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Ok im gonna start off a fictional story and the rest can finish it off: Once there was a great ocean liner called the S.S Internet on board was all the fictional and non fictional internet memes and celebs on the ship crossing the ocean. The first few days are nice but the sea becomes stormy…and its to late to head back or turn a different direction. They head for the stormy seas of the Bermuda Triangle…..

And thus, 50 cent rides by on his $10 million speedboat, stops. And with a look of confusion…suddenly condescendingly smirks and speeds off, splashing water in your face.

All of a sudden, the Y U NO guy heads to the captain and asks, "Y U NO Anchor down?"

The captain was one who was of great importance. He was born in west Philadelphia, and on the playground is where he spend most of his days, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool and all, shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin' trouble in his neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". He whisteled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything he could say that this cab was rare, but he thought, "NAW FORGET IT YO HOME TO BEL AIR!" He pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and he yelled to the cab, "YO HOME SMELL YA LATA!" He looked at his kingdom, he was finally there, to sit on his throne as the prince of Bel Air.

The Captain then said “COME AT ME BRO”, to the Y U NO guy. Y U NO guy did, and he got curbstomped.

Meanwhile back on the ship quarters…

Eli Porter passed out lyrics to his new song. But everyone was like, ಠ_ಠ and said TL:DR.

Little did they know there was a disturbance on these murky waters…

Leader of CATS appears

All your base are belong to us!

…Then the 1st Mate was like "o rly:"

"Ya rly", he responded.

At this particular moment, Shit Just Got Real….

As they were both conversing they were to busy to notice they where heading for a giant whirl pool which…..

Was actually Shoop da Whoop. He went all "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH" And "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" All up in they faces and it was crazy bro…..

All teh passengers cryed out of their Steve Buscemi eyes as if they shared the pain of Karate Kyle.

But… a serious question was to be pondered… and a young male in a red shirt took his stand…

"Um, Hello? I have… I've just finished reading the shattering yesterday. And I noticed something..

It said that Falstad Wildhammer was going to be on the council of 3 hammers….but,

In the beta it's Kurdred Wildhammer, and Falstad is not in the game at all…

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?"

Meanwhile, Natsuru sat below deck drinking soda, when a random Cloud cosplayer walked by. Smileing deviously, Natsuru triped the poor fellow, causeing him to drop his 15ft sword into the ground with a echoy chunk. Water started to leak. "Oh shit… Don't pull that sword out dude or else the ship will sink…" Said Natsuru exiting stage right.

Then RussianFedora was tricked again by Natsuru's avatar, thinking it was a doctor stripping. He looked closer, then remember it was some chick with a tail dancing. He grumbled and got on an emergency boat.

Then Ashpony broke into song. Eventually two other users joined in.

Which one are you?

I'm the one who fucked a mermaid!

anyways..as this was all happening the ocean started the bubble up like crazy everyone looked over to see what was….

Enter Heavy Lobster Guy, who proceeds to trip over the sword.
Ripping it out of the deck.
"Owwwwww… ooooooh~!"
He picked up the sword and began swinging wildly, decapitating the Cloud cosplayer, oblivious to the inevitable flooding.

The SMG crashed in though the top deck in his rocket shoes and into the lower deck where everyone was. "HAI GUIZE! You guys got any food around here? Which now it begun to rain, which also made the ship fill up with water quicker because of the whole in the ceiling

"OH GOD!" Heavy Lobster Guy yelped, and swung at SMG.

SMG uses his awesome reflexes to dodge the sword right at the last second. (Eff yeah Mongoose pwnage.)

".. You're quick! Let's go wreck the ship >:D"
He proceeds to chop up the deck.

Then Death The Kid breaks in screaming "WHERE THE F*** IS BLACK* STAR!?!? I"M GONNA KILL THAT ASYMMETRICAL SON OF A BITCH!" and starts shooting up the cabins hoping to scare Black * Star out of hiding…which is odd because Black * Star couldn't hide and keep quiet to save his life….

(At this point we're just trying to kill everything, aren't we, guys?)

(no doy!)
Death The Kid saw Black * Star, unsurprisingly, showing off at the top deck.
Kid leveled the Death Cannons at him.
"Die, motherfucker."
Black Star stared at the size of the Death Cannon.
"Are you compensating for something?"
Kid's face turned red with rage.
"'Overcompensating?' This is coming from the guy who constantly talks about how 'big' he is."

Then SMG uses his Thompson SMG <lol To shoot a circle form around Black Star, which cuases him to fall to the bottom deck before DTK fires his canons. Black Star lands on a sack of potatos that breaks his fall.

Black Star: Hmm, that was fun. Better get the frigg outa here! (BlackStar begins running to an undisclosed location.)

SMG: Let the chase begin! (Runs to another undisclosed location.)

RussianFedora-cum-Zoidberg (Inb4 perverted jokes) Just sits in his little life raft, watching the ship tear apart. He decides to find an apartment under the sea, and after a few quick negotiations, he finds a medium-sized apartment with low rent and nice neighbors. He fits in perfectly, and lives happily ever after. Until he sees a ship sinking towards him.

Kid could hear Zoidberg start complaining that the rent was too damn high. He was lying though.
Kid shrugged, and continued to hunt down Black Star.

Drpepperfan just sits in the canteen eating a curry, when all of a sudden, Black Star burst in! However, Drpepperfan has never seen Soul Eater, and thus has no idea who it is, so he turns back to the curry. It's a seriously good curry you guys.

Then SMG pops up from behind the counter wearing a chefs hat.

SMG: Why thank you!

Then right after, DTK burst in though the doors with a AK-47 in his hands and mean look on his face. Black Star jumps out of a rather perfectly placed window out to the poop deck. Seeing DTK, SMG pulls out his Thompson again and starts unloading bullets straight at him.

SMG: THINK FAST you SUNUVA MOTHER DUCK!

and so sonic learned that he blows ass because all he has is that crappy ass spinning airstrike move that sucks balls.

All the passengers on the deck of the ship are starting to panic. A man runs by in the rain with an ice-cream, a chubby little girl with bubbles runs for safety and a man is yelling at everyone to hide their kids, hide their wives, hide their husbands.
So as the captain and crew discus what to do next a man runs in screaming "let's do this. LEEROY JENKINS." and he takes the helm steering strait into the storm.

This just adds to the ciaos. btw the battles on the ship and the storms people run in confusion not knowing what to do. The ship already being partly damaged mean the pet room containing Tumblr beats and bunchies, door was broken down. The animals started running about. The tumblbeasts ran to the ships main controls. Eating the equipment to help stare and control the ship. The ships controls sparked and started to malfunction..now there was no way of staring the ship away from the upcoming storm. The ship was full of battles flooding and now heading for a hurricane like storm….

As Derpy Hooves was flying to the ship to deliver a letter, the battles on the ship made Derpy forget that a letter needed to be delivered. So, after crashing in the cafeteria, there were muffins and curry everywhere. DrPepperfan then looked up at Derpy, then went back to eating curry. So Derpy decided to start small talk with DrPepperfan as a firefight was going on behind them.

Dane is just chillin', sippin' dat purple drank, just not giving a shit to whatever is going on around him.

Plastic Spork's boat is also hit… He's trying to use his spoon potion of him to scoop the water out. not fast enough

Now that I'm gonna either die of drowning or starvation I'll never get to write my novel.
Too bad, cuz it would have been a cool story bro

All the sudden as the ship starts to sink more and there all this commotion Keyboard cat takes out his keyboard and starts to play the "sinking Titantic song" Sad Keanu sits on a deck chair while eating a sandwich and listens to the sad tune Keyboard Cat plays…

As SMG unloads his Thompson he realises he was shooting at a cardboard cut out of DTK.

SMG: LOLWUT?

SMG then makes his way up to the top deck to find all the chaos. And sees the approaching storm.

SMG: This is gonna be a looooong night.

Kid-kun began to look at the wreckage.
"IT'S NOT SYMMETRICAL!!!"
Kid's Sanzu lines (the lines in his hair) wrapped the rest of the way around his head (they do that when he's about to kick major ass.)
"MUST…DESTROY…"

Meanwhile…at the very bottom of the ship where all the barnacle's live….

The entire ship started to tip backward as water filled in. Natsuru waded though the water untill reaching the elivator, but then realised that it was out. Takeing the stairs Natsuru bumped into Black Star running down. "Oh! Sorry." They said passing each other. "You don't whant to go down there, water is filling up." "A watery death is better than the alternative." "Really? Life boats arn't that scary." "WHATS CHASEING ME IS!!!" "Oh… well… have fun dealing with that." Natsuru said walking away.

The ship sailed into a random whirlpool conveniently located in a underwater minefeild.

While complaining that the rent is to damn high, Zoidberg notices Spork violently flailing like a Nibblonian being shot with Antimatter (LOLWUT?) And swims up from is too damn expensive apartment to save him. He attaches his mouth to Spork's and supplies him with continual oxygen. Spork was very surprised when he awoke…..

the ship thats to spin in a big circle while filling up with more water. The passengers starts the got tossed around,flying about. Everything on the ship starts to slide backwards. Cris Crocker looks up to the stormy sky and then the whirl pool and cries. LEAVE THE SHIP ALOOOOOOONNNNNEEE WHAT DID WE EVERY DO TO YOU!!!!!!!!! LEAVE! THE! SHIP! ALOOOONNNEE WAAAAHHHHH!!! Troll face walks out with his big grin,holding a calculator. I glance at it realizing he divided by zero!!! and thats why we headed for the stormy Triangle in the first place!! I angerly toss the calculator overboard…but it was to late we were all doomed….

The ship exploded in several places as it wildly spun around. Natsuru quickly cast a spell that closed all the outside hatches and sealed them shut, and the ship sunk into the bottom of the ocean….

About an hour later, people started to realise they where still alive… trapped.

Zoidberg put Spork in his house with another Decapodian "Transferring oxygen to him orally" (But enjoying it) And went to see the wreckage.

Zoidberg: LOL AIR-BREATHERS. TYPICAL.

Ship: Shut up!

Zoidberg: Okay.

Zoidberg swam away back to his house, noticing that the Decapodian had kidnapped Spork! Spork had passed out immediately after waking up earlier since he was in shock from seeing tentacles wrapped around his face.

Zoidberg: Man, Spork is gonna be angry when he wakes up. I wonder how I will explain all this to him.

After Natsuru made several very angry faces at Dr. Zoidberg though the window as he walked away. Tired, Natsuru stood up a chair and table of what use to be a booming party and sat down. "This cruise was so fun too!" Natsuru shouted.

Sad Keanu came and sat down next to Natsuru. "Good to see your safe."

Dr. Zoidberg stopped the search for Spork for a while and decided to go check out the ship wreck.

Zoidberg: Hello? Is anyone there?

Ship: Help!

Zoidberg: What's the problem?

Ship: WE ARE UNDER THE SEA

Zoidberg: And?

Ship: WE NEED AIR TO SURVIVE

Zoidberg: Ah, I see your dilemma

Ship: Then help!

Zoidberg: I don't see how you expect me to help

Ship: Then go get some help!

Zoidberg: Well, okay.

Zoidberg swam over to the Decapodian Earthican Underwater Policie (DEUP) And told them to save the ship-wrecken Forum Members.

So the DEUP come and drill 5 big holes on each side of the ship. The passengers all float up to the surface. Luckily in a short distance there was a small tropical island they all swam or rolled there life boats to the island. They get safely on the island. The tiny island was cramped with fictional meme charactors, human memes,internet celebs,and internet nerds. One passenger says "what now?"

GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!1 Gun fire rings out. Capt. Pecard is on the beach with a tommygun. Bullets are flying everywhere. Chunk deflects the bullets and they run for safety. Bridget tells them "fallow me". Admiral Akbar tells them no "IT'S A TRAP". They are confused as to who to believe.

when suddenly …

BUNNY ATTACK

As people were wondering who to side with, all of the KYM forum members huddled up and had a small meeting as who to believe. They chose Admiral Ackbar as he can detect traps. All agreed when the sudden bunny attack scattered people. Everyone then donned sunglasses and said, "Shit just got real."

all the sudden the island starts to shake in the distance a volcano starts the erupt.