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Last posted Jun 11, 2011 at 12:29AM EDT. Added Jun 10, 2011 at 02:43PM EDT
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Troll King wrote:

No, it's true. I am Matt. I'm just making him say that.

NO. YOU ARE NOT ME. YOU ARE A HORRIBLE TROLL. THIS ENTIRE THREAD WAS A JOKE. STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME.

YOUNG USA GIRL TOLD MANY BRITISH TO DRINK SPECIAL POOR QUALITY USA HOT CHOC DRINK. CHOC IS 1960S BRITISH SHORT TERM FOR CHOCOLATE. THE USA GIRL DID NOT LIKE BRITISH USING SUCH TERM AND ASKED TO BE REMOVED FROM THE AIR BASE AND PLACED IN A GRAVE. SHE WAS BURIED IN A MILE BENEATH THE GROUND, WRAPPED UP IN CONCRETE, WITH SOME INNER ORGANS REPLACED WITH LEGO EQUIVELANT.

CHOC WAS EVERYWHERE IN 1960S. THERE WOULD BE A POT OF MELTED CHOC ON EVERY STREET CORNER, AND HOMOSEXUALS AND NEWSREADERS WOULD DUNK THEIR WHOLE HEADS IN CHOC AND DANCE AWAY, SINGING. CRABS WOULD BEAR GIFTS OF CHOC LOLLY TO BISHOPS AS A PROMISE THAT THEY WOULD NOT PINCH THEIR THUMB, OR THEIR FINGER, OR ANY PART OF THEIR HAND, RIGHT OR LEFT.

CHOC WAS FEATURED ON TELEVISION NEWS PROGRAMME IN 1966. ASSOCIATED BRITISH CORPORATION TELEVISION TRANSMITTED PICTURE OF LAUGHING CRAZY MAN, IN HIS UNDERPANTS, WITH MELTED CHOC IN SAID UNDERPANTS TO EMULATE CHOC POO SHIT. SALES WENT UP 3000%!

ACTUAL GENUINE REAL-DEAL CHOC POO SHIT WAS POISONOUS, AND IT MADE PEOPLE HAPPY TO IMAGINE PRETEND THEY WERE EATING IT, BUT NOT REALLY, AND THEY WERE IMMUNE TO ITS ILL-EFFECTS, BUT NOT REALLY. SO YOU SEE, CHOC OFTEN HELPED POPULATION COPE WITH MORTALITY FEELING. IN 1966, THE TREES WERE BARE AND THERE WAS CONCENTRATED AREAS OF COLOUR IN CERTAIN ZONES OF THE CITY. SHOPS SOLD SUITCASES THAT SMELT OF TCP AND CIRCUIT BOARDS AND OZONE AND DEAD TIME. ALL COLLEGES OWNED, BY LAW, A FROG COVERED IN FLUFF AND DUST AND GRIT THAT WOULD HOP OUT OF A CUPBOARD UNEXPECTEDLY AND BRING HAPPY AND AMUSEMENT.

INTERSEX PEOPLE WERE UNHAPPY AS HAIRSTYLES OF CURRENT TIME DID NOT GO WITH DUAL SEX GENITAL ORGAN COMBO. IF THEY HUNG ON FOR A FEW YEARS, THEN THEY BECOME HAPPY AND MAYBE EVEN AMUSEMENT AS WELL! BUT MANY WERE TRANSFERRED FROM BODY TO SHIBADEN BLACK AND WHITE 405 LINE VIDEOTAPE, AND THEY WERE WIPED BY ASSOCIATED BRITISH CORPORATION TELEVISON. AND ONLY THREE YEAR BEFORE COLOUR EVERYWHERE!

INTERSEX PEOPLE ATE CHOC, BUT GOVERNMENT FORBADE THEM AS THEY THOUGHT THAT DUAL SEX GENITAL ORGAN COMBO WOULD REVOLVE AT TERRIBLE SPEED AND FLY OFF AND HIT SOMEONE IN THE EYE. BUT THIS ONLY HAPPENED ONCE, IN FRANCE, AND THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE FRENCH MANWOMAN WAS BITTEN BY COUNT DRACULA DURING HOLIDAY IN MEXICO.

COUNT DRACULA IN MEXICO WAS LIVING THERE BECAUSE HE WAS FASCINATED WITH BEAUTIFUL MANWOMAN, AND HE WANTED TO MAKE MANWOMAN ARMY FROM BLOOD BITE SUCK. BUT DRACULA HAD PROBLEMS WITH ZOMBIE. ZOMBIE WAS WORST ENEMY, ZOMBIE HATED EVERYTHING, HE COMMITTED ACTS OF CHOMP NECK INSTEAD OF BITE NECK AND WOMAN HEAD GO ALL FLOPSY TO ONE SIDE! HE WAS AN AWFUL BUGGER! ZOMBIE EVEN ATE BREAST AS PARTY TIME SNACK, AND THEN DRACULA WALK IN AND GET REAL ANGRY AND THROW TABLES AND CHAIRS AND BURN ZOMBIE WITH "ULTRA-CHOC", A TYPE OF CHOC THAT ZOMBIE WAS ALLERGIC TO.

ALLERGY IS EVERYWHERE FROM 1980S ONWARDS. IN 1966, THERE WAS NOTHING ALONG SUCH LINES, PEOPLE ATE EVERYTHING, FROM NUT TO WHEAT TO GLUTEN AND SULPHITE, AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY. BUT THEN HEROIN GIRL INFECTED WOMAN WHO SAT ON A PIN, AND WOMAN GOT HEROIN PIN DISEASE, AND WENT TO A SCHOOL AND COUGHED, AND THEN THE CHILDREN GOT HEROIN PIN DISEASE AND THEY DEVELOPED THE ALLGERIC. IT WAS TRAGEDY, AND SOME PEOPLE WERE TRANSFERRED TO DIGITAL DAT TAPE AND THEN DROPOUT CAUSE UNRETREVABLE, BUT THEIR NAMES LIVE ON AS EXAMPLE TO NEW GENERATION.

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Holy Granola wrote:

YOUNG USA GIRL TOLD MANY BRITISH TO DRINK SPECIAL POOR QUALITY USA HOT CHOC DRINK. CHOC IS 1960S BRITISH SHORT TERM FOR CHOCOLATE. THE USA GIRL DID NOT LIKE BRITISH USING SUCH TERM AND ASKED TO BE REMOVED FROM THE AIR BASE AND PLACED IN A GRAVE. SHE WAS BURIED IN A MILE BENEATH THE GROUND, WRAPPED UP IN CONCRETE, WITH SOME INNER ORGANS REPLACED WITH LEGO EQUIVELANT.

CHOC WAS EVERYWHERE IN 1960S. THERE WOULD BE A POT OF MELTED CHOC ON EVERY STREET CORNER, AND HOMOSEXUALS AND NEWSREADERS WOULD DUNK THEIR WHOLE HEADS IN CHOC AND DANCE AWAY, SINGING. CRABS WOULD BEAR GIFTS OF CHOC LOLLY TO BISHOPS AS A PROMISE THAT THEY WOULD NOT PINCH THEIR THUMB, OR THEIR FINGER, OR ANY PART OF THEIR HAND, RIGHT OR LEFT.

CHOC WAS FEATURED ON TELEVISION NEWS PROGRAMME IN 1966. ASSOCIATED BRITISH CORPORATION TELEVISION TRANSMITTED PICTURE OF LAUGHING CRAZY MAN, IN HIS UNDERPANTS, WITH MELTED CHOC IN SAID UNDERPANTS TO EMULATE CHOC POO SHIT. SALES WENT UP 3000%!

ACTUAL GENUINE REAL-DEAL CHOC POO SHIT WAS POISONOUS, AND IT MADE PEOPLE HAPPY TO IMAGINE PRETEND THEY WERE EATING IT, BUT NOT REALLY, AND THEY WERE IMMUNE TO ITS ILL-EFFECTS, BUT NOT REALLY. SO YOU SEE, CHOC OFTEN HELPED POPULATION COPE WITH MORTALITY FEELING. IN 1966, THE TREES WERE BARE AND THERE WAS CONCENTRATED AREAS OF COLOUR IN CERTAIN ZONES OF THE CITY. SHOPS SOLD SUITCASES THAT SMELT OF TCP AND CIRCUIT BOARDS AND OZONE AND DEAD TIME. ALL COLLEGES OWNED, BY LAW, A FROG COVERED IN FLUFF AND DUST AND GRIT THAT WOULD HOP OUT OF A CUPBOARD UNEXPECTEDLY AND BRING HAPPY AND AMUSEMENT.

INTERSEX PEOPLE WERE UNHAPPY AS HAIRSTYLES OF CURRENT TIME DID NOT GO WITH DUAL SEX GENITAL ORGAN COMBO. IF THEY HUNG ON FOR A FEW YEARS, THEN THEY BECOME HAPPY AND MAYBE EVEN AMUSEMENT AS WELL! BUT MANY WERE TRANSFERRED FROM BODY TO SHIBADEN BLACK AND WHITE 405 LINE VIDEOTAPE, AND THEY WERE WIPED BY ASSOCIATED BRITISH CORPORATION TELEVISON. AND ONLY THREE YEAR BEFORE COLOUR EVERYWHERE!

INTERSEX PEOPLE ATE CHOC, BUT GOVERNMENT FORBADE THEM AS THEY THOUGHT THAT DUAL SEX GENITAL ORGAN COMBO WOULD REVOLVE AT TERRIBLE SPEED AND FLY OFF AND HIT SOMEONE IN THE EYE. BUT THIS ONLY HAPPENED ONCE, IN FRANCE, AND THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE FRENCH MANWOMAN WAS BITTEN BY COUNT DRACULA DURING HOLIDAY IN MEXICO.

COUNT DRACULA IN MEXICO WAS LIVING THERE BECAUSE HE WAS FASCINATED WITH BEAUTIFUL MANWOMAN, AND HE WANTED TO MAKE MANWOMAN ARMY FROM BLOOD BITE SUCK. BUT DRACULA HAD PROBLEMS WITH ZOMBIE. ZOMBIE WAS WORST ENEMY, ZOMBIE HATED EVERYTHING, HE COMMITTED ACTS OF CHOMP NECK INSTEAD OF BITE NECK AND WOMAN HEAD GO ALL FLOPSY TO ONE SIDE! HE WAS AN AWFUL BUGGER! ZOMBIE EVEN ATE BREAST AS PARTY TIME SNACK, AND THEN DRACULA WALK IN AND GET REAL ANGRY AND THROW TABLES AND CHAIRS AND BURN ZOMBIE WITH "ULTRA-CHOC", A TYPE OF CHOC THAT ZOMBIE WAS ALLERGIC TO.

ALLERGY IS EVERYWHERE FROM 1980S ONWARDS. IN 1966, THERE WAS NOTHING ALONG SUCH LINES, PEOPLE ATE EVERYTHING, FROM NUT TO WHEAT TO GLUTEN AND SULPHITE, AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY. BUT THEN HEROIN GIRL INFECTED WOMAN WHO SAT ON A PIN, AND WOMAN GOT HEROIN PIN DISEASE, AND WENT TO A SCHOOL AND COUGHED, AND THEN THE CHILDREN GOT HEROIN PIN DISEASE AND THEY DEVELOPED THE ALLGERIC. IT WAS TRAGEDY, AND SOME PEOPLE WERE TRANSFERRED TO DIGITAL DAT TAPE AND THEN DROPOUT CAUSE UNRETREVABLE, BUT THEIR NAMES LIVE ON AS EXAMPLE TO NEW GENERATION.

/thread

EPIC WIN

Dane wrote:

He's me, isn't he.

Yes he is, you just don't know it. He's also:

Most of the population of Canada.

A bunny.

And two and three quarters of an elephant.

Skeletor-sm

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