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In a recent study, crows were shown to be able to solve moderately complex water displacement puzzles to obtain food. We here at Meme Labs arranged a similar test for another organism thought to be unintelligent: KYM mods. We challenged a set of mods to retrieve a Dorito suspended in a tube of Mountain Dew. Here's their solutions:

• Don created a 1-paragraph meme entry on "Doritos Puzzles" and frontpaged it.
• RandomMan stared at the puzzle in confusion before blowing it off with a sarcastic remark in the hopes that no one would suspect he had no idea what he was doing.
• Captain Blubber was unable to solve the puzzle, suspended it, and blamed bronys.
• Particle Mare was unable to solve the puzzle, suspended it, and blamed the Jews.
• BSOD made a ponification of the Dorito.
• Twisty attempted the bribe the puzzle by giving it his mixtape.
• Rapscallion asked the IRC for help, but there was too much Epyc Wyn spam for him to read the replies.
• Jacob successfully retrieved the Dorito using a secret Amish technique, but instead of eating it, tagged it as "doritos," "soggy," and "orange," then moved it to the "Doritos & Mountain Dew" image gallery.
• Random 21 deactivated.

• Verbose didn't understand why the test didn't fit his ideologies, tried to reason with the test to see things from his point of view, got frustrated at the lack of communication, and left.

• Sir Soundwave somehow managed to fit Transformers into this situation

• Bob called the Dew bottle a complete fucking moron and waste of space, then set the testing facility on fire.

• Alex Mercer thought the puzzle was getting bullied too much, called everyone bullies, and deactivates

I foresee a Broadway musical based on this post. I can picture the reviews now:

"0/10 Hitler didn't have a romantic side-story with that pony entry mod" – Particle Mare
"0/10 I felt personally bullied by this musical" – Epyc Wyn
"10/10 Surprisingly accurate" – HolyCrapItsBob

Edit: Fixed for accuracy.

• Loli deleted the tube and locked the image gallery and comments section

So what you're saying is that crows are very unintelligent animals?

• website moderator and irl nobody, when faced with the challenge noticed me and validated my existence. What a retard!

Puzzel solving isn't not easey. Do it yourselfs if u r samrt enf

• Chris/PimpAbra drew gfur porn of the Dorito and fapped to it instead.

Ms. Fortune uploaded dorito inflation fetish images.

• TripleZ tried to stick his dick in the small tube, succeeded to no one's suprise, then tried to erp with the dorito.

• James added a "Hide More Doritos" button.

Gaben the troll scolded the dorito for being more akin to "Super Robo Jesus" rather than "U Mad".

Crimsonlocks- Does nothing, like, absolutely nothing

And then sent the Dorito a link to the Entry Guidelines.

gabens not a mod, who tf let him into the test area

shit we need to get this test quarenteened before something else infects the area

like Kung Fu Cthulu………

Muffinlicious accidentally deleted the tube of Mountain Dew and proceeded to spend ten minutes crying and apologizing to the Dorito.

Wait, do crows even like Doritos?

I don't know anyone or anything that doesn't like Doritos.

Gaben the troll smashed the tube, drank the Dew, ate the Dorito, and then responded to anyone saying he cheated by pointing out he had a belly full of delicious gamery goodness while they had a butt full of hurt.

When later asked how he got into a mod-only area he only said "Protip Advisor: Protip Advisor outranks mods".

• RandomMan tried to make a photoshop of the Dorito and the bottle, when they told him he couldn't do that he ranted about how groups elitism ruined the test.
• Tomberry didn't even do the test because they forgot he existed.

Gaben the troll scolded the dorito for being more akin to “Super Robo Jesus” rather than “U Mad”.

>Gaben the Troll
>Mod

Triple Zed would see that the Dorito made a shitty thread and then suspends it.

Tomberry didn’t even do the test because they forgot he existed.

Seriously?

Random 21 deactivated.

What can I say, I don't handle well under pressure

Jacob successfully retrieved the Dorito using a secret Amish technique, but instead of eating it, tagged it as “doritos,” “soggy,” and “orange,” then moved it to the “Doritos & Mountain Dew” image gallery.

In previous tests, Jacob failed to retrieve the dorito and then continued to blame the staff for not leaving him with a detailed list of dorito removal guidelines.

Well at least even mods make better and more relevant jokes than whatever that missile dodge was supposed to be.

-Asura just started clapping his hand together and said that nobody gives a shit about this test and proceeded to leave the facilities.

So, what do i do?

• Samekichi drew

Samekichi drew a sexy Dorito KYM-tan obviously

• Samekichi waved at the scientists, wishing for them to acknowledge his existance; thus ignoring the test and failing it.

Holy shit never knew that Asura's a mod. Congrats on your modhood that you got today.

I love how everyone mentions how gaben isn't a mod but totally missed the fact that Fortune was brought up.

She's a mod

…

I've been gone for too long haven't I

EDIT: YES I HAVE BEEN GONE FOR TOO LONG SHE'S NOT A MOD I'M FALLING FOR EVERYTHING

You're a mod now

wb

Same security breach that let me into this thread. You mods really need to step up your security, even the crows are laughing.

Quiet you fool!

If you point that out she'll spam Andrew Dobson fetish art across the site until you make her one.

She's crazy! It's how she can look at it and think "this is shitty art" instead of having her soul ripped out and imprisoned in Cthulhu's toilet.

Do you want this site's readership to have their souls ripped out and imprisoned in Cthulhu's toilet?

If not, then don't mention that.

- Platus was just happy to be included.

• Deltameon acts like a cool guy to the Dorito, puts it on his waifu list, but then mysteriously disappears.

• KZN02 makes and uploads an LDD version of the Dorito test. All the hours he spent making it means he didn't actually get around to solving the test.

• Brucker says "Ceci n'est pas une Dorito" and leaves with his cane and AARP card.

• Tyrantrum/Furret uploads Dorito festish art and then claims the Dorito made him do it.

• Unraveler was too distracted posting pony images to notice a test was even going on.

• Blauh uploaded the greatest Dorito fanart ever seen on the face of the earth. But someone thought they saw a pony in it, and Blauh was too distracted by the dumb arguments he never got the Dorito.

• Mona successfully gets the Dorito. However, he does it in moonspeak and with Japanese memes. Since no one else understands this, they are unable to explain it and just call it random error.

I've gotta admit, selling tickets for the observation area was a great business idea. I must have spent 30$ at the concession stand alone. Although, I can kind of understand how it made breaching security so easy. (I half-considered sneaking in and taking the test myself, but it was too much fun watching those goofs.)

- Natsuru questioned the Dorito's gender and labelled the bottle a "yes".
- ImmaHeman / Synge called the test "Dorito-tan" and tried to make it an injoke and play vidya with it.

• Adam Deland Heath Ledesma simply sat outside of the testing chambers, watching the mods and eating popcorn, and occasionally saying "that's cute" to himself.