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You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker
Don't you mess around with me
You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker
Don't you mess around, no, no, no

warriorman has a long, lurid history of rejecting every girl that came up to him. he has rejected girls by doing everything right so to speak. below is a short list of times he has rejected girls that came up to him in chronological order. This list is incomplete so if you know any other instances of him rejecting girls that come up to him please post them itt so I can add them to the master list.

The Dismissed List

• March 18th, 1999: warriorman flat out rejected the nurse during childbirth and wiggled back into his mother like someone slurping a tiny, lump spaghetti noodle

• September 10th, 2001: while lost in the supermarket a female employee asked where his mother was. he gave her the cold shoulder and stuck his arms out making plane noises. he closed his eyes and ran so fast he knocked over two tall soup can displays. a grim foreshadowing of coming events.

• August 16th, 2002: a girl asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, but instead of responding he curled up into a ball and tried to sonic spin away.

• October 31st, 2008: standing outside of his house dressed as an angel, a ghost walks up and asks for some candy. he hands the ghost some candy (mom wouldn't let him walk around unsupervised) and then realizes the person under the sheet was a girl. he drops the bucket of milky way bars and runs into the bathroom and uses a straight razor to cut a line on his cheek like machine gun joe from death race

• February 14th, 2014: one of his female classmate worked up the courage to give him a valentine's heart because she thought he was cute but he thought it was a red downvote so with tears running down his face he ran home and played fire emblem for the rest of the week.

Warriorman's theme song

january 5, 2015: After being unable to work his computer for his daily plane porn, warriorman called customer service for help, it was all fine and dandy until trough the other line he heard the faint voice of a female, instead of responding to her warriorman kept quiet for a whole 5 minutes until the girl hanged on the phone, he stayed quiet for another 10 minutes just to be sure there was no other females trying to get on his pants.

warriorman is so alpha

i aspire to be him

does warriorman wear fedoras

November 23rd 2013: warriorman cancels his domino's pizza order when he sees on the website his delivery person's name is "Terry" and he's not sure if it's a man or a woman.

We should all aspire to be like him.

It prevents us from becoming Jaded Teenage Girls.

And that's no good.

warriorman's theme song:

It is rumored that, on his day of birth, Warriorman rose from his mother's womb, fedora and Xbox in hand, and smited her with his Manly abilities. (For this was the first woman of many that he would come to reject). He then went on to form the subreddit of RedPill and is now worshipped as the God of Meninism all over the internet.
Women all around live in fear of his mighty name. "Forgive us, your manliness!" they cry, as he disappears, swiftly as the vast beard upon his giant neck, rejecting them forevermore.

of course he does

he's in love with planes

in some cultures, it is haram for muslim men to have girlfriends.
Warriorman, just get a fucking wife already!

February 19th, 2015: After a long hard day of work battling the evil feminists, warriorman came to the irc in order to relax with his always trustable memefriends, that was until the evil feminazi particle mare came in with an angry actitude (like all females), she resorted to mock warriorman with the help of gender traitor derpyvaz, proceeding to mark him as a "nice guy" and "fedora wearer". Unable to stand for this obscene display of power abuse, warriorman has started a campaing to dethrone the evil nazi tyrant known as particle mare, the ultimate woman he has to reject.

And Sanic.

Don't forget Sanic, now.

never 4 get

@warriorman

December 26th 1998 – While in the womb, his mother was taking a yoga class. The instructor, Nancy, a 68 year old woman had asked Warriorman's mother when she was due. Warriorman, detecting the female presence, begun to kick as hard as he could, his only chance at assaulting Nancy.

We should now take the time to look back on warriormans glorious mistakes post!

>warriorman right now

>mfw Warriorman goes fucking mental and finishes the job HoH started

4000 BC, Garden of Eden – After creating the Warriorman, The Lord wished to create the Warriorwoman using a rib of the Warriorman. Knowing what would come, the Warriorman fled so that The Lord would not have to create her broken heart. And on the 6th day, The Lord gave up searching and made the man.

Damn