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[Riff-Raff] Riff Raff Meme Championship 2 - Winner of the Circlejerk

Last posted Aug 01, 2015 at 07:28AM EDT. Added Jul 20, 2015 at 11:10PM EDT
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Particle Mare wrote:

If I win this round, I promise to re-feature this thread! Vote for me.

I already re-featured it, free of charge. Proof I am the superior meme mod and thus am more worthy of your vote

Lich wrote:

Going up against Twisty wasn't fair. I hardly know him and I know that bitch is more popular than me.

Don't worry, you're the best in my heart!
sobs with the thought of my upcoming opponent

And that marks the end of Round 3. Lets look at the results.

Tillster Rulz 26 Sir-Soundwave 18

Minty 23 Lurk 21

Particle Mare 30 Twenty-One 14

Slutty Sam 24 TripleZ 20

Twisty 34 Trollanort 10

Tupolev 29 Yosuke 15

Foxy 31 Chowzburgerz 13

RandomMan 25 Hero 19

The bracket has been updated.

New Poll

Foxy beat me? BULL FUCKING SHIT!!!

How the fuck did I lose to that damn furry? RandomMan, you're just scared of me, so you probably bribed people to vote for Foxy.

Last edited Jul 25, 2015 at 06:57PM EDT

I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a memer.

But you don't need to use a memesite every Sunday to know that there's something wrong in this website when Godless heathen traps like Sam can participate openly in popularity circlejerks, but our users can't openly criticize Riff-Raff without being suspended.

As Certified Top Memer™, I'll end Captain Blubber's war on innocent users, and I'll fight against Sam's attacks on our meme heritage. Memes made KYM strong. It can make her strong again.

I'm Particle Mare, and I approve this message.

Hi there.

You might know me as Minty, from other shows such as "How to become a better person" or "Make your memes come true."
But today, THAT IS IRRELEVANT
FOR YOU SEE
TODAY YOU HAVE THE POWER TO BRING YOUR HEARTS DESIRES (AKA me) TO VICTORY
VOTE FOR ME, THE ONE YOU NEED, YOU ONE YOUR HEART BELIEVES IN
AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU

AND THIS SHALL PUSH ME TO VICTORY, ALL THANKS TO YOU!
AND YOU HAVE THE POWER
SO

You're right about one thing. I do need karma, and votes.

Wanna know why?

I have a dream! That one day every user on this site will moderate their own contributions!

A site of the TRULY free, dammit. A site of ACTION not downvotes. Ruled by the USER, not the mods. Where the rules change to suit the user, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the user!

Where every user is free to think – to act – for himself!

KYM is diseaced. Rotten to the core.

There's no saving it – we need to pull it out by the roots.

We need to wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN!

And from the ashes a new KYM will be reborn.

Last edited Jul 25, 2015 at 08:42PM EDT

LNH wrote:

And to the person who just submitted the same results 10 times, you need to think about your life choices if you dedicated yourself to trying to rig a meme popularity contest

Edit: As a result of repeated abuse, I have made it so you need to log in through Google to vote. This should limit the amount of voting per person.

wow somebody did the same thing as me last time

history does repeat

Wow haven't checked this thread in a while and there has been a lot of memeing. For one, this is for you whit3:


Secondly, I see some people are going all out using their photoshop "skills" and "humor". What do I have to win? Well, I may not have the ability to make funny pictures, but I do have something that all of you can enjoy: handjobs. That's all I need, if I have your dicks, I have your votes. Hell, now that the competition is so fierce, I'll just step it up a notch and blow all supporters. And no it's not illegal if it's memes, memes have no age boundaries but seriously if you're too old and are excited for this pls deactivate pedos

>me losing to planefucker

I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A MEMER LIKE THIS. WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT'S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME. I WAS DEPENDING ON YOU, I WAS ALWAYS DEPENDING ON YOU! HOW DARE YOU! LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS! WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT, YOU LAY THERE AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU. YOU VOTING FOR TUPOLEV AND YOU ACT LIKE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE -- YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE -- YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH, BUT I'M NOT A VICTIM; I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN.

Wow, I didn't expected that ammount of votes but I knew I couldn't win against a chick with a dick.

Anyway, thanks to all the people who voted me and may the one with more creepy stalkers win.

And Round 4 is over. Here is the results.

TillsterRulz 19 Minty 16

Particle Mare 19 SluttySam 16

Twisty 25 Tupolev 10

RandomMan 20 Foxy 15

brackets

poll

GG Minty, I actually like Gorillaz tbh


As for PM, well let's take an in depth analysis of her and me shall we?

Make the right choice KYM, vote for me.

Stop! Before you mistake Tillster for a credible candidate, consider the following:

  • he is ameritrash who mistakenly believes that the equation of a straight line is "y = mx + b" and not "y = mx + c". Lol go to a real school, scrub
  • how many gamergates has he locked? yeah, that's right
  • he is about as blue-eyed and blonde-haired as Genghis Khan. Do not be fooled!
  • he killed minty and minty is a big guy tbh
  • pokefucker. 'nuff said

Particle Mare wrote:

Stop! Before you mistake Tillster for a credible candidate, consider the following:

  • he is ameritrash who mistakenly believes that the equation of a straight line is "y = mx + b" and not "y = mx + c". Lol go to a real school, scrub
  • how many gamergates has he locked? yeah, that's right
  • he is about as blue-eyed and blonde-haired as Genghis Khan. Do not be fooled!
  • he killed minty and minty is a big guy tbh
  • pokefucker. 'nuff said

you havent locked any either, peacock locked one and he lost way before you

GG

James Blunt wrote:

and like you.

lets be honest the only worthy winner was peacock tbh

RiP in Peacock, Peacock ;_;7

He was the only person I would be ok with losing against.

0.9999...=1 wrote:

•is a nerd and literally faps to y=mx+b

Nah, that was only when she was first starting out. She's moved onto the harder stuff to get the same thrill out of it.

Oh, Particle, that reminds me- I've got that smut you asked for.

Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Reminds me of my time in highschool when I secretly sold quintic formulas to my friends. Too bad that's impossible now… kids these days have no clue what they're missing out on.

I would like to analyze what PM has said about me.

he is ameritrash who mistakenly believes that the equation of a straight line is “y = mx + b” and not “y = mx + c”. Lol go to a real school, scrub

Where I grew up does not matter, and if I recall a large proportion of this site is American! How could you possibly think to use that against me!?

And take a look at the equation, it's still the same regardless of what letters you put there!

how many gamergates has he locked? yeah, that’s right

Despite the obvious lying of this statement, your privileges of a mod put you at an advantage here! My powers on this site are barely any! Using this to defame me is only a use of your status that I could possibly never hope to attain in my time here.

he is about as blue-eyed and blonde-haired as Genghis Khan. Do not be fooled!

Genghis Khan was neither of those things, and neither am I! And yet you tell me to go to a real school.

(This is too easy, how could anyone so stupid make it so far!?)

he killed minty and minty is a big guy tbh

I never did such thing, Minty was "killed" off by the other voters who valiantly voted for me! You're only blaming and insulting the voters at this point! But I do agree he was a "big guy" and a worthy opponent.

pokefucker. ’nuff said

(Ugh, I knew this would come back to bite me in the ass. The nerve to bring something like this up!)

This is pure and complete character assassination at it's finest! While I may have said something in the past about you and your tastes, twas all a joke with no harm intended! And besides, I have no intentions on such actions despite them passing the harkness test

I rest my case.

Last edited Jul 26, 2015 at 10:54PM EDT

What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity?

I'll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies on floppity pudding, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to zoobidy-me but just another zoobidy.

I will zoop you the blop out with percision the likes of which has never been seen before on this floobidy Earth, mark my flibbidy flop. You think you can flop away with zoobing that doobie-woobie to me over the interzoobies? Think again, flap-flopper. As we speak I am zipping my blopping bloop of flobbidies across the boopity and your floopidy is being flopped right now so you better poopidy for the big zoobidy flop party, son. You're jeever zeebered, son.

I can be anywhere, any-flopping-time, and I can zoop and woop you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my boobidy shoobidies. Not only am I extensively zooped in zip-wop, but I have access to the entire zabber of the Zap Wop Muggity Top and I will zoop it to its full extent to flap your floobity flop off the face of the zoobie, you zabber wabber.

If only you could have known what zopping fury your little "zoopity" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have zooped up. But you couldn't. you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you flapping babbling shooby-wooper.

I will zip zop all over you and you will drown in it. You're zooped, son.

Z. wrote:

Help, I can't vote.

Has Ben Huh wasted all the money to hold the contest into another weed show?

Weird. If I were to disallow responses I would have removed the 2nd sentence. Responses are being accepted now, and I'll keep it open for another hour above regular (9:30 EST instead of 8:30) just so people who didn't get to vote can.

James Blunt wrote:

the vote doc was closed for the entire day and only opened for a few hours today.

i demand recount

in the 3 hours it was open only 2 people voted

sux to sux pal

Skeletor-sm

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