes and starts firing them randomly around the earth. Meanwhile, Mars is watching all this kaplosioning taking place and says: " Yeah, that's what happened to me. Now I won't be forever alone!".

Russia is already destroyed. Thus, you cannot become a emperor of a destoryed nation with no one living in it. Thus, your argument now renders invalid.

But Dane forgot Hercules opened a portal to Soviet Russia.
"In Soviet Russia, Segue (Segway) rides you."
Crickets chirp as Hercules muttered that line.
"Man, that wasn't even funny." A soldier said.

Meanwhile, Yakov Smirnoff, who is still obliterating zombies, senses a threat to the Russian Reversal coming from Hercules. He contacts RussianFedora to launch a nuke a Hercules, but RussianFedora sternly denies. Yakov Smirnoff launches a lightning bolt at Russia, cause a super-kerplosion that annihilated all of RussainFedora's nukes. RussianFedora then hops on a plasma-powered spaceship that he told the Russian scientists to create, flies to Mars' top secret Russian space facility, and watches earth explode from a safe distance. (Oh yeah, and @Tht Gy: The Russian space station has Internet).

Out of the smouldering ruins that was supposed to be Earth, two figures rose.
Yakov in his Smirnoffinator mech and Hercules.
Hercules: "F**k this. I'm going to Abbottabad."
About the same time, the others woke up from some weird a** concussion-induced slumber.
Hercules: "Man, this game rather sucks. Who wants some pizza?"
Others: "Yeah/ Count me in/ Me too…"
But then Hercules noticed an absence. He stayed silent for a while, then yelled at the sky like a fricking madman: "RUSSIANFEDORA WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU (censored for excessively loud profanity)"

At Mars.
RussianFedora was enjoying pizza in the Russian base.

Yakov suddenly remembered something:
"In Soviet Russia, Mars base you."

Hercules: "What does that mean?"

Yakov: "The Soviets didn't build a Martian base."

A time paradox suddenly appeared on Mars.
RussianFedora: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
By the time he woke up, he was back on Earth. An Earth that was virtually untouched, like how it was before the war. But he looked to the sky as Martian UFOs came in the hundreds.
"Oh Sh*t."

Then he saw Hercules standing in front of him.
"Hell. It's about time."

And then john was a zombie.

Ashbot died.

The Martian UFOs fired energetic laser-plasma electricity beams at Earth, destroying both of the stockpiles of nukes of both America and Russia, hoping to stop the destruction of earth and inevitable paradox from happening. But, since they destroyed the nukes, both Russia and America exploded in a hellish fireball of destruction. Earth returned nearly to the way it was when the war started. The Aliens then bailed (Sissies) And went back to Mars. Sadly, they all crashed and exploded their spaceships, blowing up Mars. The strange thing about this though, because of a paradox, Mars became Earth, and Earth became Mars (Luckily with atmosphere still intact). RussianFedora then yelled: "****** THAT ****** WITH ****** AND ****** MARTIAN ******* ******* ****** AND ******* ******* ****** ******* WITH A RAKE!".

And then Goku went super saiyan and beat the poop out of every body.

And then The Game exploded for making short posts that are irrelevant.

And everyone died. The End.

Credits:
Everyone as their d*mn a** selves… BLA BLA BLA…
Copyright none left (persumably destroyed by the aliens)

Madagascar is invincible!
Every single attempt to destroy or damage it will be totally invalid.

(See SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING)
kthxbye

To all who participated in this thread-

End Credits music:

Or:

Or Quite Possibly Even:

You guys really want to kill this thread, don't you?

I'm tempted to embed yuispeedcorning.swf here

I suspect it 'tis be an undesirable motionised painting inlaid upon this artificial light-creating tablet.

Wait, it's over already? That was fast. Looks at wasteland WOA! The planet actually survived this time! I am-!!

I spoke too soon.

Blame That Guy. He said everyone died. I was just going with the flow.

BUT WAIT! we all re-appear. On Neptune. Let's go from there.

So the dudes were on Neptune. Suddenly,

A wild hipster mermaid appears!

Deep in the heart of Neptune sits a shadowy figure. With scary shiny glasses. And the folded hands of Gendo.
And nukes. Moar nukes. Lots of nukes.
"All part of my plan.."

Drpepperfan just sits there on a rock. Drpepperfan has no idea if they're alive or dead. Drpepperfan has no idea what just happened. And Drpepperfan is certainly not gonna move until he get's some answers.

RussianFedora then explains to Drpepperfan what had happened, gives him a nuke lanucher to cheer him up, and gets on a spaceship, because he really doesn't want to be part of the inevitable nuclear war.

"WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"