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Disaster girl strikes again. She is the one behind all the tragedy that has befallen them from the beginning.

yes she was the one who told Troll Face to divide by 0 which led the ship to the Triangle in the first place learning the the triangle was NOT a myth,not only brining bad storms buy making every one irritable too,hence all the fights…She was also the one who lets all the Tumblbeats and other animals to fun about. She knew the Tumbeasts love to eat machinery,not just the Tumblr servers. So she lead them to the ships controls where they happily chowed down on every part of it,making it impossible to stair out of the storm…

Imma kill the captain and take his place!

Zoidberg sits happily in his house. The too damn high rent went down to too damn low so he could afford to stay there. He reported the Decapod kidnapper to the DEUP and sat in his house. He noticed a long trail of bubbles heading in his direction. He noticed it was a bullet headed towards him! The bullet hit his little apartment and kerploded. Zoidberg had had enough. He grabbed a military grenade machine gun and started randomly firing into the crowd of people on the island.

Then out of nowhere
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Natsuru turned to the water where Dr. Zoidberg was firing his gun from "CUT THAT OUT!"

And accidentally killed off all the fish in a 10 mile radius.

Zoidberg was electrocuted and flung five thousand miles away. He landed in a strange land where everything was white and everyone had a weird accent. He tried to walk up to someone to ask where he was, but the person was afraid of him because he's a Decapodian. He looked around, and found a flag. He now noticed the severity of his situation. He was in Canada.

Meanwhile at the island…

A whole firefight was still in the heat of battle, everyone had to make a run for Admiral Ackbar's chopper.

A message from Admiral Ackbar's lawyer:

What could Zoidberg do? He was in Canada, oh the horror! With it's high health rate, mix of different temperatures, monetary success, and large geographical size. It was a nightmare. There was only one thing to do: He had to get down to Alaska, head westernmost, and hop on a ride to Russia. It was a daring plan, but he knew he was capable…….

on the island many of the passangers gather to make plans how to call for rescue off the island…btw the battles,heat,erupting volcanos,and fear of starvation everyone wanted to get off quick. and being stranded was making people even more uptight then ever…Everyone tried there cell phones but no service….people who had laptops tried to get rescue info…but no service….so we tried it the old fashioend way and fired a signal in the air hoping for a ship to see it…we also wrote a big S.O.S in the sand hoping that planes or choppers above will see it. Knowing there was well over 1000 passangers and crew,we need much more then just one or 2 choppers….

Zoidberg had made it to a taxi and into westernmost Alaska. The hard part was finding a transport to Russia. He saw a parked plane in a small hangar and decided to go over and see if he could hot wire it. He hopped into the cockpit and noticed the keys were in the thingity (LOL), so he simply turned them and the plane started. He flew the plane over the water, but noticed the water was all frozen, and that he probably could have walked over it. He dismissed this idea because it would be a long walk, but by the time he completed this thought, he was already five miles into Russia. He landed on a small landing strip and into another hangar. But something was wrong, there were military insignias and soldier all over the place. He was in a Military Base. Three soldiers walked over and pointed their guns at him.

Outcast by Admrial Achbar for haveing a trap as her avatar, Natsuru walked around the island, hopeing to find something to eat. Finding nothing more than coconuts, Natsuru turned around to find a slave trader ship… "Oh… Shit."

Natsuru ninja ran toward the center of the island, finding a crimelords mansion. "Double Shit!" Natsuru shouted while the alarms whent off.

Zoidberg had saved the day! He had teamed up with the soldiers and gotten all of the memes and users off of the crime lord island!

-If only that was the truth. He was dreaming quietly. He woke up from his nice dream, to a grim truth. He had been knocked out by the soldiers, put in a cage, and set in a laboratory. He looked around; Scientists. He tried to move. He couldn't. He noticed a scientist plunging a needle in his arm. He responded with this:

This just about scared the crap out of him.

Derpy had forgotten to board the chopper, so all alone on the island, there was just nothing to do until Derpy heard "DOUBLE SHIT!" At that moment, Derpy headed to the source of the sound with a bag full of letters and muffins.

But how did they die?

Suddenly a voice came out of the darkness "Wait, that's not how it went." And everything re-winded Prince Of Persia Sands of Time style till the time before everyone died.

Natsuru ran full speed into Derpy. "OUCH! Oh hey Len- I mean Derpy!"
But the reunion was short lived, as the mobsters surrounded them.

Then SMG said, "Pfft, later noobs" And flew off on his rocket shoes in a barrage of fireworks and gunfire!

Mobsters soon started to close in as Natsuru and Derpy standing back to back. Derpy then dug in the bag and pulled out Ninja Gun Stars.
Natsuru asked, "Where did you get those at?"
Derpy replied, "It was gonna be a delivery," Derpy then put on sunglasses and said, "but now it's gonna be a DIE-livery."

Then SMG dropped a backpack full of C4 on the island, then it sploded as he flew away. Now the Island is divided into five sections

High again?

Natsuru and Derpy moved back to back in a slow circlein a slow circle, shooting out Fireballs and Ninjastars at all the mobsters. But unfortunatly, they where caught in a conveniently placed Net Trap. "FUUUU"

The rest of the gang headed to the back from safety from the mobsters. They pitched together and started to build shelters out of what they can find…it seemed there wasnt another ship in site anyways….and it was getting dark. This was gonna be one looooong night…what turned out to be a nice fun vacation turned to be a survival trip.

Then hitler dinosaur farts up from the oceans bed and asks to a passenger "who are you?" the passenger slowly turns around and replies "well I'm a pineapple." the dinosaur then turns into a balloon squid and incinerates. Everyone then cheers on this passenger and asks who he is…

Natsuru twisted her head around in attempt to get a look at the newfag, but couled not see past depy's tail. "Dammit, if only your tail wasn't in the way." "Wait, I think I can get us out" Derpy said takeing out a letter opener.

Cut loose, they fell to the ground in a awkward position. Mobsters surounded them as Natsuru said "You know, this is not as bad as it looks."

"You can fly right?" "Yea?" mutual facepalm Natsuru and Derpy took off and landed near the groups camp.

I fly in on my time travel pterodactyl and eat the mobsters with my banjo. I then time travel to the future and tell my future self to travel to the past to warn my past past about the future of the future.

ok campers…well since we are stuck on this island for now lets just through a meme slash KYM member party…LEETS PARRRTTAAAYYYY!!!!! everyone at the island starts to dance under the stars and moon and the fun rocks the night again just like b4 all the ciaos.

Suddenly a Grammar Nazi submarine emerges from the ocean because Ashley spelled "Chaos" wrong. Roll for initiative!

Rolls

Fuck, I think I go last.

Because of Natsuru's roll, the Grammar Nazi fired missiles everywhere. The entire group was blasted into the sky all yelling, "LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!" After crashing, everyone awoke on a new island full of Amish people.

Whiskers takes us back in time. The boat has just left port. But one thing is different.

WE ALL PINEAPPLES NOW.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT PINEAPPLES!!!" Natsuru shouts hitting Wsxdas with a fireball as reality returned to what it was before.

Natsuru looked around at the Amish people, and fained because they haven't bathed in years.

WHAT PART OF A PINEAPPLE CAN BE SHUT UP?!

Were all civilized here, so let's settle this. KNIFE FIGHT!

Come at me bro!

The Amish people all stood back and looked at all the new comers. They were a nervous and didnt know how to approach them. Mainly bc how we all appeared out of no where . there was also stranger creatures the Amish never seen. Some were even a tad upset we were on the island. See they used to live on normal Amish farms in America but they were sick of the typical modern day people intruding and trying to update there life style. So the all decided to find an island no one knew about and live there in peace…but now the island was discovered…

and the italian stallion would not stand idly by as these peacful people were treat like shrimp amongst whales in the tide of battle

Suddenly, Derpy looked in the mailbag and pulled out a disguieser machine. Derpy pressed the button and in a bright flash of light, were all dressed like Amish people. That soon got most of the looks to be gone now. All except for one who came up to the group. It was none other than Weird Al Yankovic, "Welcome to the Amish Paradise."

and everyone had to respectfully remove their sunglasses because Amish people aren't allowed to wear sunglasses. The clan mother proceeded to do some matchmaking. The most successful marriage that day was…

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Oh god what have you done

Natsuru quickly took off the Almish costume and re-doned her kimono. "Don't mind me, I was just leaveing anyway. Here have a pineapple. Im not sure if it's old fation enough for you, but they grow around here so I don't think it matters." Natsuru said handing the stabbed pineapple to the nearest Almish person.

Natsuru walked away toward the shore, but a strange mist seemed to hide the water. The ghost ship of the S.S Internet loomed in the distance, heading toward the island.

Derpy soon followed, "Why you leaving." But before Natsuru answered, the ghost of the S.S. Internet appeared and it was full of the ghosts of allwho perished with the ship.

Suddenly, the spirits of the dead disembarked the ship and headed toward the survivors, intent on takeing them with them.

Natsuru turned pale when she saw the ghost of the Cloud Cosplayer heading toward her. "Oh god…"

Derpy checked the mailbag and pulled out a package.
"This is what I was supposed to deliver to the ship."
It was a package addressed to Natsuru. Natsuru then opened the package and it was magical bracelets more powerful than the ones already owned.

Natsuru put the bracelets on as her power and the bracelets power mixed together to cereate a external power supply in the form of two glowing wings. Holding up her hands, she began an enchantment, "Heed the contract o lord and serve me. Come, Titan slaying blade, strike once and even a thousand times." Natsuru raised her hands into the sky and shouted "Sen Ni KAMINARI!!!"

the rest wondered if they can have the magic bracelets as well so everyone else can fly off and escape the island. So far it seemed like our only way. The ghost ship was full of holes and water anyways so that wouldnt work. So all the survivors gathered wonder if they each can have one too….

Surrounded by all of the survivors, Derpy sadly said, "I only had one pair of magic bracelets, and it was addressed to Natsuru."
Everyone then B'AWWWWW'ed, but then Derpy somehow sent a perfect text message despite not having fingers. Not long after a UPS truck drove out of the water and the delivery man handed magic bracelets to all survivors. After signing the clipboard to finalize the order, Derpy then handed magic bracelets to everyone there.

Natsuru then pulled out a large textbook and slamed it on a table that randomly apeared. Brushing the dust off the cover, Natsuru read the title out loud "How to use the Magic Bracelet, for dummies." Natsuru handed it off to the nearest person. "Now study this for 80 hours and practice for about 8 years and you can fly."

Everyone was not amused.